Monday, June 9, 2014

Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2014


Yup its that time of the year when Amway IBO’s frantically search the Internet for information about Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion. They have to hit the Internet because information about Amway functions is top secret and no one upline will tell them exactly what to expect. Its very secretive so all the ambots get is vague stuff like “it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity” “not to be missed event of the year” “this will put you 6 months ahead of all the IBO’s who don’t attend.”

 

Yup, vague shit that doesn’t really help so IBO’s hit the Internet and read what those of us share about our experiences and what we heard and saw and what we really think of Amway functions those Amway ambots get furious that we get the truth out there and load up the comment box that we’re quitters, we’re losers, we’re lazy, we didn’t work hard enough, we’re fat, we’re ugly, we’re unchristian, we’re dream stealers, etc etc. And all the other negative Amspeak that Amway assholes throw around because they’re the most negative bastards around.

 

Because WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions very secretive its not easy to find out stuff unless you’re unfortunate enough to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drilling into you over and over the dates and the amount due of the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you go to. There are probably other Amway Family Reunions out there  but this post features the Duncan Family Reunion because a lot of brainwashed Amway ambots belong to this cult sect. Its being held July 19 – 20, 2014 at the Oregon Convention Center in Portland. It costs around $250 each give or take about $25. That includes ticket into the Amway brainwashing session, one night hotel, and two meals. I don’t have details on the hotels and I don’t know nothing about the meals that’s a new one to me. Maybe they’re coupons for McDonalds. Maybe they’re passing out an Amway food bar, a can of XS cat piss water, and a veggie vitamin to each attendee and calling it a meal. Ambots must shell out their own money for transportation, hotel costs if they plan to stay more than the one night Amway WWDB is paying for, money to eat real food, and other incidental costs that I’m not thinking about. Buying the ticket is the cheapest part of wasting time, money and brain cells at this Amway meeting.  Most IBO’s spend closer to $1000.

 

And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Duncan Family Reunion 2014. On Saturday they’ll be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”

 

What is your story? Seems to be this year’s theme. And it says not every story is the same. Well no shit, they got to slightly change their stories don’t they. Gotta keep the crowd entertained with fresh material. I mean they can’t all come onstage and say she used to be a waitress and he used to clean porta potties. They need to coordinate so the next ones come out and say she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas. And if they can do it then anyone can. Yeah! Sneer and insult that audience!

 

On Saturday night some Diamonds will show up to brainwash the cult followers to have a dream and believe their dream and the only way their dream will come true is to stay in Amway and buy buy buy into the Amway tool scam. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

On Sunday the Diamonds will try to bullshit the Amway cult members about building a business. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

During the weekend there will also be technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos. Yeah we’ve all seen those professionally shot staged videos where there are mansions and sports cars and the Diamonds brag about their lifestyle.

 

But what about the workshops? Satinique aka Satanique workshop will be all about brainwashing the ambots to spend $25 on a hair care product instead of the one they can buy for $2 at Walmart. And the Walmart one will be better quality. Oh wait, I just stole the IBO “line” for bullshitting people into why they pay more money for shitty overpriced Amway products.

 

Body Key by Nutrilite is a new weight loss system that Amway IBO’s are flogging. Amway just changes the name every few years but the high prices and the no results and no support don’t change. Likely the sales pitch that Amway ambots are taught to use on potential customers doesn’t change either. “You’re fat! I sell a weight loss program for $600. Wanna buy it fatso?”

 

Then there’s a workshop about competitive comparison. Holy shit Amway better stand the fuck down on this one! That’s their downfall. They’ll lose every time! Everyone who does comparison shopping knows they can go anywhere else and buy lower priced, better quality products than what Amway offers. This workshop apparently will teach Amway ambots how to bullshit customers into believing they are paying more money for better quality. You know the old Amway ambot line: wouldn’t you like to pay more money for better quality? Not necessarily. If someone is lower priced and gets the job done that’s good enough for me. Besides nothing Amway sells is better quality than its counterparts at Costco or Walmart or anywhere else. Paying more money at Amway, yes. But you ain’t paying for quality. You’re paying so every asshole in the Amway upline can get a piece of the commission and so Amway can make a good profit too for its owners.

