Thursday, November 15, 2012

Low Life Nosy Amway Ambots

When I was in Amway, putting up with the lousy bastards in our line of sponsorship World Wide Dream Builders was just as bad as throwing our money away buying overpriced shitty Amway products. But then we wouldn’t have been throwing our money away on shitty Amway products if it wasn’t for the influence and pressure of the fucking upline assholes.

When you’re in the Amway cult, you find out fast that everyone else in the cult is a nosy bastard. I’m one of these people that if something ain’t none of my business then I stay the hell out of it. Years ago when I worked office gossip was rampant. Sometimes coworkers would start telling me something about somebody and I would say doesn’t sound like anything I need to know and walk away. I don’t need to know anybody else’s business if it doesn’t affect my life. Same with people who tried to get information out of me. Nope. I know how to keep my mouth shut.

Well OK not here on this blog. I use this blog to get the word out what its really like being a doomed member of the Amway cult and having to put up with upline - the world’s biggest fucking assholes who are no good piece of shit scumbags that are so fucking nosy and make it their business to poke their noses into places it don’t belong.

In Amway those fucking ambots seem entitled to know everything about everybody. In the past year one of the biggest search criteria that drove ambots to my blog had anything to do with Ganesh and Neha Shenoy and whatever happened in their marriage and why did they get divorced. Like that’s anybody’s business. Oh wait. These are ambots in the Amway cult. That means they make it their business. That’s part of the job description when it comes to Amway IBO. The Shenoys aren’t the only ones who are searched about their marriage. You name it the searcher has probably found their way to my blog. I have nosy ambots searching for information about the marriage and/or divorce for Brad and Lesley Wolgamott, Scott Harimoto, Dean Kosage, Jim Head, and a whole host of other Diamonds whose names do not immediately come to my mind because they haven’t been searched for in the past week.

If they’re not looking for dirt on marriage/divorce they’re looking for information on what kind of cancer Jim Dornan had/has and other intimate details of the lives of people in Amway.

I get tons of searches for Amway sex. What do these searchers think? That ambots are posting sex videos online for all to see? Well maybe they are but you won’t find any links here to any Amway IBOs having sex.

When we were in the Amway cult I constantly had to put up with the bullshit from people in our upline demanding to know everything going on in our life. They pretty much left me alone after I told them my private life was none of their fucking business. The shock on those prude’s faces that I would dare to disrespect my upline by using that kind of language! Yeah I really have a lot of respect for Amway liars and scammers! And then those whiny ass crybabies would run further upline and complain that I wasn’t being very nice. Get the picture! You’re fucking Amway IBOs who are out to ruin lives and scam people out of their money. Why the hell should I be nice to a bunch of fucking sick evil bastards like you?

Unfortunately Ambot probably blabbed more information to our fucking upline about our lives than I would ever want those fucking assholes to know about. I made it very clear to him that if I wanted those bastards to know anything about me then I would tell them myself. If I didn’t tell them nothing then those upline bastards could safely assume it was none of their business and they could fuck off.

The only reason ambots want to know intimate details about other ambot’s lives is so they can hold it against them at a later date, say when they’re trying to quit. Its ambot blackmail. That is why ambots are the nosiest people I’ve ever met in my life. Ulterior motive when lying and scamming is no longer working.

Am I the only one around who has what it takes to tell nosy ambots to go to hell. Stay out of other people’s lives you fucking Amway assholes!

And just because Amway WWDB Dream Night is huge on the search criteria right now I thought I throw in the key words just to screw up any ambots looking for more information like my blog isn’t already at the top of the search engines anyway. So far I’ve only had two idiot ambots trying to go back in time and searching for information on Dream Night 2011 and 2012 so I’ll throw in that criteria too even though they probably should be searching for Dream Night 2013.

Amway Dream Night sucks!

And fucking nosy Amway ambots suck!


  1. I didn't mention it before but I will mention it now. Great work on the blog, great material, keep it up. The hell with the haters. People need to know about this.

