Monday, October 14, 2013

Amway Ambot Guide To Qualify Prospects

This is my opinion when Amway ambots crawl out of their rat sewers looking for victims: Sponsoring people who don’t like you = bad idea.

Maybe I’m way off base here but I think when recruiting Amway IBO’s its a good idea to leave people off your list who don’t like you, or even more importantly if their spouse don’t like you. Leave them the hell alone!!!!

Instead these assholes “counsel with upline” and are told to make a run at the prospect and if the spouse doesn’t go along then do whatever it takes to sign up the prospect anyway. So what if it destroys their relationship, because obviously it was in trouble in the first place if the spouse doesn’t willingly go along with the partner’s participation in the Amway scheme.

I was in an abusive line of sponsorship called World Wide Dream Builders. Their philosophy whenever someone wasn’t interested in Amway or unable to “grow their business” that there must be something wrong with their marriage/relationship. I’d heard that accusation many times. Their standard answer to everything. “Something is wrong with their marriage.” And so what if there was? None of your fucking business anyway you low life Amway assholes. People’s private, personal lives are nobody else’s business. Unless of course you belong to a cult whose acronym WWDB would be more aptly suited to read World Wide Destructive Bastards because they destroy people’s lives, destroy marriages, destroy families, and destroy financial security.

I attended enough meetings where the Platinum sack of shit talked about qualifying prospects. “If I don’t like you then I don’t want to do business with you,” he’d often say. And then he added that he moved on to the next prospect. For emphasis screeching out "Next!" I did everything I could to get that bastard not to like me! I even remember overhearing our arrogant prick sponsor parroting the same phrase to Ambot. Liar! That arrogant prick would take anyone he could get. Because that’s what you do when you’re in the Amway cult of greed. Money, money, money to that greedy destructive bastard. Too bad for him the buck stopped with Ambot. This is one son of a bitch that should have taken his own advice. I’ve known him for enough years that he should have figured out by now I can’t stand him and refuse to have anything to do with him. Surely I should have fallen under the “don’t like” category. Lying Amway bastards can’t even follow their own advice.


Yeah lets just send out a big old FUCK YOU to every scamming Amway asshole who goes around “qualifying” prospects to sign up to their cult of greed.

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