Monday, November 19, 2012
Ambot Mantra: Nothing Else Is Important Except Amway
I sat in enough Amway meetings listening to our sack of shit Platinum or some fucked up Diamond whine and bitch at the cult followers that they’d rather be spending time with their family instead of talking to the group.
That was about the only thing I had in common with those assholes. I’d rather be spending time with my family than listening to those arrogant pricks spout off their bullshit.
Occasionally we’d get some bullshit list of the things in life most important to the cult leader. Amway would be down at the bottom of the list and god, family, wife, etc would be higher up.
The reality is when you’re an ambot nothing else in your life is important except Amway. Here is the list of important things to an ambot:
I’m sure you get the pattern. That list could go into the thousands!
Here’s how I see the list in the order of importance to an ambot but the Amway cult leaders don’t tell it like it is. They use brainwashing instead to get this same message out to the flock.
1. Buy minimum 100 PV ($300) in Amway products each month
2. Attend all Amway meetings
3. Buy all Amway related tools (a few hundred more $$$$ a month)
4. Worship the Amway cult leader
5. Kiss the ass of everyone in your Amway upline
6. Devote your life to spreading the Amway gospel
7. Ignore your wife and family – not as important as the great Amway god
8. Quit your job if they don’t give you time off for Amway functions
9. Skip your mortgage/rent and put the money towards Amway
10. Alienate everyone you know to appease the great Amway god
Anything else in an ambot’s life isn’t important anyway – according to the preachings of the assholes in the Amway upline.