 

How does everyone like the sounds of this workship - World Wide Group presents “What’s New”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!

 

Who will be brainwashing the masses at Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Function?

Ron and Georgia Lee Puryear (sold your house yet?)

Glen and Joya Baker

Greg and Laurie Duncan (presenting chapter 11 workshops!)

Jim and Judy Head

Dave Severn

Matt and Sandee Tsuruda

Dan and Sandy Yuen

Jim and Kelly Puryear

 

Looks like a few Diamonds are missing from the line up. Did they fall out of qualification? If not they must be really fucking pissed off they’re not getting a piece of the pie of the Family Reunion ticket sale profits. This is how they make the bulk of their income after all.

 

Family Reunion sucks!

 

Amway sucks!

 

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

 

Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home!





 

72 comments:

  1. I almost peed my pants laughing! LOL! You have accurately described every Amway function out there. While making them all look like a bunch of fucking morons! Bravo! Love your blog!

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    1. Lol! Thanks. Happy to hear you like what you read.

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    2. You are a idiotic loser who quit with your same satanic negative attitude.
      God has a place for you, you better start thinking for a change.

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    3. "You are a idiotic loser who quit with your same satanic negative attitude. God has a place for you, you better start thinking for a change"

      Hahahahahahahaha!!!! omg, this guy is WAYYYYY out there on the loony brainwashed fringe. **cue Twilight Zone theme**

      No point arguing with the nut. It's his wallet that is empty due to *not* quitting the Amway scam. And nothing is more evil, satanic and negative than a 99% money-losing SCAM like Amway that can only pull people in by LYING to them about everything.

      It's hilarious when an Ambot tells someone to THINK, when in reality Amway does everything they can to NOT have their followers think for themselves and do research and do the math on profit versus money put into the scheme, calling it "negative". "Do not question upline". Just let them pick your pocket.

      What a douche!!

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    4. Anonymous - you better haul ass to the nearest Amway meeting and tell the cult leaders you need more instruction on how not to say negative.

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    5. Wow. You sure LOVE to be negative!! What good does it do ya??

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    6. Wow! You sure are a brainwashed Amway loser who can't tell the difference between the truth and negative. What good does it do ya?

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    7. Hey, Malachy Smith --

      How much money have you lost in Amway so far?

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    8. Wow Malachy! you are a fucking idiot! I bet you have to check upline when ever you have to go take a piss during a meeting!

      Lol Anna your blog is awesome!
      FUCK AMWAY!!!

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    9. Hi Franklin. You've just described everyone in Amway. LOL! Glad you're enjoying the blog.

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    10. The reason it's so "secretive" is because they simply don't want people who aren't worth their time to attend and waste their time. They aren't ass holes or mean, if you really think that then you need thicker skin. They don't judge you if you're not like them. They're simply looking for the right type of determined person which obviously isn't everybody in the world. If you're not one of those people, just don't complain and whine because you can be if you just choose to get your s:)t together. If that hurts your feelings I'm sorry.

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    11. Anonymous - the reason it's so "secretive" is because Amway's a cult and all cults are secretive.

      And bullshit that people in Amway don't judge others. I've never met a bunch of bigger judgemental bastards in my life - they're all Amway assholes. And they sneer at everyone who's not in Amway and call them stupid and broke losers and tons of other shit because Ambots don't practice what they preach about never say negative. What we do around this blog is sling it right back at Amway losers. The way Amway losers judge the rest of the world who aren't cult followers, we judge Amway assholes.

      There's nothing that a fucking Amway asshole can say that's hurts my feelings. I mean your comments was pretty tame compared to other comments left by Amway Ambots. I've heard it all before. Every nasty ugly thing that Amway Ambots can dish out. In fact we log it for prosperity in several posts called "100+ ways that Amway Ambots say negative". Some of what you said is going into the next installment!

      If that hurts your feelings I'm NOT sorry! LOL! Amway losers are such dumb fucks.

