Things to do in Portland Instead of Duncan Family Reunion

Amway WWDB is holding Duncan Family Reunion in Portland Oregon July 21 - 22, 2012.

I’m just copying and pasting from previous blogs I posted about Family Reunion.

Sorry Portland! I think I already covered what I deem to be your highlights before!

I read an article about the top 10 cities for foodies and surprisingly enough to me Portland Oregon was on the list.

Super-green Portland has earned a reputation for its farm-to-table dining, well-crafted microbrews, and 200-odd food trucks. To get a sampling of the most popular — including Namu, excellent Korean-Hawaiian fusion — check out the food truck “pods” at Pioneer Courthouse Square or at SE Hawthorne and 12th Avenue. And don’t be fooled by the notion that these Oregonians are totally health-conscious: another culinary must-stop is Voodoo Doughnuts for its bacon-topped maple bar and the breakfast-cereal-crusted “Captain My Captain.”

The original article is here. http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-40686622

Did that article just say Voodoo Doughnuts! Sounds like my kind of place! A little Google search and I found the web page. http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php 

Over 90 different donuts! I want one of those Voodoo doll donuts! I get a lot of searchers for “Amway sex” finding their way to Anna Banana’s blog. Maybe because these ambots aren’t getting any because they’re never home!? Voodoo Doughnuts can  help those obsessed with Amway sex with the donut creation Cock-N-Balls. I would have liked to copy and paste some of their images here but they’ve got some code in their web page that prevents me from copying their donut pictures.

A Google search tells me that Portland has a lot of museums and Oriental inspired gardens and parks. Not really my thing but certainly if someone held a gun to my head and told me to choose between going to an Amway WWDB function or a museum, I’d go to the The Hat Museum.  Admission is $15, way cheaper than being bored to death by a bunch of aging Diamonds ripping off IBO’s.

The last time I did a post like this someone who must have been there added into comments to visit the Pittock Mansion. Admission is $8.50 for adults and slightly less for other age groups. http://pittockmansion.org/

No one will want to miss the Church of Elvis. Its in the store window of a shop in Chinatown. Has a coin operated movie that you can plug from the sidewalk. So I’d call it nearly free. Spooky coincidence that the poor bastards attending Family Reunion will also be up and about pretty much 24 hours a day because the brainwashing techniques work better on sleep deprivation. I’d rather hear what the Church of Elvis movie has to say at 2 in the morning than the sack of shit Platinum!

House Spirits Distillery tour and tasting. Yummy! Have to be 21. There is a fee for tasting but if you buy a bottle it will be waived. This will make you forget about those nasty Amway IBO’s!

Widmer Brothers Brewing  Free tour. Free beer. Need I say more?

The Oregon Zoo  Adult admission is $10.50 for adults. A little cheaper for other age groups. It’ll be fun to visit the bear exhibit and imagine feeding your upline to the grizzlies!

For anyone really interested in visiting Portland, Oregon and doing tourist attraction things see Trip Advisor http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g52024-Activities-Portland_Oregon.html#TtD for suggestions. Most attractions are museums and parks.

Things to do in Boise, Idaho instead of Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012

Seeing as how Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012 is being held in Boise, Idaho in July 13 to 15 2012 its time to refresh a post I wrote last year about what there is to do in this town instead of attending the Amway function.

I’m sure IBO’s would be absolutely shocked that there are people out there who are travelling to Boise in July who are not interested in attending Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012!

The problem is due to my high standings in the search engines I bring other people to my blog who are genuinely searching for things to do in Boise and don’t give a flying fuck about Amway and their brainwashing conference! Well who does?! Sorry folks!

Boise Art Museum  Adult admission is $5, slightly less for other age groups. Let’s see if I had no interest in visiting the Louvre then I think I’d have to give this art museum a pass too. I got no culture I guess! Hell! If I was forced to choose between Family Reunion and the art museum I’d be looking at paintings!

The Boise Zoo  Adult admission is $7. Less for other age groups. You know that’s not a bad price for a zoo. I’d probably go. Beats listening to those orangutans from the stage!

Boise Trolley Tours  Admission for a narrated tour around Boise is $18 for adults and less for other age groups. You know, you’ve been on one trolley you’ve been on them all! I think this would be a pass for me. Unless of course I was forced to choose between the trolley and Family Reunion. Clang! Clang! Clang! All aboard!!!

There are free tours at the Idaho Capitol Building.

Roaring Springs Waterpark  Now we’re talking! This is my kind of fun on a hot summer day. Price depends on how tall you are. If you’re over 4’ its $27.99. Unless you’re a senior (over 55!) no height restriction $22.99. Ha! Hey its cheaper and cooler than Family Reunion!

Check out Trip Advisor for top attractions to Boise.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g35394-Activities-Boise_Idaho.html

And just what is the #1 rated tourist attraction in Boise according to Trip Advisor?

The old penitentiary! Reasonably priced for a tour - $5.

Hey you all know the drill now. I would go there! Absolutely if I had to pick between an Amway function or going to jail - I would go to jail!

So there you have it. All the better stuff to do in Boise Idaho instead of attending the Amway WWDB Family Reunion.

Of course most of you are on to me now. This is just another blog to get to the top of the Google search engines using the key words I need to screw up IBO searchers looking for information on the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2012. Also I hope this helps out a wife who has been dragged off the Family Reunion by her brainwashed husband but resists going inside the Centurylink Arena for the brainwashing sessions. There are other things to do in Boise. Hell sitting in your hotel room reading a book or watching TV is more productive than losing your mind at a Scamway meeting listening to those fucked up Amway cult leaders!

Ambot Searchers Finding Anna Banana!

Sometimes I jot down search criteria and then put it together in a post to come up with something to update my blog and I’ve been noting some interesting Internet searchers for the past couple of weeks. Got some Amway sex demons on the loose again. And ambots searching for information that should come from the assholes in their Amway upline as part of their “teaching”. So much for the wonderful teaching and training and mentorship that Scamway brags about when IBO’s have to search for this information on the Internet. The comments in red are mine.

