Monday, November 26, 2012

Amway Ambots Have Low Divorce Rate?

One of the bullshit things I remember hearing from the assholes in my Amway upline is that people in Amway have a low divorce rate. Like it’s a 1% divorce rate. Or 5% divorce rate or whatever number the liar throws out compared to the rest of the world’s divorce rate.
I know this bullshit lie is still being taught years after I heard it because some brainwashed ambot recently left a comment on my blog that the divorce rate in Amway is 1%.
These brainwashed ambots have to give this some more thought than just parroting the lies they hear from the assholes in their Amway upline.
Who keeps these kinds of statistics? More importantly who’d want to?!!! Everyone in Amway line up on one side of the country. All normal people line up on the other side of the country. Who’s divorced? Then someone from the statistics dept. who keeps track of marriages write down the number and figures out the percentage.
There’s just no way no one keeps track of divorce statistics in Amway or probably any other organization either.
If an official was actually keeping divorce rate statistics of people in the world belonging to different organizations and if there really was 1% divorce rate in Amway then Amway’s head office would be bragging about this all over their web page and in magazine and TV ads with some kind of a slogan that Amway saves marriages and there’s a 1% divorce rate in Amway compared to the divorce rate in the rest of the world. So sign up now before its too late for your marriage!!!!
Any of you ambots find that information on Amway’s web page? No? There’s a reason for that. Nobody keeps track of that kind of shit and nobody officially on behalf of Amway is going to make an outrageous claim like that. The only liars who say things like that are the upline assholes like the Platinum, Emerald, or Diamond that stand on the stage and lie to their cult followers and expect them to duplicate their lies.
Belonging to any cult is stressful on a marriage, more so if only one half of a couple belongs to the cult and the other half wants their partner OUT. The demands Amway makes on a marriage cause a lot of stress: financial, emotional, no time together. Any marriage where there is money problems, emotional abuse, and no time to spend together as a couple is going to have trouble. These are all reasons why people get divorced. People in Amway probably face a higher possibility of getting divorced than everyone else because on top of there is no time together and the financial and emotional stress there is the added stress of a cult.
Any time someone gets married there is a 50% chance they’ll get divorced. Add the Amway factor with all the stress it brings to a marriage and maybe there’s an even higher chance of divorce.
Any ambot who can show official statistics that Amway has a 1% divorce rate is welcome to post a link to the US Census Bureau. Any ambot who says “because my beloved Amway leader says so” will be laughed out of town.


  1. In our country divorce was not allowed but then as I've seen with the members of MLM most are in troubled relationships. They don't care if they are still married because chances are they will have secret relationships with other cult members especially when their spouse is inactive. Members spend more time together so most likely they will get into an affair which is not good.

    1. Perhaps the ambots are quoting divorce statistics from only your country then!

      Yup Amway is all about lying and sneaking around.

  2. There is absolutely no way of knowing what the divorce % is. I don't know why certain people say that from stage. I bet they are talking about Diamonds only in their personal downline. There is no way one person knows what it is for the entire organization. You know how these ambots like to give extremely broad statements to lead you to believe one thing so they have plenty of wiggle room to modify anything they say. For example, I was trained to say to someone if they asked if it was sales to respond with "why, do you like sales?" If they say "no" you say "good, this isn't sales." (because 50pv a month client volume is so little ambots don't consider it really 'selling').Or if they say yes, then you say "Great, then you'll love this!" That is the backbone of a professional ambot, being an expert at making hinge statements that are misleading that work into their favor.

    1. Yup ambots have an answer for everything and no scruples if that response is a lie or not.

      Just once I'd like an Ambot to show some official government statistics on the divorce rate of people in Amway compared to all the other divorces.

      Nobody keeps track of dumb ass information like that.

  3. HAHAHA!!! You sound like a loser all set out to kill the invisible..... Let them live their life. People are sensible enough to understand what is good and bad.

    And no I'm No Amway guy.. I'm a journalist who was searching for 'People's reactions'.. And I am laughing my ass off.

    Anyway, chill lady.. I can understand your emotions, but try using better choice of words. The above sounds like a Propaganda from Hitler..

    Also, stop being so biased and closed in life (Felt so, in your language of expression)


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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