Sunday, July 24, 2011

Being in Amway = In “The Business” of Giving Away Your Money

It used to crack me up at Family Reunion or Free Enterprise Days and the Diamonds would get up on stage and talk about how they got into “the business” or how “the business” has changed their lives or how “the business” has allowed them to buy all the material possessions they desire.

“The business” indeed! Just call it what it is: Amway! Are you too embarrassed to say the “A” word? I think everyone in the audience knows what Amway is. Isn’t the audience full of IBO’s after all?

You chickenshit Ken and Barbies need to tell it like it is. They're a bunch of scammers who want you to be in the business of giving away your money to them all under the guise of Amway. Then they'll do a double whammy to scam more money out of you bullying you to buy tools to help you in your business of giving away your money. Tool scam!

Even though all those Ken and Barbies trooping across the stage yap about “the business” what they fail to tell the thousands of ambot worshippers in the audience is that the only business those lowly bastards will be in is the business of giving away their money.

It costs thousands of dollars to place a slab in the crumbling pyramid also known as the money pit.

Real business people are in the business of making money not in the business of giving away money to some lying weasel.

Our upline used to say even if you don’t make any money in Amway - that would be 99% of all IBO’s - that you’ll become a nicer person from your associations in Amway.

Yet another lie. When a person is in the business of giving away their money to support a collapsing pyramid they don’t become a nicer person for it. They don't become nicer to the associates they gave away their money to.

Amway = the business of giving away your money and your soul.

Wanna hear my Amway acronym dedicated to our Amway upline?

Amway = Asshole Motherfuckers Wrecking Attacking You!

How about a WWDB acronym dedicated to our WWDB upline?

WWDB = Worthless Whorebag Doublecrossing Bastards!

Ambot mentioned the name of one of those fucking upline idiots today so I have to get my agression out somehow at all the money those bastards cost us! And look! They lied! I didn't become nicer to any of them at all!


  1. Interesting post! For most IBOs, funny enough, they are in business to give money away to their uplines, and enjoy doing it!

    WWDB = Worthless Wonders Dreaming Bullshit

  2. Joecool - I don't know if they're in the business of giving away money to their uplines because they enjoy doing it or because they're trying to impress their uplines how much limit they have on their credit cards and look how much Amway shit they can buy.

    Oh yeah we can come up with a ton of them for WWDB!

    WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards

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