“How to get rid of Amway” - Amway is like a cockroach. You can’t kill it with a rock!

“I have a bottle of Amway product” - well if I were you I wouldn’t go around bragging about it!

“Amway products for 0 sperm count” - now this could really fuck up someone’s day that some Amway asshole is getting the word out that Amway’s products can be substituted for birth control products. The best birth control product is just telling potential sex partners that you’re in Amway and they won’t want nothing to do with you!

“Amway, how to break the brainwashing” - that’s something we’re trying to figure out all the time. All I can do is get the word out and make sure people know how you get treated by the assholes in your upline when you sign up with Amway. Stay away from everyone in Amway!

“Do Amway women go to bars to get laid” - well I guess they gotta go somewhere seeing as how their husbands are too busy attending Amway cult meetings and hanging out with their Amway buddies and not interested in anything unless its got something to do with Amway.

“Amway mattress” - the shipping costs on that bastard must be HUGE!!!

“Amway function June USA” -  I believe the function is in July.

“What is double eagle in Amway” - just another miserable fucking asshole in Amway who’s out to destroy your life.

“Julie Duncan Amway sex tape” - To quote Amway IBO’s - who cares????

“How to terminate Communikate” - hey this searcher made a rhyme!

“Dean Kosage fraud” - I know I’ve never written a post about this so someone must have left a comment that picked up on the search engine.

“Amway cash back” - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Ok that’s enough laughing for today!

“What is an Amway grand opening” - its a fucking waste of time and money to “announce” your business to your friends and family. Don’t do it!

“Ganesh and Neha Shenoy split reason” - yup some fucking nosy ambot looking for stuff thats none of their business.

“Artistry cosmetics” - yup I’m high on the search engines for this information.

“Amway WWDB” - yup still high on the search engines!

“Scamway” - yup come here to find out how we got scammed by Amway Scamway.

“Why did Ganesh and Neha Shenoy divorce” - oh and about a couple dozen other versions of this so this will be the last Shenoy quote I refer to in this post. Bunch of fucking nosy Amway ambots can’t mind their own business.

“Amway new car” - unlikely. Ambots drive shitmobiles that are ready to fall apart on the way to the next Amway cult meeting.

“Debbie and David Shores home foreclosure” - Again a topic I’ve never posted about so someone must have mentioned something in comments. One of the joys of being high on the search engines for just about everything related to Amway.

“Amway horror stories” - Yup my blog is full of these!

“Amway cult” - Yup I talk about the Amway cult my husband was in and the assholes we had to put up with.

“Amway sex products” - yup lots of ambot interest because they ain’t getting any. Thats what happens when you’re in a cult. Total turn off for your partner!

“Married to an Ambot rules!” - ha ha! Love it! Thanks for the shout out!

“Amway brainwash” - I talk about that on my blog all the time how my husband was brainwashed by the upline assholes in his Amway WWDB cult.

“Amway families cult” - another distressed person needing information on this horrible cult.

“Amway sex” - over and over and over and over.........

“How to get somebody out of Amway” - yup get plenty of people ending up at my blog after doing a similar type search

“No one can steal my dream” - not sure if this is an Amway ambot or not. What you gonna do if someone steals your dream? Call the cops and arrest them for theft? Dumb ass search.

“Amway what is CDs does” - hunh? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

“Procedure of cancellation of Amway member” - does someone want to cancel an Amway member permanently like kill them or is this just a roundabout way of finding out how to quit Amway.

“Amway tax evasion” - yup that is what Amway is all about!

“Boise Idaho Amway convention” - come here to find that information because its real hard to find anywhere else on the Internet.

“How to sell Amway products online” - Are you allowed to do that? Doesn’t that compete with Amway’s web page and they are already selling products online? Sounds like somebody better check their bullshit Amway contract.

“Double X sex” - what is it with ambots thinking Double X is good for sex? The best thing for sex is to get the hell out of Amway!

“Amway Nutrilite product for sperm growth” - don’t believe it! Just another lie told by an Amway asshole to get you to buy their shitty overpriced products.

“Amway teams and married couples and sex” - OK whatever turns your crank.

“Fuck Amway family reunion” - Hey my alter ego is out there somewhere! My sentiments exactly!

“Amway Ribbon product is crap” - oh come on now call it like it is. Its shit!

“Amway asshole” - Yup I talk about the assholes in our Amway upline all the time!

“Amway dog food” - I get a lot of searchers who end up hearing about how my dogs ate this food and churned out Great Dane sized dog shit. Big enough dog shit that it clogged our toilet. Each dog filled - and I mean FILLED - at least 10 baggies a day while we were feeding them shitty Amway dog food.

“Make me an IBO” - why the fuck would you want one?

“Does Amway have a car bonus?” - Ha ha!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

“Amway makes you retire” - Nope. But Amway does make you file for bankruptcy or make your partner file for divorce.

“How to say get fucked in ibo” - surely you mean igbo? If you really mean IBO they’ll fuck you over for sure!

Who Loves/Hates their Amway Upline?

I had a newly signed up IBO stop by to claim they would never spend “insane” amounts of money on Amway. I had detailed some of the basic monthly expenses each IBO has to shell out in order to keep in good standing with the assholes in their Amway upline in this post.  Oddly enough those “insane” amounts were minimal. CORE IBO’s would spend a lot more than that in purchasing Amway products and tools and sucking up to the assholes in their upline for a few fleeting moments of adoration and praise.

This new ambot also had this to say about their upline:

My uplines are amazing people, patient, never pushy, and very good people.

Ha ha! Excuse me while I PUKE!!!!!!!

I’m sure most ambots say that about their upline when they are new and are being gushed over and love bombed.

One of the first things an Amway ambot is convinced to do is to buy at least 100 PV in Amway products that first month they sign up. And of course every month thereafter. 100 PV = around $300. 100 PV = magical amount to qualify to receive a commission check from Amway. Buying 100 PV of Amway products means a commission check of about $10. If you happen to convince any friends and relatives to buy Amway products you will also earn a commission on those products too. Commission would come in extra PV plus depends on what price you sold the product to your friends to Amway’s wholesale or retail.