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    1. How about some spam for a father's day gift.

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  3. Heard Puryear is thinking of listing his shithole house for 200 mil. So his fucktard followers will think his net worth is over a billion lol

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    1. Well it didn't sell for 20 mil so he dropped it to 15 and now its going to be 200? Sounds like something someone in Amway would do. Overpriced shit is Amway's game. Not saying the house doesn't look nice but who builds a house like that in a street where houses are 200,000 or less. Who builds a house like that in the boonies and expects to find a buyer for that asking price.

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  4. Oh ya, same shit, different year. It used to piss off my up line that I would fall asleep all the time during their boring speeches. Sometimes I wish I could still go just to get under their skin. I guess it's tougher to brainwash someone if they can't stay awake!
    I'd love to stand up front and throw rotten tomatoes at that fucking misogynist Dave Severn, makes me want to puke just thinking about all the poison that asshole spews out, he's trying to set the world back decades.
    Fortunately idiots like him are so used to giving the same spiel for so long that he won't change, and people are waking up more to the repression against women. Hopefully more people will just get up and walk the Hell out!
    And listening to the fucking Duncans go on about their wealth...bullshit. The only way they got where they are is because he was making good money from his J.O.B.
    And their family had a successful Normal business.
    One time my up line 'shared' with me that the Duncans couldn't tell us how glamorous their life really was because us 'poor' folk just wouldn't understand how fabulous it really was to be them.
    .....I wonder how far I can spit...

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    1. I used to fall asleep too cause they're so fucking boring, not cause I was exhausted from staying up all night going to night owls cause I didn't!

      I'd stick with throwing virtual tomatoes here instead of the real thing. As fun as that might be the little prick would likely be a typical whiney ass Amway asshole and call the cops. Go to an Amway meeting with an air horn and have some fun! Or just stand up and yell you're full of shit you fucking liar! No physical contact that could get you in trouble.

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    2. Fell asleep during meetings, no wonder you failed! Have to learn in order to grow! You're very negative and sound lazy...can't blame you're failure on others, you're a bitter fool!

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    3. Also, you don't get rich f I'm a job!! Obviously you didn't listen to their story and how they worked to get what they have! That was work as an independent representative! If they had JOBS they wouldn't have the freedom they have or the money!

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    4. Sherma - I fell asleep because the motherfuckers preaching the Amway sermon bored me to sleep. Falling asleep has nothing to do with failing. You don't suppose the fact that Amway is a system designed for failure had anything to do with failing at Amway? Don't be such a dumb fuck. Look at the small print on Amway's brochures where it shows only a teensy fraction of 1% of participants make money. That's a system designed for failure. Got nothing to do with being lazy or nothing else. Amway is a system designed for failure. The only one who is negative and sounds like a bitter fool is you Shemara you dumb Amway fuck.

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    5. Shemara - I see you fucking Amway losers are still peddling that bullshit that people don't get rich if they're in a job. You're a fucking liar. Less than 1% of Amway IBO's make money so it seems to me that anyone working a job has a better chance of getting rich at their job than getting rich at Amway. What a dumb fuck you are.

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    6. One has to laugh at Ambots like Shemara. They all spout the same brainwashed BS and will all have the same ultimate outcome... losing money. Amway is not a successful business "opportunity" except for those at the top of the MLM pyramid. That is how the DeVos crime family got their billions, off of money LOST by their own IBO's. For a product to be successful it has to be something that customers OUTSIDE of the cult desire. But it's not. The products are generic at best and grossly over-priced. Only a handful of friends and family guilted into buying a few things will bring in outside money. All the rest comes from the IBO's self-buying.

      Of course, once brainwashed into the cult, people like Shemara will smirk and arrogantly talk of future riches that will never come because if they actually did the MATH they would soon come to realize that the "plan" is close to impossible to pull off (there are only so many suckers one can find to pull into the cult under them) and even when they do get enough to make some money it doesn't take long before their downline, who are losing money hand over fist, get discouraged and drop out (or simply run out of money).

