Thursday, September 2, 2010

Amway Juices

I thought I'd put in something about the one Amway product that I didn't mind - the juices. There were 2 choices, tropical and berry. Both not too bad, but I preferred the berry. If we had to buy, buy, buy to bring up our PV so our upline could meet their goals then the juice was the one thing I could tolerate my Ambot for buying. Barely tolerate. They cost around $30 for 12 tins. We're talking tiny tins - 8oz.

Extremely poor value!

I just bought a half gallon (64 ounce) of well known national brand's tropical juice for .97 cents. Let's say I bought a gallon for $1.94. That's more ounces than in the 12 pack of the Amway juice (total 96 ounces). My brand tastes better than the Amway juice and for a fraction of the cost.

Its a no brainer what's a better value to buy. Better price, better taste.

When my husband was still an Ambot he would have countered with some silly argument about why should he buy a similar product from someone else's store when he can buy from his own store.

My argument would have been if you're a fucking idiot and price your products too high people are going to shop elsewhere.

He never got the full picture that Amway set the price and not him. If I could have bought the 12 pack of Amway juices for $3, that would have been a much better deal, but he couldn't set the price to be competive with a well known brand and take a huge loss out of his pockets.

So he continued to parrot his upline and jabber on about nutritional value which the name brands usually outperform Amway on anyway. Amway sells a juice that costs 10 times as much as their competitors? Scam! Run for the hills. Go for the best deal!

So I just wanted to clarify that Amway actually does sell one beverage that doesn't taste like piss, but its priced too high for me to want to purchase it, and comes in a puny 8 ounce serving.


  1. Wow what a negative person you are!!!!

    1. Why are you Amway assholes so fucking paranoid of all things negative? Can't tell the difference between the truth and negative can you you fucking Amway asshole! You choose to work for a company that has a shitty reputation and associate with a bunch of lying assholes so don't bitch about it!

    2. Anna is not negative. Actually, she is quite positive that Amway products and lying uplines are quite shitty.


    3. Those rotten little bastards from Amway couldn't tell the difference between the truth and negative if it was shoved up their ass!

  2. Hey (first) anonymous, you chickenshit. God forbid you actually adress theargument substantively (or at least attempt to) but because you CAN'T, out comes the buzzword salad. That's why Amway and republicans get along so well. Both are married to their fluff and nonsubstantive buzzwords.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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