Don’t buy at least 100 PV in Amway products that month? You don’t get your puny Amway commission check. Even worse some fucking asshole in your Amway upline will phone toward the end of the month and bitch at you until you pull out the credit card. Still might phone and bitch at you to buy more Amway shit even if you bought at least 100 PV because some asshole further up the Amway upline has a “goal” to meet that month and needs the cult followers to buy more so they can reach whatever level it is they’re after.

How many Amway meetings in a week? That might depend on your upline and how many they have scheduled and what they have decided is a meeting. Sometimes they hold spur of the moment meetings and demand your immediate presence at a coffee shop or a prospect sniping session at the grocery store. Could be between 2 to 5 Amway meetings in a week. Maybe you got something better to do on one of those nights and skip a meeting. Expect a phone call or multiple texts from some asshole in your Amway upline to scold you. Before and after the meeting. Which means your phone will be ringing or text dinging through and beyond midnight. Miss a meeting = punishment from the assholes in your Amway upline.

Not planning to attend an out of town Amway function? Why not? some asshole in your upline demands. You can’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity. A life changing event. The biggest Amway event of the year. For starters it costs too much. Tickets, transportation, hotel, food, etc etc costs around $1000 maybe more. There’s a lot better things that can be done with that $1000 like your mortgage payment. Take a trip somewhere you really want to go to for starters. I mean who really wants to go to _______ for an Amway brainwashing convention. I’ll let the readers fill in the blanks. Not everyone wants to go to some out in the boonies location for a Scamway meeting. You miss an Amway function or even bring up beforehand that you’re probably not going and you’ll get a shit scolding from the Amway cult leaders.

How amazing, patient, never pushy and good are these people in the Amway upline now!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!

Of course people in Amway are going to be nice to you in the beginning. Then they set to work on brainwashing you. You must learn to be an obedient ambot or face the wrath of hell from the assholes in your Amway upline.

As I pointed on in my answer on the other post even Jim Jones was loving and kind to his parishioners in the beginning when he met them. He wanted to expand the People’s Temple and he knew he could draw more followers by love bombing them instead of revealing to them from the beginning what an asshole he is. He convinced people they were handing their money over to the church and helping the poor and disadvantaged persons and curing the ill. Blessing and helping others. Holy fuck! The assholes in our Amway upline used those words!!!! Jim Jones was a master scammer and Amway cult leaders have learned from his techniques. Jim Jones didn’t start off new recruits ordering them around and demanding slave labor from them. Likewise the assholes in our Amway upline waited a couple months before wanting chores done around their house and demanding that their every whim be catered to. Jim Jones brainwashed people to move to a paradise in Guyana. No different than Amway cult leaders who brainwash their followers to believe they will be living in paradise after 2 to 5 years in Amway. The People’s Temple cult followers found themselves in a jungle that took hard manual labor to keep under control instead of living in a tropical paradise. Amway cult followers find themselves losing money and losing their families and friends instead of the promised luxury life. Jim Jones convinced his followers to drink Kool Aid and cyanide. Those who didn’t obey were shot. Ambots who don’t obey their Amway cult leader are emotionally murdered.   

The Amway cult leaders have a love/hate relationship with their followers. Amway cult leaders are to be loved and worshipped and at the same time feared. Do not dare disobey or there will be hell to pay!

What happened to the loving supporting Amway upline who were gushing all over you and pumping you up to be the next “leader” when you signed up with Amway? Their true colors came out once they had you brainwashed and put you in the middle of their sick love/hate relationship to keep you under control.

Upline Amway assholes are the biggest fucked up two faced phonies around!

How To Lose Money In Las Vegas Without Gambling!

Amway assholes claim that the “very important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and us old timer bloggers have outdated information.

Bullshit!

Nothing ever changes in Scamway except for the names.

The Amway cult leaders claim that every Amway function is the one that is life changing and the not to be missed event of the year.

Yawn!

Where have I heard that lie before? Could it be from our sack of shit Platinum?

They don’t teach piss all at any Amway function. There is no leadership skills. There are no sales techniques. There is no business training. Every Amway function is a social gathering (as determined by the IRS) hosted by Diamonds who earn the bulk of their Amway income from the tool scam and conning ambots into attending these major functions. Instead of the promised training all the ambots get are one Barbie and Ken after another slinking across the stage bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and showing videos or pictures of their riches. Or maybe that’s the magic of a Hollywood photo shoot! That’s all there is. For hours on end ambots are tortured listening to the Amway assholes up on the stage. The majority of attendees are brainwashed ambots. They are really creepy screaming like the Beatles are up on the stage and rushing to be close to the scamming lying bastards who are taunting them with their words of wisdom about how much they love you and if they can do it then you can too.

The minority are IBOs or their guests who haven’t been brainwashed into the Amway cult. They find Amway functions really creepy. Then they get angry. They were lied to. Instead of the promised business and leadership training they got stuck listening to a bunch of greedy materialistic Amway bastards.

Here are some observations from new IBO Sammy who went to the WWDB Amway Las Vegas Spring Leadership 2012. He heard the same lies I heard a few years ago. He was told to be CORE and invest in the Amway tool scam - Communikate, premier membership to WWDB, buy motivational books and CD’s, etc. He told his upline to fuck off when ordered to attend a night owl and did his own thing - went to sleep. He heard the usual lies about no need to bring money, the ever so generous (gag!) upline will help out with his food and expenses. Lies! Yeah I really want to eat a Scamway food bar in a town where I can get a beer and a hot dog for $1. And as typical with the assholes in the Amway upline they already had their hands out demanding he pay up for a ticket to the next Amway function.

Yes Sammy is one of very few people who go to Las Vegas and lose money without even going inside a casino!

He got scammed by Amway!

He left this comment on my post about World Wide Dreambuilders Amway Spring Leadership Bullshit is finally over.

Glad I came to this site and am not the only one that found this stuff to be bullshit!