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    7. Anonymous - yup you summed up brainwashed Ambots perfectly. Dumb fucks like this Shemara don't getting that the only people making money are those at the top of the pyramid. All the rest of the losers live by sell the hope not the soap.

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  5. Oh he'll no, only virtual spit too! Lol

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  6. Suave brand shampoo and conditioner are WAY better quality than Satinique, by far! In South America I remember the hair "care" line is called Ertia and it's crappy as hell.... Like REALLY bad....

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    1. Hi Anonymous. All Amway products are crappy as hell. They probably bought a truckload of dollar store reject shampoo, slapped Ertia labels and a big price tag on it and brainwashed ambots to believe they were spending more money for a high quality product.

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    2. And concentrated..... shit's runny and watery as hell! The times I used it my hair felt like I washed it with laundry detergent....

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    3. Anna banana,

      I'm confused. Are you still married to someone in Amway? If so, how does that work for you?

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    4. Thank God NO! It didn't work out at all well when I was married to Amway so that's why we started this blog. It helps other women know they're not alone and its a great place to come curse out the asshole in the Amway upline. I take you're plagued by someone in Amway right now so I'll send out a big old FUCK YOU to that Amway asshole on your behalf. Feels better doesn't it!

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  7. How do you earn a living?

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    1. 100Proof - to quote an Amway cult leader - are you too lazy to put the work in? If you read this blog's posts and comments you'd have your answer.

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  8. I feel bad for you

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    1. You feel bad because we own a nice house, have a good business, drive nice cars, take nice vacations, and have decent savings in the bank?

      Or you feel bad because we're not in the same religious group as you and don't worship the Great Amway God.

      Or is it jealousy you're feeling?

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  9. What a bunch of lossers, Amway works if you work the business, how awful to be debt free and have , your wife raise the kids, you punks would rather work a job fand be told what to do by a boss so enjoy your job you little communist punk your blog sucks full of lies and bs God bless World Wide Dream Builders and Amway, jobs sick and so does your junkie blog

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    1. Thanks for stopping by Unknown. We write this blog to talk about how the people in Amway are a bunch of negative nasty fucking assholes and its great when one of you fuckers show up here and prove how horrible people in Amway are.

      You're a fucking bigot. What you got against communists and people who have jobs? Is that what they're preaching at fucking Amway meetings these days?

      With bad spelling and unable to string a sentence together and a piss poor attitude like yours I can see why you can't get a job so what else is there but to get involved in scam.

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    2. Unknown sounds he's drank the whole bottle of Kool-Aid with that rant. LOL Of course, he's just parroting back his brainwashing as he's the one who is delusional in thinking that Amway offers any hope of freedom whatsoever. Especially the loony tune WWDB which goes full board in terms of emptying their cult follower's wallets while dangling the "success is just around the corner as long as you go CORE and keep "investing" in your "business". But the math just isn't there in selling overpriced products no one wants and trying to trick others into getting under you to lose money in the pyramid. Less that 1% of people who get involved in the scam make any money at all, and actually, the more you "work" it the deeper in the hole you get. They may pat you on the back for reaching a certain level by filling up your garage with stuff you'll never use or sell, but if the lovebombing and cultish superior attitude makes you feel better, go right ahead. It's your wallet being emptied, not mine, so I don't care.

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    3. Anonymous - Yup Unknown is drinking the Kool-Aid. These brainwashed ambots are too busy ranting and bitching at anyone who has a different opinion than their Amway cult leaders that they can't find a stray brain cell that hasn't been brainwashed by the Amway cult yet and think maybe these people who've been before us and lost money and were abused by the upline have a point. This blog is here to help people from making a big mistake by getting involved in Amway but as you pointed out if they want to empty their wallet that's their problem not ours. We're the ones not throwing our money away at a scam and these brainwashed Amway ambots accuse us of being broke.

