Thursday, July 5, 2012

Things to do in Portland Instead of Duncan Family Reunion

Amway WWDB is holding Duncan Family Reunion in Portland Oregon July 21 - 22, 2012.

I’m just copying and pasting from previous blogs I posted about Family Reunion.

Sorry Portland! I think I already covered what I deem to be your highlights before!

I read an article about the top 10 cities for foodies and surprisingly enough to me Portland Oregon was on the list.

Super-green Portland has earned a reputation for its farm-to-table dining, well-crafted microbrews, and 200-odd food trucks. To get a sampling of the most popular — including Namu, excellent Korean-Hawaiian fusion — check out the food truck “pods” at Pioneer Courthouse Square or at SE Hawthorne and 12th Avenue. And don’t be fooled by the notion that these Oregonians are totally health-conscious: another culinary must-stop is Voodoo Doughnuts for its bacon-topped maple bar and the breakfast-cereal-crusted “Captain My Captain.”

The original article is here.

Did that article just say Voodoo Doughnuts! Sounds like my kind of place! A little Google search and I found the web page. 

Over 90 different donuts! I want one of those Voodoo doll donuts! I get a lot of searchers for “Amway sex” finding their way to Anna Banana’s blog. Maybe because these ambots aren’t getting any because they’re never home!? Voodoo Doughnuts can  help those obsessed with Amway sex with the donut creation Cock-N-Balls. I would have liked to copy and paste some of their images here but they’ve got some code in their web page that prevents me from copying their donut pictures.

A Google search tells me that Portland has a lot of museums and Oriental inspired gardens and parks. Not really my thing but certainly if someone held a gun to my head and told me to choose between going to an Amway WWDB function or a museum, I’d go to the The Hat Museum.  Admission is $15, way cheaper than being bored to death by a bunch of aging Diamonds ripping off IBO’s.

The last time I did a post like this someone who must have been there added into comments to visit the Pittock Mansion. Admission is $8.50 for adults and slightly less for other age groups.

No one will want to miss the Church of Elvis. Its in the store window of a shop in Chinatown. Has a coin operated movie that you can plug from the sidewalk. So I’d call it nearly free. Spooky coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day because the brainwashing techniques work better on sleep deprivation. I’d rather hear what the Church of Elvis movie has to say at 2 in the morning than the sack of shit Platinum!

House Spirits Distillery tour and tasting. Yummy! Have to be 21. There is a fee for tasting but if you buy a bottle it will be waived. This will make you forget about those nasty Amway IBO’s!

Widmer Brothers Brewing  Free tour. Free beer. Need I say more?

The Oregon Zoo  Adult admission is $10.50 for adults. A little cheaper for other age groups. It’ll be fun to visit the bear exhibit and imagine feeding your upline to the grizzlies!

For anyone really interested in visiting Portland, Oregon and doing tourist attraction things see Trip Advisor for suggestions. Most attractions are museums and parks.


  1. 19 years old. making 9 k a month.. you built it wrong, get a life, FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

    1. Anonymous ambot from Renton Washington - yeah right sure you are! Ha ha! That would put you in Diamond qualification and there would be talk all over Amway sites about the youngest person in Diamond qualification and you would be so proud of yourself you'd say who you are. If you really were in Diamond qualification someone in WWDB has already told you where family reunion is going to be held instead of you having to do a Google search to find that information out! Fucking Amway liar!

    2. I think Anonymous is taking that "fake it til you make it" pep talk he got from his upline a little bit to the extreme. 9,000 a month? lol How many folks in your downline? How much are you spending on your PV as well as the "tools" per month?

      I'm not sure why I'm even asking. An Ambot is trained NOT to tell the truth. They must either lie, or be evasive (example when talking to a prospect, Prospect: "How much do YOU earn?" Ambot: "You wouldn't believe it." Evasive way not to say "Well, the truth is I'm losing over a grand a month.")

      And Anna is right. If you REALLY were making that kind of money at your age, the scamsters in your upline would be pissing all over themselves to use you for propaganda and march you out on stage at the next big convention. You'd be one of the very few in that entire venue making a net profit.

      Freedom will be when you shake free of the lying, brainwashing and controlling upline and get out of the finance-eating, relationship-destroying fantasy world of Amway.


    3. Dave - not only that he believes his upline cult leaders who say to build the business once and build it right and then they can sit back and do nothing for the rest of their lives while residual income comes rolling in forever.

      Yeah why are even asking questions that ambots are preprogrammed to lie when they answer?

  2. Hey Anna, that was me, ConnieF, who suggested the Pittock Mansion. Really an interesting 'blast from the past" plus the grounds are lovely and have a beautiful view...of something other than a stage full of lying Diamonds.

    1. Connie - visiting an outhouse that Jesse James might have once used would be more fun than attending WWDB family reunion! I don't know that I'd visit Pittock Mansion if I was in town. Give me Hearst Castle any day!

  3. LMAO, the outhouse? Hilarious!
    But, I am going to the Hat Museum next time I'm in Portland. thanks for the fun idea, I would never have know about it except for reading it here. Another service, at no extra charge from Anna Banana!

    1. Connie - I would go to a hat museum over an Amway meeting any day! I think Voodoo donuts is more my style!

    2. Heck, I would rather go to a shit museum (displaying fossilized shit of ancient animals) over an Amway meeting. Better than listening to the shit coming out of the speaker's mouths for hours as they bamboozle the crowd with talk of materialistic greed and their supposed wealth.



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