Thursday, August 4, 2011

Amway Global / Quixtar - "Selling the dream"

A little musical interlude for you today.

When we were in Scamway the cult leaders often showed this video that I think may have been called Did You Know. It was about 6 or 7 minutes long. It only seemed longer! They would show it at the beginning of the meeting I guess to build up an introduction to whatever asshole was speaking that night. The video we watched had nothing to do with Amway, it was all these facts and figures about what was going on in the world. Like did you know how many people live in Africa, did you know how many people work past retirement age, do you know how many people are dead. No, not really. Those are just my words to give you the general idea. I honestly can't remember anything specific from the did you know from the video we watched. I probably saw the video about 5 times during the Amway hell days.

However Ambot was paying attention. Almost everywhere we went he'd quote off one of the statistics from that video. Did you know this? Did you know that?

To quote the Amway leaders favorite phrase: who cares?

Like shut up already!

But Amway IBO's have to go through life with that attitude of self importance like they're better than everyone else.

This Selling the Dream video reminds me of that Did You Know video we used to watch.

Except of course this one's better!

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