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  10. So here goes, I was in the Amway business for about 6 years, my sponser was Jimmy Head's brother in law. Jimmy head is the biggest Douche Bag that has ever lived, you think Obama is arrognat, he must have taken lessons from Jimmy Head. He is crafty, but he sure knows how to run a good scam. It took me a while to figure this out, but the bulk of the money does not come from the Amway business, if comes from books, tapes, seminars and rallies, that is where the money is, I know that their business losses large groups of poeple every year, there is no way in this day and age that they can replace them. I can point out to many hippocrites in this business, but why bother, if you want to believe that you are going to get rich and build a downline, good luck to you.

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    1. Hi wasted my time. And didn't we all in Scamway! Thanks for sharing your story and yup the only ones making money are those at the top of the Amway pyramid who can profit from the Amway tool scam.

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  11. I would like to thank you for everything I have read on this page. I was approached and lured into a smaller seminar in a tiny apartment promoting Amway's network marketing scam; I must admit, I was intriqued. At the end of the session I was presented with a box of materials, including a cd of Brad and Julie Duncan speaking at some past event, and invited to attend a larger seminar in Spokane the following day. I agreed to go, then headed home. On my way home I listened to the entirety of both Brad and Julie's speeches; by the end of the first 10 minutes I already knew I didn't like either of them, but I continued listening with an open mind. Once the cd ended, I sat in my car shaking my head at just how despicable both of them sounded, but grateful in my new found determination to STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Anyhow, I recently met another ambot on the same program and that encounter led me to actually research these so called successful upline entrepreneurs. Again, glad I let my intuition lead me on this one. The shit I have read has certainly built a firewall against this sort of ponzi brainwashing.

    Cheers

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Glad this was able to help you! Yeah usually Ambots get new prospects to come to smaller living room meetings that will almost always be led be some psycho who's a good actor at convincing the group who likable and charismatic he is. Can you imagine how well this guy would do if he was selling cars or time shares? And yup new prospects are always given a tape or a book and they always want it back by the way so keep putting the ambot off on that. I mean it costs them money to invest in the Amway tool scam so they want their shit back to loan to the next prospect. Most of those "motivational" tapes are really annoying. Just a bunch of bullshit and "business advice" like don't dress like a slut. Yeah most people who aren't brainwashed ambots know within minutes of listening to a recording that the speakers are bunch of bullshitters.

      Yup ponzi brainwashing all part of the cult techniques that Amway uses.

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  12. Im sorry for your divorced marriage. It obviously has taken a negative turn in your life to go to such great lengths to bring down something that didnt work out for you personally. It sounds like a lot of finger pointing, but if you think about it. No one forced your will to have a dream at first and to attend functions. To each is own, but take some accountability for your decisions. Most people who have failed marraiges usually preaches to others not to get married either because they do not believe anymore.

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    1. Hey "Unknown" - if you really want to be "unknown" then its a bad plan to write the exact same comment twice and the second time under your real name. Like we need any further proof that people in Amway are a bunch of dumb fucks?

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    2. And your real name is Anna Banana? 😂😂

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    3. And your real name, buddy, is Amway Shithead.

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    4. Anna mid life crisis - I'm glad my names not as bad as yours. And I'm sorry to hear you're having such difficulty in your life that you thought signing up to Scamway would help your crisis. Good luck with that.

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    5. Anonymous - I agree with you. Amway Shithead is a better name for that Ambot to use.

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  13. Im sorry for your divorced marriage. It obviously has taken a negative turn in your life to go to such great lengths to bring down something that didnt work out for you personally. It sounds like a lot of finger pointing, but if you think about it. No one forced your will to have a dream at first and to attend functions. To each is own, but take some accountability for your decisions. Most people who have failed marraiges usually preaches to others not to get married either because they do not believe anymore.

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    1. Chris Wong - what are you a dumb fuck? If you're in the Amway cult that answer is obviously yes. Is the name of this blog Married To An Ambot or Divorced From An Ambot? Why do you Amway losers leave comments to prove that you're a bunch of dumb fucks? Like we haven't heard that bullshit canned Amspeak before about how Amway is a blame the victim scam. You want to point fingers. Look in the mirror while you're pointing.

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    2. Hey I was recently approached by a distributed and I was just wondering if you have any links to articles proving the business to be a scam? It all sounds too good to be true and I can't find proof all I find is blogs.

