Amway Ambot Work Week

Ever go to an Amway meeting and hear the cult leader mock the audience who work jobs by saying you dumb shits are trading hours for dollars.

To that I say its better than being in Amway and trading hours for pennies!

Money and time. We all have the possibility to make more money. Well maybe not if you’re in Amway. But we can’t make more time.

We all have the same 168 hours in a week. So lets break down an ambot week. And lets say the ambot has a regular full time job. Let’s call it 50 hours a week for the dreaded J.O.B. plus travel time getting to and from work.

That leaves 118 available hours in the ambot’s week.

Let’s take morning. Get up and do all the stuff you have to get done especially if you’re getting kids off to school. Let’s call it 2 hours each morning for 5 mornings in a work week.

Knock off another 10 hours to leave the ambot with 108 available hours.

And seeing as how we’re on 10 hours lets call that the amount of time an ambot has to spend on their cell phone dealing with phone calls and texts from the assholes in their Amway upline every week.
98 hours left in the ambot’s week.

The ambot is ordered to listen to brainwashing CD’s or read an Amway pressure bought book for at least 15 minutes a day. I want to deal in round numbers so call it 2 hours a week being brainwashed buying into the Amway tool scam.

96 hours left.

What about Amway meetings? This will vary depending if there’s a weekend event going on which will tie up the entire weekend and suck away any remaining hours. For the sake of argument let’s say there’s not. Amway meetings start at 8pm and last 2 to 3 hours where the same board plan that was shown at the last 500 meetings is shown again and then there might be some bullshit “teachings” or night owl or whatever dragging on for longer. “Serious business builders” must show up to Amway meetings an hour before they begin, so 7pm so you can sit around and bullshit with the other cult members. Then there’s travel time to get there and back. Ambots usually attend at least 3 cult meetings a week investing around 6 hours a night = 18.

96 hours less 18 hours. Oh shit where’s my calculator?

78 hours.

How many hours a week does an ambot spend prospecting others? Going to Barnes & Noble, Safeway, the mall, gas station, wherever the ambot can find victims. Phoning people they know to beg them to come to Amway meetings or buy Amway products. I’ll call that the 10 to 15 hours/week the cult leaders claim you spend working Amway in your part time though it might take more hours than that to snipe prospects and work on your name list. Call if 15 hours.

That leaves an ambot 63 hours in their week.

How many times in a week does some fucking asshole in the Amway upline phone the downline ambot and demand their immediate presence. So the ambot has to drop whatever they’re doing and haul ass to the bastard. Or counseling with upline? Lets lowball it and call it 5 hours a week wasted time traveling and putting up with upline asshole.

63 – 5. Do I need the calculator again? Yup. I’m bad with numbers. 58!

How much sleep does an Amway ambot need? How much they need and how much they get when they’re done doing the Amway thing for the day ain’t gonna be the same answer. Who remembers hearing Amway cult leaders saying you can sleep when you’re dead followed by the Amway ambot chuckle HUA HUA HUA. Let’s call it an ambot sleeps 35 to 40 hours a week. And just so I don’t need to get the calculator out again lets call it 40 hours week. Slightly less than 6 hours sleep a night.

58 hours from above - 40 hours sleep.

That leaves an ambot 18 hours in their week to eat dinner every night and spend quality time with their family or visit friends or hang out or spend time on hobbies and that will mostly be on the weekends. Oh wait when you’re an Amway ambot you’re not allowed to have any hobbies except for Amway.

Remember when I said you can’t make more time.

Quit Amway and that frees up at least 50 hours/week!

And the best thing is you’ll be saving money again instead of frittering away on Amway products and tools.