I went to the Vegas leadership because i was told its a "Once in a lifetime opportunity" and that it would be "life changing" if I went. 3 days of just nonstop talking about how rich the diamonds are, how we need to plug into CORE, how much they all love us, and on an on and on....I've never felt so stupid for wasting money like that before, ever! We had to sit for 8-12 hours straight and then we went to "night owls" where they just kept repeating the same shit.

I said enough and just went upstairs to the room to get some sleep. The worst part is that Im a med student and I have never heard of Amway. Ive been super skeptical since day one and when the guy told me to take out a loan to get to the convention(again, student so Im essentially broke) I just looked at him like he was insane. Loan? I just paid to get into this dumb idea, paid for a "startup package," paid for my super ultra necessary "communikate" system that gets useless voicemails while I still get txts and phone calls from everyone(I'll never understand that concept) and on top of that, Im gonna pay 50$ a month for cds and books I dont need.

I've already got one foot out the door. Im just trying to bring my friends with me(my buddy who Ive known for 14years) since I thought I was doing him a favor by bringing him into this company. I found myself bugging him to buy once he was my downline and since then, Ive stopped and am doing everything I can to get him out.

Its been only 1 month and theres already a new convention in Washington. Guess what, I cant afford to go since Vegas cleaned me out(must be a first since there was no gambling) and my upline lied to me about costs and food(his words: yea man, just bring like 50$ and we'll help you out and give you meal bars and everything!). He never helped me once while I was there and wouldnt even give me a perfect water without selling it to me.

Guess what, If I miss this one, apparently its the second thing in the world you will regret missing and "you have to be there to set the example for your downline!"

Psh, please, blow it tout your ass ambots.

Life Changing Event or Just More Amway Bullshit?

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions:

Once in a lifetime opportunity

Life changing event

Biggest function of the year

Not to be missed

Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the pyramids in Egypt.

The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.

Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!

There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are major WWDB events where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to the function so the Diamonds can get richer.

The Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls around in 3 months.

This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you until you come up with the money and buy the ticket.

The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.

The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.

There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the  bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. Family Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline. Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever. Let’s skip past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars around.

A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next one rolls around in 3 months.

No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.

My Husband is Married to Amway!

“My husband is married to Amway!” Those could be my words but instead someone found their way to my blog by Googling my husband is married to Amway.

Been there done that. The resulting baby is a blog called Married to an Ambot!

Its a horrible helpless feeling when your husband is married to Amway which also means he’s married to the assholes in his upline. There was a time when your husband vowed to love honor and cherish his wife. Unfortunately when he signed up with the Amway cult he stopped loving honoring and cherishing his wife and he now loves honors and cherishes Amway and the Amway assholes in his upline.

The Amway cult group we were part of WWDB is better referred to as World Wide Destructive Bastards because all the assholes in this cult want to do is destroy other people’s lives.

The first thing the assholes in your husband’s Amway upline want to do is drag the wife into the cult. If the wife is also brainwashed then its easier to convince both of them to spend hundreds of dollars each month buying shitty overpriced Amway products, buy CD’s and books, and attend every Amway meeting and function.

If the wife is like me they probably attend some so they’ve got some idea of the creepy brainwashing worshipping shit that goes on at Amway cult meetings.

If the wife is like me and can’t stand the fucking asshole that sponsored them into Amway she’s not too likely to show up anywhere - whether it be an Amway meeting or a Rolling Stones concert - if that fucking asshole is planning to be there.

If the wife is like me and can’t stand the sack of shit Platinum Amway cult leader then she’s also going to avoid being anywhere that fucker is.

If the wife is like me and doesn’t want overpriced shitty useless substandard Amway products in the house she is going to go out and buy reasonably priced products that she actually needs and wants that taste good or get the cleaning job done and face the wrath of the Amway cult for not supporting their business.

If the wife is like me she’s going to say if the only customers your business has is yourself then you’re a fucking moron!!!!

The wife is not going to be at all impressed by the amount of money that is being sucked out of them thanks to her husband being married to Amway.

The wife is not going to be too happy at all the time her husband is forced to spend with the assholes in his Amway upline thanks to her husband being married to Amway.

The wife is going to hate the personality change that comes over her husband thanks to being brainwashed by the Amway cult and being married to Amway. The nice man she married has now become a condescending sneering Amway asshole who has the attitude that he is better than everyone else simply because he is in Amway and they’re not.

The husband also becomes paranoid of all things that he deems to be “negative”. This would be everyone and anything that has a different opinion than his sack of shit Platinum cult leader. Yup, the wife can thank her husband being married to Amway for the brainwashed demon ambot he has become.

The Amway assholes in her husband’s upline are now brainwashing the ambot that his wife is an unsupportive, negative, unchristian dream stealer and that he would be better off without her. That’s all part of the ulterior motive of WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards to separate their cult followers from anything that has the potential to cut off the money supply flowing upwards to them. The only thing that brings Amway assholes happiness is destroying other people’s lives. Yet another joy that comes to the wife thanks to her husband being married to Amway.

The husband has now become a bigamist because he is also married to Amway. Cult brainwashing complete: Amway is the only thing that all ambots must truly love over and above everything else.

In this day and age most women will not tolerate a husband who has a love interest relationship outside their marriage. Some women might try to hold their marriage together and give the husband an ultimatim - your mistress or me - forgive him, go for counselling, and rebuild their marriage. Other women will kick the bastard to the curb and file for divorce. And I’m talking about Amway here not a real live woman girlfriend. Hard to tell the difference isn’t it?

Most women who say “my husband is married to Amway” - one way or another won’t be saying it for a whole lot longer.

On behalf of all women whose husbands are married to Amway I want to send a big old fuck you to the Amway assholes in the upline!

Buy Your Tickets for WWDB Amway Puryear Family Reunion 2012!

Time for some keywords because IBO’s are desperately searching for information about World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion! This is an Amway function held in July each year.

Puryear Family Reunion is being held on July 13 to 15 2012 in Boise Idaho.

Before Amway ambots get out of Spring Leadership the shitheads in their upline are riding their asses about Family Reunion coming up in July and BUY your tickets NOW! Before they are sold out! Translation: Before you can think about quitting Amway sometime over the next couple of months. Gimmee your money!!!!

