My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Friday, January 3, 2014
Ambot Freaks Out In Coffee Shop?
17 comments:
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Too funny! Ambot is beating up his lap top because he tried to place an Amway order and his credit card got declined. LOL!
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. I'd say that's probably what happened. Credit card declined. But is he freaking out because he knows the abuse that's ahead of him from the assholes in his upline when he doesn't meet their quota.
DeleteIt is quite obvious that he is a member of a MLM scheme. He is sitting in a coffee shop with less than 30 minutes until his presentation. Therefore, his presentation must be held right there in the coffee shop. His computer is older, and he keeps all his records on it. Anyone with a bit of business savvy would have, at least, had those important files backed up on cloud or on a flash drive. He's not wearing a pin, so it is not Herbalife, but his attire, in correlation with his presentation being held in a coffee shop, and the desperate need of his computer to guide him through his presentation, perfectly describes an Ambot.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention his demeanor about the presentation, so stressed beyond cognition, he must have put a great deal of importance on this single presentation. If it were a school presentation, or a real business presentation, he could have easily rescheduled based on the technical problem. A good student would have everything backed up, also.
And let's be honest, this is how the real world views the typical MLM salesperson.
I just wanted to put the argument out there before some Ambot comes in and says, "Nuh-uh. We don't do that. Crazy people with J.O.B.s do that."
-Jerry
Jerry - his prospect probably was going to be a no show anyway.
DeleteThis is year 10 of being a ambot and nowhere near diamond qualification lmao. This should be shown to every ambot at major functions
DeleteIt is too bad his computer broke. The tantrum after the no show would have been far more entertaining.
Delete-Jerry
Lol! This is awesome...he's probably short his PV
DeleteAnonymous - you're probably very right and its at least 10 years for that ambot! He could be in another 10 or 20 or more and still be nowhere near Diamond.
DeleteJerry - you suppose some asshole in his Amway upline has a used computer to unload on this ambot? And yes that no show tantrum would have been just as fun.
Deleteflwrchyk - yup he's probably short on his PV and knows he's going to get an ass kicking from his Amway upline. The knowledge of the abuse that's ahead of him is enough to freak out any ambot.
DeleteOne can hope.
DeleteThe amusing part of this, in my vast imagination, is the time he will spend locked up. It may only be for a short while, but I'm sure his up line will try to make this look like an opportunity. I envision him and his up line trying to pawn off this opportunity to other incarcerates, security personnel, and wardens.
To further this, imagine trying to acquire bail. He cannot call his family or friends, as they have all likely abandoned him. His upline, downline, or crossline would come to his aid, if they hadn't spent their free money on CDs, books and seminars. They will just show up to invite those mentioned above to an 'exciting business venture'.
Would be even more amusing to see him try to post bail in XS or Nutrilite.
-Jerry
That's how I imagined ibofb to be like and act lol
ReplyDeleteLOL. Maybe it was.
DeleteDo you become like this from living on XS?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - you become like this on XS and putting up with every other Amway product out there.
DeleteBizarre video. Who knows if it's an ambot or not, but regardless that guy needs help.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - he needs help that's for sure.
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