Thursday, April 11, 2013

Amway Retires Yet Another 18 Year Old!

I get some dumb ass Amway ambot stop by to leave words of wisdom. How do you know when a teenager is lying? When their mouth is moving! How do you know when an Amway IBO is lying? When their mouth is moving! What happens when you put them together? Amway asshole and a teenager all in one shitty little package. LIAR!!!  And then leaving a comment on this blog so we can all laugh at the little fucker so here you go.

Lol, there's no way this website is real. I'm 18 and i retired through the World Wide Group Amway organization after going silver. I'm never going to work again in my entire life. I registered on December 26 or 2012. Quit whining and either build the business or have fun working a job for the REST of your lives. I'm extremely tempted to just write an obnoxious amount of "lol"'s, but I think i'll go do whatever i want in real life forever instead. Peace

My response to the little Amway bastard? I told him and yes no doubt in my mind it’s a him that he needed to be a better liar than that if he wanted to succeed in Amway. Specifically he forgot to tell us he bought a house and paid for it in cash, owns a fleet of sports cars, and vacations every month on Peter Island. I mean when you’re a lying Amway asshole why not just go for it!? Ha!
OK maybe its time for me to go LOL.
Can you imagine this kid’s parents having to put up with a lying obnoxious little Amway asshole.

15 comments:

  1. He's obviously lying. The media and social media would have eaten his story if it was true. 18 year old retired for life sounds like a good headline if there was any real evidence. But all assertion, no claim is what these immoral people do. Thanks again, Anna Banana.

    AntiAmway

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    1. You think? Ha ha ha!!!

      These ambots make it too easy when they stop by and leave comments!

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  2. He could be living with no job making $36 a month and living in his mum's basement.

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    1. Yeah he's on the mommy retirement plan!

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  3. WOW...he's not even old enough to drink in some states and he thinks he has what it takes to run a REAL business?????

    MAYBE...he should go back to his room for some GOOD-OLD timeout and NOT play with his FUCKING legos!!!!!! HEY YOU STUPID DOUCHE, YOU SHIT-SNOT FUCK-TURD...YOU'RE BUSINESS ISN'T REAL, GO BACK TO YOUR TREE-HOUSE AND DO SOME REAL IMAGINING ASS-SHIT!!!!!!! GO BACK TO FARMVILLE FUCK-FACE, FACEBOOK IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN IMAGINE FOR FREE STUPID ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear, these Amway-turds just get lamer and lamer every second...THEY FUCKING MAKE ME WANNA PUNCH THEIR FACE...OVER AND OVER, AND OVER AND OVER...ECT!!!!!!!!!!!

    So...yeah, anyway, i kinda love your blog Anna...thanks for being here

    hugs

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    1. Yup just some silly little child playing make belief that he's some big ass shot in Amway. The world really needs more lying Amway assholes. They'll never get it no matter how many times you bitch slap them. They believe what their cult leaders have told them not what people who lived through the hell have to say.

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  4. Whats the avrg income of a silver?

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    1. Colin- I would say the answer depends if you're a current IBO and believe the lies from the assholes in your upline or if you're a former IBo and figured out all the lies about the expected compensation is a bunch of bullshit.

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  5. My bf just left to spring leadership this weekend. Every time I ask him how these events go he replies with a simple "it was great, as ALWAYS." *gagggg*! How is the same repetitive jargon "GREAT AS ALWAYS". The few times I have atteneded just the meetings alone with him before I stopped I was BORED OUT OF MY MIND and started FACEBOOKING. He has yet to reach the 1 year mark, and I'm hoping he is BORED out of his mind over there and realizes how redundant this BS is. NO ONE is successful in his team. Even his "soon to be free" upline is working full time, and his "stay at home wife" just got a job at his company. Soon to be my arse. How do these ambots NOT see the red flags?

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    1. ScamFighter - they don't see the red flags because they've been taught to love and devote their cult leaders and believe everything they say. The assholes in your Amway upline have to work real hard to distract the ambots from figuring out they're not making money and they're throwing their money away. All ambots lie about how great business is going. If they dare say the truth the fucking assholes in their Amway upline would be bitching them out for "saying negative". Fuckers can't tell the difference between negative and the truth.

      The problem your boyfriend is up against before he leaves Spring leadership is the assholes in his Amway upline will have their hands out demanding payment for the next Amway function Family Reunion in July. It's how they cling to their downline to hang on for 3 more months.

      Perhaps you can bribe him with a nice trip if he stops attending Amway meetings and buying products for the next 3 months. Once he's out that long and starting to build up his bank account again that should be enough to convince him to stay away.

      Anyway he will be all fired up for about a week after he returns from this latest brainwashing conference but maybe he'll start to lose interest in the next couple of months. I mean his money can only last so long can't it.

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  6. Meetings, and functions are a huge waste of money and time. Their functions are more about the "diamonds" talking about how rich they are. They want to bash people that have jobs. I turned down an Amway function this weekend because I *gasp* have other responsibilities other than Amway, best decision in my life. I bet I'll be the talk their discussions. There are other things to do than spend a weekend at an amway function which would consist of sleep deprivation, boring long speeches that are being dubbed as "training".

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    1. I have yet to see a rich diamond.

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    2. Anonymous - you nailed it! The best decision anyone can make is to stay the hell away from all things Amway!

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  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7PZ55CBUow

    A young man in his 30s with a Diamond lifestyle
    You will just stay here in your blog while the rest of us see the world

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    1. Anonymous from Tijuana - if that's another video of that fucker from Colombia nobody here gives a shit! The Diamond lifestyle isn't usually portrayed by some goofball standing on a sidewalk yapping about freedom. He needs to learn more about staging videos if he wants to be a good Scamway scammer.

      Ps you got a better chance of rushing the border and running past the first parking lot in Chula Vista before getting picked up by border patrol than you do of making money in Amway!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
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