Monday, August 27, 2012
A Bunch of Bananas!
Two years ago our baby was born. Married to an Ambot.
During this time we’ve been able to get the truth out there of what its like putting up with assholes in the Amway upline and overpaying for shitty Amway products that are not as good as their lower priced competitors.
The lies told by our upline. The lines ambots use to trap unsuspecting victims into coming to Amway meetings. We’ve covered Operation Hellhole!
In fact we covered most of it a few months after starting this blog.
Fortunately in addition to the posts we write others have contacted us to tell their stories so a blog post can be created around it.
Then the day came when someone left a comment pointing out that the recent post has an Amway sponsor who is single and on another post the sponsor is married. Another poster pointed out that the posts have gotten mellower. Oops! Yup not written by the same person! And we had to increase the swearing!
We can always use more ideas for posts. Sometimes a reader leaves a comment that can be turned into a post so feel free to give us suggestions. We want to get as many stories out there as we can so that we can help others.
Or if you’d like to give it a try to be a guest blogger it is very easy. Just leave a comment on the latest post and title it GUEST BLOG and then have at it.
Need some inspiration on what to write about? You can start off a post by using one of these lines if you like:
The sack of shit Platinum says....
The people in my Amway upline are a bunch of assholes.....
Amway functions are a waste of time because....
Throw in some swear words, channel your inner Anna Banana and have some fun cursing out your upline. Once you know how the big Amway lie functions, then any person can become Anna Banana.
Oh and if you’re an Amway lover and want to guest write a luvvy duvvy Amway post go somewhere else with that shit. Drop something like that in the comments and it will be published only so everyone can ridicule it.
Thanks to our readers for the past two years and I hope you like what is still to come!!!