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    3. Hey unknown. Try some of the links on the right side of this page under more info about Amway. Pyramid Scheme Alert has articles by a lawyer who's dealt with Amway and the Dateline video is excellent. Also why are you so narrow minded that you'd discount what bloggers have to say? We're sharing our true stories of the financial and emotional distress caused by Amway and that's not good enough for you to help you stay out of the Amway shithole? Frankly thats something an Amway loser would say not someone who's being prospected. And can I ask you a question? You're in Oregon the same time zone I'm in. The only people awake at 3:30
      are shift workers and Ambots who just got home from an Amway meeting and are all fired up and looking online for informaion on the next Amway brainwashing conference.

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    4. Unknown - Ask them for an Income Disclosure Statement. IF they give you one, pay close attention to the line that says that less than 1% make any profit. I'll tell you in advance that they'll explain that by saying that over 99% of the Amway distributors don't work hard enough, but they can sense you'll do great. Ask them how long they've been in Amway. If it's more than three years, ask why they aren't retired now and living on the beach.

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    5. Anonymous - that's good advice and somethng we should ask all Ambots who've been in the scam for over 2 years - why aren't you retired and living on a beach. And the Ambot will respond because he's not trying hard enough because he's been brainwashed about this whole blame the victim scam. Its my guess we won't see Unknown again. He's probably at Scamway meetings.

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    6. Hi Anna Banana - I was recently introduced to this by one of my friends. Who insisted that we meet at a "neutral place" during the preliminary meetings (where they make you read that book). Who the hell says “neutral place?” That immediately threw up red flags for me, but I didn’t want to be rude and honestly felt obligated to keep an open mind. Up until this point, you really have no idea what the company is, but just the promise that you get to retire in a few years on passive income. I attended or was rather “invited” to one of those living room meetings. The speaker was extremely charismatic and promised that this “business” plan was the key to retirement in your 20s and 30s. He insisted that there was a qualification process and that no everyone gets an invitation to move forward and “launch.” But honestly looking at the people around me who had attended the meeting… there were pimple faced teenagers, a dude who kept farting throughout the entire meeting and stank up the room, young hopefuls who were getting told that they could retire before they even started their career. After the meeting, I was then invited to attend a larger meeting with apparently more people this weekend. I’m not going. I know I’m gonna hear the same shit about how education doesn’t matter, your skills don’t matter, your business experience doesn’t matter, and how much your corporate job sucks. Yes it does suck, and yes I feel like a slave. Moving up the corporate ladder isn’t a foolproof way to get rich, but neither is brainwashing your friends and family.

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    7. Hi Jax. Yeah you got the typical Amway pitch. They want to meet in a neutral place. You probably were pitched something like "I know a really sharp businessman who has some good ideas. I can't promise you anything but how would you like to meet him for coffee."

      Yeah those cagey Amway bastards always avoid saying the A word. Some people don't even know its Amway until after they've signed up and paid. They meet you with all this hype about how you work part time 10 to 15 hours for the next 2 to 5 years and then you'll sit back and do nothing for the rest of your life while gazillions of dollars in residual income comes rolling in every month.

      The Amway cult leader is always charismatic. Has to be a people person. Has to be good at love bombing. Has to be a good closer. The bastard would probably make a fortune if he was doing something legitimate like selling time shares or used cars, right? LOL!

      As for the "qualification" process that's just more bullshit that's thrown out at any Amway meeting. The Ambots are so desparate to sign up someone to their downline that the qualification has more to do with a sucker who has enough money to sign up. But they'll pump you up by calling you a sharp guy who is going places. Bam! You're qualified! LOL! Ambots have no morals. They'll prey on anyone.

      Anyway it looks like you've seen right through these scammers and got away with your wallet intact. Best decision you'll ever make.

      LOL - so what you're saying is people in Amway stink in more ways than one! LOL!

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    8. Absolutely correct. Amway in North America is DESPERATE for new recruits. The apologists for WWDB spout bullshit about how "picky" they are, and how they won't invite someone to "launch" unless he fits stringent qualifications.

