Saturday, July 23, 2011
JC Penney Versus Amway Family Reunion
Ha ha once again JC Penney is having a doorbuster sale on the same day as Family Reunion. I had that dilemma. I knew JC Penney was having a kick ass sale on a fancy latte/cappuccino machine so I brought extra cash with me to Family Reunion. Unfortunately Ambot bragged about it to his upline who convinced him to loan it to buy a ticket for a crossline who didn’t have a ticket waiting for him at the registration desk even though he claimed he’d bought it online. In order to make himself look good and important Ambot offers up the latte machine money. I am PISSED. Really why did he have to brag about having extra cash? Its not of those fucking IBO’s business!
Oh wait. I forgot. This is Amway. Full of a bunch of fucking troublemaking meddling bastards who want to know EVERYTHING about their downline.
Anyway I bought a latte/cappuccino machine that doesn’t have all the bells and whistles as the one I originally wanted in the doorcrasher sale but it gets the job done.
I checked the sale this year for coffee machines and there’s nothing I want. Well that could be because I have something similar already at home and not looking to upgrade.
But doesn’t it figure that JC Penney has its Saturday door crasher during Family Reunion weekend again? Its like a conspiracy. Someone in the JC Penney promotions department must have checked the Amway calendar and said: “I’ll fix those fucking IBO’s. I’ll hold the door crasher sale on the same day they’re at Family Reunion. That way those bastards can’t show up at the stores and hound our customers with their sales pitches.”
Now THERE’S a marketing strategy!