Friday, August 27, 2010

My Definition of an Ambot

Ambot: a person who is a programmed Amway robot. They parrot all the lies their upline tells them. They sneer and look down at people who don't want anything to do with Amway. If it doesn't support their Amway business, they won't have anything to do with it. They think Amway products are the best around, nothing can compare quality wise or price wise. Cult follower.

An Ambot is a horrible person to deal with.

1 comment:

  1. A friend of mine, a guy who I really respected and was close with, became a total Ambot. He eats, sleeps, breathes, this sham of a business. He actually played upon my poor emotional state, and lured me into signing me up. I met with him because I had just broken up with my girlfriend and was feeling like crap. It didn't take him long to shift into Ambot mode! I pretty much signed up because it was getting closed to midnight, and I wanted to leave! After our second coffee meeting (which lasted over 6 hours), I knew he had been brainwashed by this cult. He demanded that I come to all these functions, buy a bunch of materials, and start converting (his word) my family and friends to products I could't even vouch for myself. I was also told that I would attend (there was no choice in the matter) meetings twice a week. When I told him they conflicted with my work schedule, he told me to quit my job. What a bunch of crap! I quickly came to my senses and never attended or bought anything. I ignored all his attempts to get together with me, and he is finally leaving me alone. What really does me though, is the way he uses Christianity to lure people in. The last I heard of him was when I challenged his misuse of Scripture. I compared Amway IBO's to the false prosperity preachers you see on late night television. They prey upon the poor, and make empty promises. Nothing but cotton candy - tastes sweet, but no substance! I think what did it though, was my charge that the recruitment methods are actually Satanic. I pointed out that when Satan tempts Christ, he offers him health, wealth, prestige. The catch is that Jesus would have bow down and serve him! Sounds a lot like Amway to me. "Listen to us, do things our way, and you will have it all." Amway is pure evil!


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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