So off I go to the World Wide Destructive Bastards website to see what I can find about their current plans for causing financial distress to their cult followers and breaking up marriages and destroying families. There’s IMPACT a lot in their brainwashing message to the ambot cult followers.

I’ll give you fuckers IMPACT all right! Impact is a collision like two cars crashing into each other at an intersection. Scamway is a path to collision! I write my blog so that others know exactly what kind of IMPACT putting up with Amway assholes will have on your life. Amway IMPACT = collision with evil.

I don’t know if where they’re holding the reunion they’re having ambots running all over Boise or if the venues are close together. Ain’t never been there - don’t know my way around town! General sessions in the Centurylink Arena July 14 and 15. Saturday dinner and Sunday Breakfast in the Boise Centre. I thought they spelled it wrong so I double checked on the Internet and that is right. Go figure. Original typo made it too expensive to make changes?

Can’t find the price for WWDB Amway Family Reunion because you gotta buy a $50/month membership into the cult to see that top secret information but it includes accommodations, two meals and meetings. When we went to Family Reunion it was $450 for both of us and that included tickets, Saturday night hotel, and Saturday night dinner. I’m guessing that dollar amount is still in the ballpark. I mean just how expensive can Boise be? Its not the tourist or convention capital of the U.S.A.!

Friday night looks to be the bullshit Amway “trade show” with the usual shitty products - Artistry, Nutrilite etc.

Ha ha they’re also offering a seminar on “tough questions”. You know the kind you get from friends and family when you tell them you’re in the Amway cult. They’ll teach you how to answer those questions! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup more of the same old Amway bullshit canned Amspeak responses.

Saturday’s speakers are going to be recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. I don’t know what the hell a ruby is in Amway. But whatever. These lying Amway assholes are apparently going to talk about building “the business”. Well if those bastards do that it will be a first in Scamway history because when I went all I remember is everyone that got up on the stage gushes and bullshits and brags and don’t give no business advice.

Then Diamonds will be yapping about the importance of having a dream. Yeah what’s the Diamond going to say - my dream is to scam the cult followers in my downline! Buy more tools assholes!

On Sunday afternoon the Diamonds are going to be teaching business methods. How to reel in more suckers to the Amway scam!

Who are the troublemaking bastards that will be bullshitting the Amway cult followers this year?

Ron and Georgie Lee Puryear

Glen and Joya Baker

Greg and Laurie Duncan

Joe & Norma Foglio

Jim and Judy Head

Dave Severn

Matt and Sandee Tsuruda

Mike and Michi Woods

Dan and Sandy Yuen

Does anyone else notice how the Amway good old boys male chauvinist club puts the mans name first? Chivalry is dead in the Amway hellhole! Wouldn’t want to be on the Titanic with these assholes!

Seems to be a few names missing. I better add them in so I can throw off any ambots looking for their Amway asshole heroes at Family Reunion. Brad Wolgamott. Dean Kosage. David Shores. Brad Duncan. And lets not forget good old Ganesh and Neha Shenoy because I get lots of Google searches for them every day! Oh wait what about the Amway assholes who jumped ship to Monavie? Who can help out here? Britt someone? Dexter Yager?

Missing from the line up of Amway asshole activities is the Sunday morning brainwashing sermon but we all know they will sneak it in. The one where they pass a hat or a bucket or whatever and take up a collection for the Diamond preaching to the cult followers. Got to make a little side cash by throwing in even more religion like the rest of the weekend wasn’t already peppered with it. Scam you suckers into thinking this money is going to charity! The charity is called the Diamond wants a new Porsche!

Get a clue you fucking Amway assholes! Legitimate businesses do not bring up biblical terms constantly in the workplace or haul it into conferences.

Unless they’re a cult!

WWDB sucks!

Amway sucks!

Family reunion sucks!

And the Amway assholes in my upline suck! Fuck you bastards!

Amway Will Ruin Your Life

People are finding their way to my blog after searching for “Amway will ruin your life”.

I’ve seen a lot of people leave comments on the Internet and even on my blog about the financial and emotional devastation that Amway inflicted upon them. 99% of IBO’s who sign up to be commissioned sales agents with Amway will lose money. That’s just the way the system is designed and part of the reason that Amway is known as a scam, a pyramid scheme, and Scamway.  

The minimum monthly amount of money an IBO has to spend in purchasing Amway products is about $300 to reach 100PV that magical number at which Amway will send out a commission check of about $10. But it don’t stop there. $50/month for premier membership to WWDB (World Wide Destructive Bastards) another $35 for monthly Communikate services, say at least $50/month buying useless “motivational” CDs and books, paying to go to Amway meetings, paying even more dollars to attend out of town Amway functions because then you have ticket costs plus transportation, food, hotel, etc. Call it an average of $700/month if you even out the costs of the functions over a year. That is the bare minimum if you don’t want your sack of shit Platinum ridiculing you at Amway meetings for not coughing up the cash to meet these requirements. CORE ambots or at least those who want to impress their upline will probably spend much more than $300/month on useless shitty overpriced Amway products and more on the tool scam.

How much you money you lose depends on how long you stick it out in the Amway cult. Could only be a few hundred bucks to several thousand to tens of thousands of dollars in losses. Much of those losses come from savings, selling the house and using the equity to “invest” in your Amway business, or going into credit card debt or taking out bank loans.

Some people can bounce back from the financial losses. A lot depends on how much they lost and how much income they currently earn. A person in their 20’s who loses $50,000 is more likely to recover than a senior citizen who wiped out their entire savings to chase the Amway nightmare. In many cases even though an IBO may have been involved in Scamway for only a year or two it takes many years to recover financially. Some ambots take harder hits than others and have to declare bankruptcy. Other ambots lose their houses because their upline counselled with them to skip a few mortgage payments in order to afford to go to the next Scamway function and the bank foreclosed on them.

