My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Friday, July 19, 2013
Prank Call On Amway Ambot
8 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
Where can I email my story/experience with Amway?
ReplyDeleteI have a pretty good one (I think)
Hi Rob. Thanks for stopping by! Anyone who has a story just posts it into the comment box, usually the latest blog post, but whatever post doesn't matter. The person who moderates the comments will publish it and often I'll copy it and use the story for a post a few weeks down the road. A couple of things to watch out for. Word count. Or character count. Not sure which but Blogger has a limit and some people have lost what they wrote so write it somewhere else and copy it in if you think you'll be long. Then if you have to break it down into 2 or 3 comment boxes that's what you have to do but at least you haven't lost it if you've got it somewhere else. No names. Just use titles like platinum, sponsor, girlfriend, asshole, goon, etc. it's real embarrassing for people to let others know they're in Amway so just call them freaks or cult members or whatever. People who are known to be in Amway and already have their names out there like the company owners and Diamonds are OK. I think my blog moderator has packed it in for the weekend so no hurry. Comments won't be looked at again until Monday. And thanks we can always use more stories to feature as posts!
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ReplyDeleteI always enjoy reading Amway stories, especially when they try to recruit others.
Speaking of anonymity, anybody know if we post with a Google Account, does it actually link all of our information about ourselves that we had in Google and Gmail?
Anonymous - I'm pretty sure if you're logged into you Google account or one of the other accounts that blogger gives you the option to choose then it shows your profile if anyone clicks on the link on your name. It's extremely embarrassing for people to admit that they're currently in Amway or used to be in Amway so most post anonymously or create an account with a user name they want to use when posting to blogs.
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