Thursday, July 9, 2026

We Are Amway Robots! Ambots!

I found this on Youtube and although its been around for awhile I thought I'd share it even though some of you may have already seen it before. Love the sniping prospects. Everything in here is so true of Amway. Notice the robot is half a body with a flame beneath him. In the WWDB business plan they use half bodies and have a little cloud beneath them. I think this robot's flame is part of the Amway chant "Fired up!".

Invest your money with this Robot entrepreneur and watch it multiply... by zero.

It's not a pyramid scam. It's a pyramid money making system. Sign up with Bizbot's organization and everyday will feel like a rock concert on the moon. Bizbot may not be able to make you a billionaire overnight, but he seems to think he has the secret to success... if he can just get people to come to his meetings. He doesn't work in an office. He's out in the field, turning any setting into an opportunity for growth. Whether he's giving a motivational lecture to a captive audience in line at the bank, or turning your romantic dinner for two into a power lunch by inviting himself to join you, he is ready to achieve success by any means necessary. He's like Tony Robbins, Oprah Winfrey and Sean Diddy Combs all rolled into one. So put on the monkey suit, get the bluetooth in your ear, drench yourself in cologne or perfume and get ready to be inspired. Don't be the last one to show up on this bus to cash town.







 

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM

    This is a perfect little animated skit about the stupidity of Amway. The flames coming out from the bottom of the Bizbot reminded me of an old Italian saying about some over-energized jerk who runs around in a frenzied state. It says "He's got a rocket up his ass."

    Most Amway recruiters are like that. They are flying high on some kind of emotional adrenaline or amphetamines, and they can't shut up and leave people alone.

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    1. Anna BananaJuly 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM

      Hi Anonymous. This animated skit perfectly captures the stupidity of Amway. And pretty much every other scam MLM too.

      Oh yeah Amway Ambots run around like a bunch of frenzied losers that can't shut up about their devotion to the Amway cult and keep pissing off normal people who tell them NO.

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