Here’s a tip. If you’re planning to skip a mortgage payment talk to your bank first. Many banks allow their customers to skip a month due to temporary financial setbacks. Other banks let their customers skip a few payments but require them to make up the payments over the next few months adding on extra amounts to the mortgage payment until they’re caught up. If you skip a mortgage payment because you need to money to fund your Amway upline’s goals and stiff the bank without first discussing it with the manager they’re not going to be very happy. Banks don’t want to foreclose. They don’t really want to deal with someone’s house. They just want their money.

Its like the Amway cult leaders. They don’t really want to deal with their downline - they just want their money.

Another way Amway ruins people’s lives is by destroying relationships. The Amway cult leaders start out by separating the ambots from anyone in their lives who are not in Amway. That takes care of a lot of friends and family. If the ambot’s wife has not interest in Amway and can’t stand the Amway assholes then they work hard at convincing the ambot to leave the relationship because the Amway asshole cult leaders know that the spouse can get control of the finances and stop the flow of money to Amway. But sometimes the brainwashed ambot chooses the Amway assholes over their spouse. There’s another marriage ending in divorce thanks to Scamway.

Amway ruins many lives and people take to the Internet to share their Amway horror stories. Thats why at Amway meetings the Amway cult leaders order the ambots not to look for “negative” information on the Internet about Amway. According to Amway assholes the Internet is a bathroom wall polluted by losers and quitters.

And of course everyone finds their way to Anna Banana’s chamber of Amway horrors telling about the treatment you’ll receive from Amway assholes and this is the hell you have to look forward to if you stay in Scamway - being abused by your upline.

So one more time I send out a big old FUCK YOU to two of the biggest bastards who tried to ruin our lives - the asshole that sponsored us into Amway and our sack of shit Platinum!

If You Don’t Attend Amway Meetings What Happens?

An ambot who must be on the verge of quitting posed the question “if you don’t attend Amway meetings what happens” into the old Google search engine.

Well first of all and most importantly you will feel a tremendous amount of relief that you have escaped from an Amway cult meeting! No brainwashing tonight!

The next thing that happens is that you’ll be up shit creek with your Amway upline. Remember how when you were a kid and your mother used to bitch at you everytime you brought a frog or snake into the house? Well your mama ain’t got nothing those Amway assholes who will bitch and bitch and bitch because you didn’t show up for a meeting!

When we started attending Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum used a whiteboard to show the top 5 most important things in his life and this is the order we should follow in our lives.

1. God

2. Spouse

3. Family

4. Job

5. Amway

I’ve gone over this before. If I ain’t number one on my spouse’s list there will be hell to pay later!

The real Amway list of order of importance goes like this:

1. Amway
2. Amway

3. Amway

4. Amway

5. Amway

When you’re a brainwashed Amway ambot there ain’t NOTHING in your life that comes ahead of Amway. NOTHING!

If you skip a meeting because your spouse or family has something else planned or you got called in to work, the fucking assholes in your Amway upline will phone and text and bitch and bitch and bitch at you for missing a “very important” Amway meeting. And they ain’t done giving you shit just for the one meeting. The sack of shit Platinum will mock and ridicule you to the group of people who did who up for the Amway meeting and the next time you show up the sack of shit Platinum will mock you and embarrass you in front of the other ambots for your disobedience because you have a life and had something else to do than go to a fucking Amway cult meeting.

So that answers the question of the hell you’ll go through by the Amway upline assholes if you miss an Amway meeting.

And really why even do an Internet search to find the answer to that question because you pretty much know the answer because you’ve been to other Amway meetings when an ambot didn’t show up and listened to the sack of shit Platinum rant about it for an hour. You know what’s going to happen when those Amway assholes gossip about the missing ambot. You’ve heard it before and been part of the ambot group mentality who laughed at the expense of the dumb ass ambot who dared not to show up for an Amway cult meeting.

The bigger picture is once you miss an Amway meeting then its easier to miss another Amway meeting and then another and another and then skip the next Amway function. That’s what the upline Amway assholes are afraid of. Missing ambot = missing money going into their pockets. Once an ambot stops going to Amway meetings and listening to the fucked up Amway assholes on CDs and functions they begin to deprogram themselves and stop buying shitty overpriced useless Amway products. With a clearer head they realize they’re not making money in Amway and start looking around on the Internet and realize that 99% of IBO’s lose money. That suggests that “success is not right around the corner” as the Amway upline assholes pretend it is.

Yup. Good bye! See ya!

But hey what happens if you still want to hang out with the assholes in your Amway upline? Maybe you actually like the destructive bastards. You can still be friends right?

Nope. Amway assholes are only friends with people who pay them to be friends by buying Amway products and motivational tools. These greedy bastards are not friends with anyone who is not giving them money.

So what happens if you don’t attend an Amway meeting?

Once you get past the shit kicking the Amway upline assholes give you and that abuse is going to make most people not want to go to any more Amway meetings then a peaceful calm descends over your life once again. You start to get your financial situation under control. Emotionally you start to get your life back on track and repair relationships you destroyed while in the Amway cult.

The best part is you no longer have to put up with Amway assholes!

It is so liberating to say to your Amway upline: FUCK YOU!

Or in my case blog: fuck you Amway assholes!

Worst Tax Shelter? Amway, Horses, or Drag Cars?

When we attended Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum - and other cult leaders - always said if nothing else Amway is a good tax shelter because you can write off everything related to Amway. That is how most ambots make their income from Amway in the form of a tax refund by writing off Amway expenses against the income from their day job. Luckily our accountant refused to include Amway on our taxes saying she only deals with legitimate businesses not pyramid schemes. When it comes to tax deductions you don’t want to be screwing around. If you leave yourself wide open for an audit and you’re including all the Amway groceries and cleaning shit plus tickets to Amway functions and the related expenses of getting there, you may find yourself paying back what you scammed out of Uncle Sam plus fines, plus jail time. A good accountant lets their clients know when they might be leaving themselves open for a closer look. Ambots have been brainwashed to believe that hiring professionals such as accountants is a waste of their money. Money that could be better spent on Amway products and tools. Instead “counsel with upline” for your tax advice and what expenses can be written off.   

Yup fools taking advice from fools!

Pretty scary. And absolutely ambots in our WWDB line were taking this bad advice.

