Yup its that time of the year when Amway IBO’s frantically search the Internet for information about Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion. They have to hit the Internet because information about Amway functions is top secret and no one upline will tell them exactly what to expect. Its very secretive so all the ambots get is vague stuff like “it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity” “not to be missed event of the year” “this will put you 6 months ahead of all the IBO’s who don’t attend.”
Yup, vague shit that doesn’t really help so IBO’s hit the Internet and read what those of us share about our experiences and what we heard and saw and what we really think of Amway functions those Amway ambots get furious that we get the truth out there and load up the comment box that we’re quitters, we’re losers, we’re lazy, we didn’t work hard enough, we’re fat, we’re ugly, we’re unchristian, we’re dream stealers, etc etc. And all the other negative Amspeak that Amway assholes throw around because they’re the most negative bastards around.
Because WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions very secretive its not easy to find out stuff unless you’re unfortunate enough to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drilling into you over and over the dates and the amount due of the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you go to. There are probably other Amway Family Reunions out there but this post features the Duncan Family Reunion because a lot of brainwashed Amway ambots belong to this cult sect. Its being held July 19 – 20, 2014 at the Oregon Convention Center in Portland. It costs around $250 each give or take about $25. That includes ticket into the Amway brainwashing session, one night hotel, and two meals. I don’t have details on the hotels and I don’t know nothing about the meals that’s a new one to me. Maybe they’re coupons for McDonalds. Maybe they’re passing out an Amway food bar, a can of XS cat piss water, and a veggie vitamin to each attendee and calling it a meal. Ambots must shell out their own money for transportation, hotel costs if they plan to stay more than the one night Amway WWDB is paying for, money to eat real food, and other incidental costs that I’m not thinking about. Buying the ticket is the cheapest part of wasting time, money and brain cells at this Amway meeting. Most IBO’s spend closer to $1000.
And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Duncan Family Reunion 2014. On Saturday they’ll be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”
What is your story? Seems to be this year’s theme. And it says not every story is the same. Well no shit, they got to slightly change their stories don’t they. Gotta keep the crowd entertained with fresh material. I mean they can’t all come onstage and say she used to be a waitress and he used to clean porta potties. They need to coordinate so the next ones come out and say she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas. And if they can do it then anyone can. Yeah! Sneer and insult that audience!
On Saturday night some Diamonds will show up to brainwash the cult followers to have a dream and believe their dream and the only way their dream will come true is to stay in Amway and buy buy buy into the Amway tool scam. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
On Sunday the Diamonds will try to bullshit the Amway cult members about building a business. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
During the weekend there will also be technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos. Yeah we’ve all seen those professionally shot staged videos where there are mansions and sports cars and the Diamonds brag about their lifestyle.
But what about the workshops? Satinique aka Satanique workshop will be all about brainwashing the ambots to spend $25 on a hair care product instead of the one they can buy for $2 at Walmart. And the Walmart one will be better quality. Oh wait, I just stole the IBO “line” for bullshitting people into why they pay more money for shitty overpriced Amway products.
Body Key by Nutrilite is a new weight loss system that Amway IBO’s are flogging. Amway just changes the name every few years but the high prices and the no results and no support don’t change. Likely the sales pitch that Amway ambots are taught to use on potential customers doesn’t change either. “You’re fat! I sell a weight loss program for $600. Wanna buy it fatso?”
Then there’s a workshop about competitive comparison. Holy shit Amway better stand the fuck down on this one! That’s their downfall. They’ll lose every time! Everyone who does comparison shopping knows they can go anywhere else and buy lower priced, better quality products than what Amway offers. This workshop apparently will teach Amway ambots how to bullshit customers into believing they are paying more money for better quality. You know the old Amway ambot line: wouldn’t you like to pay more money for better quality? Not necessarily. If someone is lower priced and gets the job done that’s good enough for me. Besides nothing Amway sells is better quality than its counterparts at Costco or Walmart or anywhere else. Paying more money at Amway, yes. But you ain’t paying for quality. You’re paying so every asshole in the Amway upline can get a piece of the commission and so Amway can make a good profit too for its owners.
How does everyone like the sounds of this workship - World Wide Group presents “What’s New”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!
Who will be brainwashing the masses at Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Function?
Ron and Georgia Lee Puryear (sold your house yet?)
Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan (presenting chapter 11 workshops!)
Jim and Judy Head
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Jim and Kelly Puryear
Looks like a few Diamonds are missing from the line up. Did they fall out of qualification? If not they must be really fucking pissed off they’re not getting a piece of the pie of the Family Reunion ticket sale profits. This is how they make the bulk of their income after all.
Family Reunion sucks!
World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home!