Monday, October 31, 2011

No Candy for Amway Ghouls!

Its a dark and stormy night. The witching hour is nearing. Halloween! Soon there will be knocks at the door and yells of trick or treat! Demands of candy being forked over.

What could be the scariest demons appearing at our front door? Ambot ghouls demanding our money and our sanity! I've compiled a grouping of the scariest bastards I hope do not show up on our doorstep tonight. Halloween. Amway demons looking for new cult followers.

Happy Halloween everyone!




6 comments:

  1. Actually, I would let in the one in the picture 8th from the top. Not too scary, IMHO. I really like the look of her Amway box.

    ----Daniel

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  2. Ha ha Daniel!

    Scary!

    But not as scary as the fact that Ambot and I have gotten into the Halloween goodies!

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  3. The guy with the hatchet-hilarious!

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  4. Red rum! Red rum! Ha ha! Love that movie!

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  5. So let me get this right. Your husband started his own business for his and your future and then you took his dream from him. You are a loser. Statues are not made for critics but for people who step out and do something great.

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    1. Oh great. I get some fucked up ambot showing up with a canned Amspeak response.

      Listen up you rotten little bastard. When my husband decided to quit his job and start his own business I fully supported him in his dream.

      You're calling us losers when we make more money than the average Diamond? That shows your disrespect to your upline! Who's the loser now?

      When my husband decided to get involved in Scamway and be part of a pyramid scheme I did not support him because I do not support lying and scamming other people and I have no interest in a business with a 99% failure rate.

      So fuck off you goddamned ambot asshole!

      What are you doing reading my blog anyway? Don't you have a fucking Amway cult leader to go off and worship?

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.