Here’s a recent post by Peter Reilly on the Forbes blogs where he again states that Amway (phony) business owners don’t do so well in tax court when the IRS audits them for the phony business expenses they claim. Well what else do you expect from phony business owners who pretend they’re big shots in Amway! However most of the blog is devoted to a horse breeder apparently an industry that the IRS audits as much as Amway IBO’s except the breeders seem to come out better than IBOs!

http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2012/04/22/drag-racing-and-horse-breeding-in-the-same-case-at-least-they-didnt-try-amway/

Usually after Peter writes about Amway IBO tax cases a few dumb ass ambots show up to preach their canned Amspeak responses to him and want to debate what a great business opportunity Amway is. They do whatever they can to discredit other sources that tell the truth about Amway including one ambot who left a comment that Peter had murdered his mother. That's gotta be a big shock when someone accuses you of a serious crime you never committed! But what else do you expect from an Amway asshole. Deny, discredit, distract. Whatever they can get away with because they have no morals and don’t give a shit about destroying other people’s lives. So far no ambots have shown up to bitch at him on his latest post but that may be because the majority of his post was devoted to other hobbyists.

Here’s links to a couple of other posts he’s written about Amway ambots going up against the tax man.

http://riles52.blogspot.com/2011/06/selling-soap-as-hobby-amway-ibos-in-tax.html

http://blogs.forbes.com/peterjreilly/2011/07/26/drag-racing-and-amway-fun-not-profit/

           

And of course no post of mine would be complete without cursing out my Amway upline so here it is:

Fuck you and the champagne horse you rode in on!

And you’ll have to read Peter Reilly’s blog to understand that one

On the Topic of Thieving Amway IBO’s

I mentioned in a previous post how an ambot in our WWDB crossline has lost his phone at Amway Spring Leadership brainwashing conference. Though I’m sure the real story is he put his phone down, buggered off somewhere leaving it unattended to record the words of wisdom from the Amway cult leaders, and an IBO saw it and said hey free phone! and took it. I don’t know what kind of phone it was. Our sack of shit Platinum was encouraging everyone in the downline to buy a Blackberry so it might have been one of those. All I know is there were enough bells and whistles on it to include a recording device. Yeah its kind of like a news story I heard a month ago where a bunch of cell phones - I think iPhones - were randomly dropped off to see if honest people would return them. They all had tracking devices and were able to be monitored to see what sections of the phone the finder would access.

I was at a park a couple of years ago and seen a young woman was running down the path. She stopped and asked if I’d seen her iPhone. I hadn’t. She’d been in the park and had got back to her car 5 minutes earlier and realized her phone wasn’t in her pocket and was hoping to find it dropped somewhere on the path. But she seemed to doubt she’d ever see it again. What do those things cost? Around $500? Not everyone’s going to be honest enough to return them.

But enough about phones. We were at World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion and it must have been dinner break. Ambot and I were walking back to the arena from wherever we’d scrounged up food. There were probably about 20 or so ambots walking near us, you know we all get stopped by a traffic light and have to wait to cross so a little group forms. As we got on the arena grounds I noticed a wallet lying on the lawn, about 15 feet or so off the path. So I said hey there’s a wallet and walked over to pick it up. Now I had an audience. All the ambots stopped to watch. What am I? The evening’s entertainment? Or are they all thinking oh fuck she saw it first so I’m out of luck at taking whatever’s inside. I flipped it open looked at the driver’s license and it belonged to some guy out of state most likely an ambot. We had no idea who the guy was so I told Ambot we should go back to the arena and look for security and hand it in. And we continued walking. One of the suck up ambots that was walking near us said something to the effect of where else could you lose a wallet and end up getting it back again but at an Amway function.

Um, just about anywhere in the world. There are honest and dishonest people everywhere. Ambots are liars and scammers so right there is the proof that people in Amway are not honest. The wallet had no money in it. That tells me another ambot came along before I did and found the wallet probably on the path, removed the cash, and then tossed the wallet 15 feet to the side. Not quite good enough aim to make it into the garden and the thief probably didn’t want to call attention to him/herself and retrieve the wallet and make another attempt to hide it.

We had some items stolen by our upline. Mostly things that ambot loaned to our thieving Amway upline and never got back again. One was a cooler that said XS on it. Bought the XS gear at a hugely overinflated price. Not that I give a shit one way or another if I ever see it again because we have enough coolers and I don’t want to go around advertising the cat piss drink but I’m just pointing out that some scamming Amway IBO stole it off us.

We also had a bunch of marketing material stolen off us from people in our Amway upline. Again, nothing that I give a shit about. Its not like I want it back. Just pointing out that Amway ambots are a bunch of thieves and will steal instead of buy. See my ambot had to buy all this shit and provide it for Amway meetings even though that “honor” was supposed to go to higher pins, none of them could afford it so Ambot would jump in and buy it in other words put another Amway related charge on his credit card.

The last stolen item our Amway upline stole from us was a camera and the camera bag. Ambot tried for months to get that back and finally threatened to call the police. At that point someone in his upline got it back from whoever had stolen it (Ambot knew who had it) and we got it back. Broken of course. We have no idea who broke it. These are all a bunch of lying scheming Amway ambots so they would all deny breaking it. No one in Amway takes ownership of anything other than pretending to be fake business owners. And seeing as how they’re a bunch of irresponsible Amway IBO’s none of them would step up and take responsibility and get it repaired. Fucking assholes!

Just give us more reasons to hate Amway and World Wide Destructive Bastards! Not content at just destroying relationships they will destroy your personal property too!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership Stole My Phone! (Screams an ambot)

An ambot and his phone are parted. Such a sad tale!

After Spring Leadership ended I joined the mass exodus of cars heading out of town. I’d been driving for about half an hour when Ambot’s phone rang. It’s one of his upline’s phone numbers coming up on the call display but its someone crossline who’s actually on the phone talking to him.