    Yeah, they are nosy as shit. Want to know what you are doing, then they can sneak in a suggestion to meet up with the upline, other uplines, get more downlines, read more, get cds, get on standing order, attend more meetings, attend free training for 6 months of advanced information (I spent 6 dollars and lost gas going back and forth, doesn't sound like free to me). Also they always want to know about your plans, current and future. Of course with more of the "you might want to be at this life changing event". Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. Traveling out of state for a dumbass pep rally with these robots.

    In addition to nosy, they are too full of shit with their pep rally, happy attitude. I'm wondering what is in their products that get them so high. Then they keep acting like everything is all peaches and cream and it's great owning your own business. Sure they can be fairly positive, but they also are fairly full of shit.

    It's part of the scam for them to be so friendly, so helpful and such at first. Try and question things, voice your preference for other products, and b ring up how most of your friends are not interested and then you will see the controlled robotic responses suggesting the need to be around ambitious people that are out to make money. Sorry but I love my family and friends very much, if I would be in a ditch you all would still be kissing each other's asses at these pointless gatherings.

    Still can't get over all of the "Oh my God, that's a Diamond" bs. It's like they all are having an orgasm with that crap.

    1. Hi Sprigsleg. Thanks for the kind words. I couldn't do this all myself. Really appreciate when people stop by with their experiences.

      Yes they're all nice to you at first and suck information out of you to blackmail you with later when the abuse starts because you have no customers and can't get suckers to come to Scamway meetings.

  2. "The only reason ambots want to know intimate details about other ambot’s lives is so they can hold it against them at a later date, say when they’re trying to quit. Its ambot blackmail."

    Sounds like all cults read from the same standard issue manual. Scientology has perfected this nefarious extraction of personal info and calls it auditing.


    1. ExAmbot - they go off the Jim Jones manual I'm sure!

  3. But I thought no one gets divorced in Amway... the bizness keeps couples together in a spirit not seen in the outside world? Isn't that what they tell us on every tape?? Hah... It's interesting that a lot of ambots are searching for who's split up from who, considering that it would cause their world view of "perfect amway marriages" to collapse. Perhaps that's secretly what they're hoping for...

    Anyhow I remember a while back, there was an Aussie kingpin couple named Ross or something, and they'd been double diamond for years. Then one day after we'd gone inactive (but still "in") we were flicking thru the latest Anagram... and there was Mr Ross with a different missus, being commended as new platinums. What the...? we surmised the Ross's had split up, and that she got to keep the diamondship while he had to start again from scratch. The point being, it was like "SHOCK HORROR no one gets divorced in Amway... right?"

    1. JQ - it's very difficult for marriages to survive the stress of being in a cult, especially if only one half of the couple is in the cult. Throw in the emotional stress, the finances going down the toilet, and never getting to see each other. Amway is all about destroying people's lives.

  4. I am also a married person but I do not ever bother about how many marriages are saved in Amway. Do they put value for number of hours you put in as a core IBO? No accounting for any of the so called support materials either. This is where I call Amway a huge scam!

    1. I'm sure more marriages are killed than saved by Amway.

  5. I think one reason people look up divorce details is to add fuel to their arguments of why Amway doesn't work. Why all the drama and breakups if Amway is so awesome and promotes togetherness? Obviously, with this talk going around, that's a crock of streaming horse shit. It isn't any of our business, that's true, but I think that's why. In a vindictive sense, it is an ego boost when you and your spouse wise up and leave, bonding together through the experience, and your "successful" Amway upline Diamonds fall apart.

  6. Leaving Amway saved my marriage.


    1. Hi anonymous 30 - leaving Amway saves a lot of marriages. Getting out of the scam saved ours too.

  7. What about the kids in these families? Do they raise their children differently? I've heard Amway kids refer to Amway as "their business". It also seems that the parents are called away often and the kids are left to fend for themselves...

    1. Hi Anonymous - yes the kids are left to fend for themselves. I've got some posts coming up soon written by kids of ambots so stay tuned!


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