Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Another Lying Amway Ambot Spreading It Around

So I get some fucked up piece of shit Amway asshole leaving a comment on this blog:

 

haters will hate !!! cant do anything bout that !!!
who else givess u freedom and money security and time to enjoy all the above said !!! we cant change ur thinking ... cant do anything coz ppl like u dont wanna change !!! nutrilite is the best supplement company all over !! ive seen miracles happen through my eyes thousands of cancer have been cured due to nutrilite !!! still if u dont wana realise that then its ok but plzzz dont do things like this on internet !!! i guess ppl like u deceive moreppl !!

 

Message from the stage at any Amway convention from the cult leaders as they brainwash their followers: Spelling doesn’t count when you’re an Amway IBO. What do you need stinking spelling skills for? Why do you need the skills to put a sentence together? You’re in Amway. That means you’re an automatic expert in everything. Who cares if the rest of the world thinks you’re a dumb shit. You’re in Amway. That means you’re better than everyone else.

For everyone else in the real world knowing how to spell and write a sentence might move them along further in life than a Scamway ambot.

Haters will hate? What the fuck am I dealing with here? A 10 year old? This is the type of taunts you hear in the school yard. And apparently at Amway meetings.

10 year old mentality for sure! I was going to say 10  year old spelling skills too but I didn’t want to insult any 10 years olds kids. So just for shits and giggles I checked the readability level thinking for sure I’d get grade 0 but horror of horrors it showed grade 5 level. So yikes how old are kids in grade 5. 10 years old right! Do I really think a 10 year old is reading this blog? Nope. That’s an adult Amway ambot who composed that little gem giving us more proof about the average mentality level of an Amway ambot.

Let me try to translate this next part out so the readers aren’t trying to pull their teeth out – who gives you freedom and money and security and time to enjoy all the above said. Hunh? I don’t quite get the “enjoy all the above said” thing but the who gives you freedom, money, security, and time the answer would be just about anywhere than Amway cause you sure as hell don’t get those things throwing your money and time away on this scam. A good job or the owner of a legitimate business would likely have those things. Not someone screwing around in MLM.

Can’t do anything cause people like you don’t wanna change. - So why waste your time here. If you’re an Amway ambot you don’t want to be here reading stuff you’re not going to like. You don’t see me going around reading websites that’s all loving Amway and Amway assholes cause that would piss me off not to mention increase the search rankings for that website. And I sure as hell wouldn’t be leaving comments cause that also helps drive up the page activity and the ranking in search engine results. Really you’d have to be fucked in the head to read a web page on a topic you don’t agree with, you don’t like, a person you don’t like and even more fucked up to leave a comment. Don’t like what you read? Go somewhere else. Unless you’re really fucked up and keep coming back and driving up this blog’s ranks in the search engines. Yeah let me just keep banging my head on the wall.

And then look at the rest of the comment bragging about Nutrilite vitamins are and how he’s seen through his eyes thousands be cured of cancer.

Before anyone accuses me of making a sexist comment and how do I know it’s a “he” well I don’t know for sure but my gut tells me it is because the most outrageous comments about Amway all come from men. It’s a trend! The comments women leave tend to run more along the lines of “my husband is in Amway and its destroying our lives!”

Yeah we really believe that you’ve seen thousands cured of cancer because they ate Amway Nutrilite vitamins. Even Amway’s head office tells the cult followers they can’t go around saying outrageous things like that that just ain’t true. Its rotten Amway assholes that go around telling lies like that to give people false hope that their terminal illness will be cured thanks to some snake oil treatment just so you can make a buck by scamming someone.

Fucking Amway asshole!!!!

And then you have the gall to show up here and accuse me of deceiving people? After you told a huge lie about how you’ve seen with your own eyes thousands cured of cancer after taking Amway vitamins? This blog has my stories and stories of many other people. True stories based on our experiences and observations. We hope we can stop others from being scammed by fucking Amway assholes like you.

Just seems like a good time to send out another big old FUCK YOU to every lying scamming Amway asshole out there that’s out to destroy other people’s lives.

 

 

23 comments:

  1. This guy needs torealise amway gives nothing. Its the downlines who give their hard earned money to a few at the top of the pyramid who have the nerve to convine people there is a great future out there.

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  2. Feel like I've been transfixed on one of those cute cat websites where you get stuck for hours cause you can't stop laughing at the stupid shit animals do...just like ambots
    Thank you for a place where I can really relate

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  3. And I'm off topic, but it's timely
    Dream night reminiscing....
    As the worst ambot ever, I never followed any of their "laws"
    My partner was in it, I was just there for "support"
    Little did they know, all of my personality is ADHD with a little forgetfulness and clumsy thrown in...and I like it that way, thank you very much!
    My best moment at a Dream Night, was while we were all spellbound, listening to The Great Diamond
    Suddenly loudly on full volume.... My phone rang, I jumped to get it, but it was buried deep in my purse on the back of my chair
    The whole room was presented with a complete verse of my unedited ringtone of "Fuck You" by CeeLo Green

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    1. Ha ha! Thats great. Classic to piss off those Amway prudes!

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  4. Jeez, this little twit is scary! And to think it's these ingoramuses who are going to one day run this awesome country. Isn't there a commercial about retiring in Beliz? I might have to start paying more attention.

