Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Amway Ambot Brags Billions To Be Made In Scamway!

I had an Amway ambot stop by and leave a comment on a post where there’s a link to the top 50 cosmetics companies. Ambots take a look and freak out when Amway Artistry isn’t on the list. That’s partially due to it being a closed market for sales. The majority of customers are Amway IBO’s and you have to be a member of the Amway buying club to purchase or know someone who is and buy from them. The rest of the world can buy their cosmetics in the stores where they’re more readily available. But so what. Here’s a comment that was left:


Who’s to say I am an Amway IBO? I came across this page whilst researching Artistry products and was disgusted at how rude somebody could be. Amway may not be your thing, it doesn’t mean it won’t work for anybody else. In fact, yesterday I was at dinner with my partner and a couple that have been a part of Amway for 25 years. Their income? Billions. Purely from Amway.


To which I responded something to the effect – Billions! Wow there’s Amway IBO’s who make more money than Oprah!

OK everyone have a good laugh now. 

Remember that Forbes list that had the billionaire families listed and how they got there. Whoever this multi-billionaire Amway salesperson is throwing dinner parties they failed to make that list. LOL! Ha ha ha!!!

Let’s start with where he – and yes probably it’s a he – says how do you know I’m an Amway IBO. Lets see. LIAR. That’s our big clue. How do you know when someone in Amway is lying? When their mouth is moving! Or in the case of the Internet – when they’re typing. The only people researching Artistry products are Amway ambots. Nobody else in the world gives a fuck about Amway cosmetics!

Let’s get to the good stuff! Amway IBO’s can earn billions!!! Wow! Holy fuck that number has gone WAAAAAAAYYYYY up from when we were in the Amway scam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

What a dumb fuck! Well, what can you say, that pretty much sums up the Amway fleet. LIARS! Read it again: the dinner hosts income is BILLIONS – purely from Amway. A feat that even VanAndel and DeVos couldn’t pull off! LOL!!!!!

So according to the outraged scambot commenter there’s an Amway IBO running around out there who makes billions purely from Amway, has bypassed the DeVos family to become Amway billionaires, and the media engine at Amway isn’t blowing this out their asses so everyone in the world knows about it?

And is a billionaire going to invite some lowly IBO to dinner? That’s like giving someone a pity fuck!

So who are these mysterious Amway billionaires? The person who left the comment won’t say. And neither will Forbes! LOL!

Lets see. Lets chalk that up to yet another lie from another lying scamming Amway asshole.

These lying scamming Amway ambots continue to damage a company that already has a bad reputation. And make themselves look like assholes while doing it.

Yeah like we really can’t see through your lies. Amway billionaires!

Oprah, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg  – you all got in the wrong business! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

 

4 comments:

  1. Anyone who comes to visit this blog or Joe Cool's blog, or any of the other sites that are dedicated to MLMs, is certainly connected with Amway or very interested in the business. So yes -- the guy is a goddamned LIAR.

    He "just happened to come here," because of an interest in Artistry cosmetics? Oh yeah, sure. It's perfectly normal for a guy to have an intense interest in an obscure brand of makeup.

    He's "just happens" to be at a dinner party where there are people who have made BILLIONS in Amway? Really? Are they pals with Bill Gates and Elon Musk?

    The guy is an IBO, he is an Ambot, and he is simply infuriated that anyone dares to criticize his Amway dream. So he comes here and makes up stories.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. I could see a devoted fellow buying his lady cosmetics for Christmas but that guy is shopping at Sephora not looking at overpriced shitty Amway products. The only men in the world who are interested in Amway Artistry cosmetics are Ambots. Yeah you gotta wonder who was sitting around that dinner table because they sure as hell ain't in Amway if they're billionaires. Guest list: Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson. They slam the door on Rick Hilton cause he's an underachiever.

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  2. Making "BILLIONS" in Amway?

    Yeah, sure. That'll be the day.

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    1. LOL Anonymous! Amway Ambots live in fantasy land don't they.

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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