The gist of the conversation is the bozo can’t find his cell phone and wonders if Ambot has seen it or taken it with him. Now you’d think a conversation like that would end pretty fast with Ambot saying he hasn’t seen it, he doesn’t have it, he doesn’t know where it is. Then the cellularless bozo can hang up and try someone else. But no. Him and Ambot have some deep philosophical conversation about the missing cell phone that dragged on a good ten minutes. How dumb is that? Especially since we’re in another state and racking up long distance charges seeing as how we don’t have a flat rate plan across the land. Hey, Bozo! Get a clue! Ambot ain’t seen your fucking phone. Hang up! Try someone else instead of discussing the possibilities of what happened to it.

I guess his cell phone has a recording device and Bozo set the recorder and put the phone down somewhere near where Ambot and others in his line were sitting. So Bozo puts his phone down and then buggers off somewhere. Maybe he had a hot date?

Now he’s interrogating the people who were sitting near where he left his phone thinking that one of them might have picked it up or seen who did.

I mean what does he want? A confession? OK I’ll do it just to get the bastard off the phone! “I confess! I saw the henchman take it!”

Just get the bastard off the phone so I can enjoy the drive without enduring any Amway bullshit.

What did you bastards do 20 years ago before everyone owned cell phones with recording devices?

I know! I know! You packed around those big honking tape recorders, you know the ones the size of a lap top that had a microphone attached with a four foot long cord.

At least those big suckers are harder to lose.

As for Bozo, give it up already will you. If your phone isn’t where you last left it and no one turned it into security or lost and found then some thieving IBO is the proud owner of a new cell phone.

Better stop by Verizon in the morning!

Yay! Spring Leadership is DONE!

Spring Leadership sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Amway functions suck!

Spring Leadership Bullshit is Over!

Spring Leadership is over? Not really. Its only getting started for thousands of ambots making the pilgrimage to the annual WWDB Amway brainwashing meeting to pour more money into the tool scam and make their upline Diamonds at the top of the pyramid richer. Amway WWDB Spring Leadership is on this weekend April 13, 14, 15 2012 in Las Vegas. The title of this post refers to when Spring Leadership that Ambot attended had come to an end. I am getting a ton of hits on the old search engines for Spring Leadership 2012 except for a few loser ambots who don't know what year it is and are searching for information for Amway Spring Leadership 2011. Dumb ass ambots were probably told by their cult leaders that just because they're in Amway that gives them the power to turn back time. 

The Amway WWDB Spring Leadership brainwashing conference has come to an end.

Yee haw!

Let’s get in the car and get the hell out of here ASAP! We have a long drive ahead of us and about 3 hours left of daylight. The highway is going to be packed very quickly with IBO’s wanting to get the hell of out Dodge. I want to get ahead of as many of those brainwashed jerks as fast as I can and keep driving until sunset and then find somewhere to eat.

Ambot got out of the stadium fast enough but the fucking Eagle and a couple of his downline are hot on his heels. I was waiting in a 5 minute passenger pick up/drop off zone with a bunch of taxis in front of the arena so I didn’t have to pay for parking. Ambot shows up with the entourage in tow and announces the others want to go to Red Lobster for dinner and he’d like us to join them.

Hell no! I don’t want to eat dinner with those World Wide Destructive Bastards!

As much as I like eating at Red Lobster I have no interest in dining with a bunch of kiddies, one of them being the young lady who came down to the hotel dining room in her jammies. I just want to get going and put some miles behind us while we still had daylight. I had no idea where the Red Lobster was in this town but lets say 15 minutes or so to figure that out and in the past my dining experiences there have taken at least an hour. We’d be burning daylight. I don’t think so. I’m just as happy stopping at Denny’s at nightfall for a burger. Less expensive too. We’re not like the rest of those tax cheating IBO’s. Our accountant don’t let us claim NOTHING to do with Amway on our tax return because our accountant only deals in legitimate businesses not pyramid schemes.

Ambot looks disappointed but gets in the car.

Spring Leadership is done for another year.

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!!!!!

Fuck you bastards!

The Ambot Amway Leadership Dilemma

So I get some brainwashed ambot asshole from Minneapolis doing an online search about WWDB Amway Spring Leadership at the Orleans Arena - which is in Las Vegas. He ends up at a post I wrote in 2011 about Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Left me the typical canned amspeak response that I’m broke. Oh shit! What will I ever do with my house and my cars now that I’m all of a sudden broke because some fucking Amway ambot declares it so! Surely a person as broke as me with an income more than what Amway says the average Diamond grosses is DOOMED!!!! It never fails to amaze me that ambots have such low opinions of their Diamonds. If our income is higher than a Diamond and I’m broke - then what does that say about their fucking Amway Diamonds?

But back to the asshole ambot searching for Amway WWDB Spring Leadership being held at the Orelans Arena. I know some people might be thinking so what. Maybe its the closest Amway WWDB Spring Leadership location closest to the fucking ambot’s house.

Nope.

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership is being held in the Minneapolis Convention Center on May 5 and 6 2012. Logic would dictate if a brainwashed ambot lives in Minneapolis and Spring Leadership is being held there then wow don’t get much better than this. Can do Spring Leadership cheaply no hotel and bare minimum transportation expenses.

But the ambot asshole is searching for Spring Leadership at the Orleans Arena. That would be this coming weekend April 13, 14, 15 2012 in Las Vegas.

Well I know why I would want to go to Las Vegas and its got nothing to do with being brainwashed at some fucking Amway conference! But the only reason this ambot is looking to go is to catch World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership. So there are at least two opportunities for asshole ambot to attend: in his/her hometown and spending some bucks to go to Las Vegas. Yup those ambots are encouraged to attend as many Spring Leaderships as they can. Gotta invest in the tool scam. Gotta make the cult leaders perched on top of the pyramid even richer.

That asshole ambot will probably be back searching for Spring Break in some of the other cities too.

Had a good laugh the other morning. An employee at Amway’s head office in Ada is fucking around on the Internet instead of getting their work done and searching for information on WWDB Spring Leadership in Washington DC and what is the first link on the search engine? Married to an Ambot blog! Dumb ass clicked it on it a couple of times. Amway and WWDB in their quest for high secrecy doesn’t make this information available so ambots have to search online and they all find their way to Anna Banana!

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