My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Friday, November 30, 2012
“Eat, Drink, Duplicate Amway”
11 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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I have been hearing all year about how Amway had 10.9B in sales last year, double digit growth, blah blah freakin blah. Well, that is true somewhat, but only if Ambots represent that number correctly and accurately. My radar went off and I always had a suspicion that the statement itself didn't represent the whole story. Was it 10.9 in just the US? worldwide? What? Where? I researched exactly what it meant. What I found was that ALTICOR had a $10.9B year, WORLDWIDE. Amway is just one company under the Alticor umbrella, so Amway itself didn't do 10.9B. Also, the United States wasn't listed as one of the countries with double digit growth either, not a a big surprise to me! I guess there isn't any duplication going on! Another example of the misleading, vague representations Ambot leaders vomit at their IBOs who they know will absorb and repeat everything they hear without question. This information is on the actual Amway site under news releases, so do what your uplines tell you and do your 'good' research!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - ambots throw out all sorts of numbers and statistics at you and damned if they care whether or not they're lying! Just throw back at them that Amazon made 42 billion last year and that's because they're a better company sell better products and don't treat people like shit. Or at least a whole lot less like shit than Amway!
DeleteYou could just retort by saying a company like McDonalds has made more money then Amway has, but that doesn't mean I'm going to consume their food everyday, or often for that matter. Doesn't mean I should become a franchisee either. McDonalds does has a place in world, but it's common knowledge their food isn't that great to begin with.
DeleteCorrection, carbonated piss water. And they always brag and claim how great it tastes.
ReplyDeleteCat piss water! Ambots go around bragging about how good it is so they can suck other people into buying it but I call it is I taste it!
DeleteNo one is forcing you to work the plan nor eat, drink, duplicate. Obviously you've tried and failed a the "plan" or are just too ignorant to do some real world research. Either way I wish y'all the best of luck in whatever vocation you endeavor to succeed in.
DeleteTypical Ambot response. You didn't try hard enough. You're a failure. Toss in. Few more insults. You do realize your new best friends will be the same things about you when you quit the scam in a few months.
DeleteYou'll get better, Anna.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous - thanks for thinking the blog will only get better. After all these years I thought I had it about as good as its going to get.
DeleteAnd Ambots can "get better" once they unplug from the brainwashing, clear their heads of the nonsense put in by the leeches in their upline, and start to fix the damage done to their finances and lives from the cult.
DeleteYup - life only gets better once you get out of Amway and aren't being brainwashed by buy shitty overpriced products and attend endless cult meetings. Maybe if we put a flashing banner on this blog it could make it better.
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