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    1. Haven't seen that commercial but I don't watch a whole lot of TV. Maybe they should show a commercial about retiring in Jonestown!

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  5. oops! I forgot to sign the above post. It's me, CASSETTE TAPE.

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  6. So filled with rage... Haha. The guy can't type that well but the cursing and swearing doesn't exactly give you much credibility either, lol.

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    1. People in Amway are prudes. Swearing offends them. Swearing and cursing is encouraged around here. Its ambot repellant.

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  7. "thousands of cancer has been cured due to nutrilite!!"

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, right. All snake oil salesmen say the same thing. I thought of this while recently watching a Dragon's Den episode (Canadian version of Shark Tank) where some charlatan, much like the Nutrilite schmuck above, hawked his "Bruce's Juice" as being a cure-all for pretty much everything under the sun. Of course, his "proof" was brochures with phony case studies (i.e. anecdotes) with zero medical or scientific backup. It's really just "highly" purified water with a touch of silver added. At first the Dragon's were amused, but by the end they savaged him - and rightfully so - and in my mind, savaged the whole snake oil Nutrilite pitch by their minions who, even without the blessing of their company, still lie like pigs about cancer being cured, etc. Here is the link if you'd like the laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY9ub-rIlyY

    ~Dave

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    1. Thanks Dave! Glad it gave you a laugh.

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    2. Haha that's pretty funny. I should watch that show more often. Here's another great video of a stupid MLM getting shut down by the Dragons. I honestly think these people are dumber than most ambots, and that's saying a lot.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2mVs12eRcA

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    3. hahaha... thanks for sharing that one. And that is SO typical of an MLM... they go in there trying to build up "excitement" and talking of dreams and so forth and dance around the dollars and cents. Basically, you pay THEM for the "opportunity" to become a "life coach" and, in turn, real in more suckers for the same. Gee... this is starting to sound like... Amway.

      ~Dave

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  8. Eesh... reminds of that part in George Orwell's novel, 1984...
    the Ministry of Peace was really the Ministry of War
    the Ministry of Truth was really the Ministry of Lies and propaganda
    the Ministry of Love was really the Ministry of Torture
    Ministry of Plenty was really the Ministry of starvation

    "Ambot will just parrot their uplines like mindless stormtroopers, never questioning their logic or their malice. Can't do much to change that"

    Anything is better than Amway. Cue the fine print that quotes how awful the figures are to support this, not to mention many testimonials from here and former Amway members.

    Nutrilite... I've never tried that brand, so it's not fair to say from my opinion that it's shit. I'll leave others to vouch that it's overpriced, and either is shit, or just so-so. Either way, it doesn't warrant the price.

    Cure cancer!? That's pretty much another red flag right there. If you're gonna scam someone (and in truth, some of these ambots sadly may not know any better) At least try psychic surgery. At least that's entertaining. Otherwise, may as well add Snake Oil to your product line.

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    1. Anything that doesn't require buying overpriced shitty products, worshipping cult leaders and scamming people is definitely better than Amway.

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  9. I'd really like to hope this was somebody just trying to make ambots look bad. Even I would like to hope that these so-called "business owners" aren't this dumb. A lot of cults try to recruit intelligent people, but I don't think ambots care. They'll exploit anyone they can. There were plenty of people in Amway simply because they didn't have much else going for them in life.

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    1. I doubt it. This was a full blown Amway worshipping ambot. Yup getting educated professionals into the downline is a real score and gives the ambot bragging rights that the business must be legit or Dr Quack wouldn't have signed up.

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    2. Exactly, one of the defenses I would always hear ambots give is that if all these smart, successful professionals are in it, how could it not work? It's also amazing how much time the cult leaders spent defending it. They'd be like, "If this is the case, how could this thing not work?" Why spend so much time defending it if you're convinced of how great it is? Sounds like some of them knew the truth deep down so they had to constantly convince themselves that it's legit.

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    3. Reminds of part of the speech... in a big recruitment meeting, the middle row of attendees are the same diamonds that keep making appearances. At some point, the speaker will ask those diamonds to stand up, one by one, and say their name and occupation.
      John Smith, truck driver. Sarih Naafta, enterprise engineer. Joe Williams, product manager. Sam wiseman, software developer. Etc.
      Another way to ensnare prospects by making it look like it's legit, that there's a variety of people in this scam, and that anyone can do it.

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    4. Anon 11:32 PM, I don't think those people are diamonds, at least when I was in it they weren't. I think they had the directs introduce themselves every week and state their occupation, but diamonds were hardly ever there, other than the rare occasion we'd have one come show the plan.

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  10. Mmmmm, Nutrilite cures cancer. I assumed that allegation was dead and buried back in the 90's! On another note, I hate to say it but this individual here suffers from some sort of great illiteracy. I wonder if that was a pre-condition to Amway, or something that arose from introduction to the Multi-Level-Marketing company. Either way, someone please have that 'GENERAL-EDUCATION' specimen enroll in a GED course quick before he suffers from brain damage!

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    1. Nope. Long live the ambot movement apparently. Not much has changed since tge 90s when it comes to Amway propaganda.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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