Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Have An Average Life!
I get the occasional ambot stopping by who accuses everyone associated with this blog of having an average life.
What’s wrong with that?
Average life means owning a house, a car, having savings, maybe going on nice vacations. Not everyone is destined for greatness and fame and fortune. Not everyone craves it either. Many people are happy leading quiet average lives.
Amway Ambot life means being a renter or if you owned a house somehow the assholes in your Amway upline convinced you to sell it and use the equity to invest in your Amway business (ie fill a garage with useless Amway products no one wants), driving a junker car, no savings, huge debt probably on credit cards, alienating friends and family hounding them to join the Amway scam or trying to sell them overpriced substandard products, no money to take vacations, and probably heading to bankruptcy, foreclosure, and divorce court.
Amway assholes think that people who lead average lives are the people who are serving them meals in restaurants or cleaning their houses or washing their cars. What Amway assholes fail to realize that not everyone who leads an average life works in those three occupations. I’m not going to sit here and make up list thousands of pages long of all the occupations in the world that an Amway asshole would never come across in their day. Ambots have an attitude that they’re superior to everyone who is not in Amway. Fortunately the rest of the world does not have such a snotty snobby attitude as those Amway assholes! We might be average but we’re not liars, scammers, and don’t go around destroying other people’s lives. As human beings, average people are generally speaking much better at being compassionate caring individuals than Amway ambots will ever be. What’s with these Amway assholes that they have to label everyone? Well that’s why this blog exists so we can label those assholes in Amway! Those fuckers don’t like it when the fingers are turned back at them!
What’s the perception an ambot gets after attending Amway meetings? That everyone in Amway lives in a mansion, has a fleet of sports cars, travels first class around the world, and has gazillions of dollars rolling in every month while they sit on a tropical beach somewhere drinking cocktails. Who remembers seeing all those videos of a Diamond lifestyle that they play at every Amway meeting. The message is there. After 2 to 5 years of being CORE you will automatically have this lifestyle.
That’s the greatness that comes to those in the Amway cult. To everyone in Amway that’s definitely the message at all Amway meetings. That people in Amway are so much better and far superior to people who live average lives.
The rest of the world will keep going to their average JOB and live in a average sized house and stay at home cause they can’t afford to go anywhere. And when they reach 65 they will automatically either drop dead or be broke. That’s the other part of the message at Amway meetings.
There’s a lot of ambots out there who’ve been dreaming of this way above average Amway lifestyle they’ll be living one day and it ain’t happening for them. Instead they’re dealing with no savings cause all extra money has to be spent on Amway. They’re dealing with credit card debt and maybe other bank debt if they took out loans. They probably can’t afford a mortgage and the expenses that go along with home ownership so they rent instead. They likely have alienated their friends and relatives. If they’re married they might be going through divorce and losing their family. They might be heading to bankruptcy. Those scenarios are more likely for an ambot that the dream about the mansion and billionaire lifestyle.
Would I rather live an average life than one full of emotional and financial distress? Yup. So to you Amway assholes out there I’m happy living an average life. Maybe you’ll figure it out one day too