Thursday, March 27, 2014

When Trying Hard Enough Ain't Enough - Gone!

Its time to crank the speakers and enjoy this ditty about former Amway Diamonds who are gone gone gone. Guess they didn't try hard enough. That is the standard Amway ambot response isn't it judging by how many times those bastards leave that message on the comments here. You won't be able to get this tune out of your head for the rest of the day but its worth the laugh!



  1. [ambot]You just don't understand Anna, they were fine, but then they got ungodly and greedy. They wanted more and so they tried to alter the proven system and caused their legs to fall apart. Don't rape the group! [/ambot]

    1. Nick - they get greedy and try to figure out ways to screw each other out of the tool profits.

    2. Proven system? You mean the proven system that proves it has less than a 1% success rate? Then, by "success", you've successfully brainwashed thousands to believe that they, too, can brainwash thousands. You mean THAT proven system?


    3. Hi Tom thats their proven system all right! Ha ha!

  2. Great vid! I'd be interested in knowing the details of how their "business" imploded. I recognized some of the names.

    1. Tom you recognized more names than I did!

  3. Love it and I didn't recognize any of the names of the undearly departed.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.