Thursday, September 30, 2010

Success is judged by attendance at Amway meetings?

We were always told that the more Amway meetings and functions we attended, the more successful we will be.

Of course my Ambot bought that hook, line, and sinker and rushed all over town attending multiple Amway meetings each week night. He couldn't get enough of listening to his cult leaders.

"Your business is going to be huge just because you showed up." The cult leaders yelled at their followers. "Forget about the time away from your family and loss of sleep because you are a winner, a leader, and an inspiration to all those downline beneath you."

The only success would be to the upline who bragged to their upline how many of their downline showed up for meetings.

The truth is no matter how many meetings and funtions Ambots attend, they are probably not going to be successful. Amway literature states that less than 1% of IBO's actually earn money. That's a 99% failure rate.

1 comment:

  1. The reason why many IBOs don't make money is because in many cases, the amount spent on functions and other traiing materials end up exceeding the amount of bonuses paid by Amway. It is only when you can trick enough people to become your downline will you finally be able to break even or make a little money.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

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