      What a crock of shit. They'd sign up a warm corpse as an IBO if he had the registration fee.

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    9. You got it Anonymous. About the only qualification a new Amway recruit needs is they have a pulse. Ambots are so desparate to sign up anyone they're not as picky as they might try to make others believe when they spout off their bullshit canned Amspeak about going through a "qualification" process. LOL!

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  14. In this case: The more you reap by being an ambot, you sow the ff:
    - loss of time
    - you are more isolated
    - you lose your true friends
    - loss of money
    - financial bankruptcy
    - your family may temporarily treat you differently
    - abandonment by your upline
    - lose your youthful days

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    1. Anonymous - your list includes the things Amway Ambots have to look forward to in their future.

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  15. I still see my ex sponsor from time to time. Even though he no longer talks about "the business", I still felt skeptical and sometimes, I'm still haunted by the experience even with the pleasing personality he has.

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    1. Anonymous - his pleasing personality is all part of the fake act that Ambots put on. Amway will haunt people forever and sometimes that's a good thing because you know never to get involved with another scam MLM again.

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  16. My now ex-wife and I got sucked into that WWDB bullshit in the late 80's. Our "sponsor" talked us into going to one of those big things in Portland. Of course, ALL of the Duncan assholes were there. The fucking brother who supposedly gave up being a medical doctor and, as I recall, even their parents who had the nerve to breed shitscum like that were there. Fortunately for us, that was the only hit to my wallet. I saw what a crock of TOTAL BULLSHIT it was. That room in the hotel was HUGE!! And, it was FULL of screaming, brainwashed assholes cheering at the slde show presentation showing all the very expensive shit the Duncan clan said they owned. I remember going to a smaller meeting once in San Diego. There was this dumb, airhead bitch in the front row that I wanted to slap the shit out of!! EVERYTIME the asshole "guest speaker" would say something that was supposedly "good", she'd let out this hoot or eeek or whatever you want to call it. "Be your own best customer" was another of the upline sayings. We tried a couple of the AmScam products and they are PURE SHIT. IF ANYONE approaches you with this fucking thing, DO GO to it!! Seriously. Just don't forget the airhorn as someone mentioned.

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    1. Hi Rob. You know I've seen all those Duncan assholes at a Scamway function too, what 20 years after you saw them! LOL! Yup the only liars that show up to bullshit the cult followers at Amway meetings are the same old tired crew who've been around a long time. And yeah I think 2 of those assholes were doctors or maybe in med school and they gave it all up to be Amscammers. LOL! Those rooms are still full of screaming brainwashed Amway assholes. So nothing's changed their either. You'd think those bastards were at a Beatles concert the way they carry on. Screaming out hoots and eeks and right ons at smaller Amway meetings is still going on. Be your own best customer is still taught at Amway meetings. And Amway products are still overpriced shit. No changes in decades.

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    2. Just analyze that absurd statement, "Be your own best customer."

      Grammatically, all it's really saying is "Buy a huge amount of material from your Amway warehouse, for own personal use."

      Does that make any sense at all, financially? Why is there no mention of finding customers other than yourself, so as to make an actual PROFIT in a sale?

      The statement is just another glaring example of how Ambots live in a world of mindless hype and enthusiasm, punctuated by stupid slogans.

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    3. Anonymous - that is an absurd statement that could only come from Amway assholes. If you "own your own business" and the only "customer" you have is yourself then you're a fucking moron and your business is going to have to close its doors real soon.

      And as you've said ... Grammatically, all it's really saying is "Buy a huge amount of material from your Amway warehouse, for own personal use."

      That's the true sign of a pyramid scheme - stockpiling inventory.

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  17. You have two different blogs to cater to two different mindsets. Funny thing is, it's obvious you get paid to blow smoke. You're the true scam artist here. This isn't about exposing anything, it's about generating hits to this site to make you money. If someone disagrees with the business or had not made true effort to build it, they can come here and bitch about it and feel better about themselves knowing others have also failed. This blog is bleeding negativity. And your other blog, married to an IBO? Seriously? People go educate yourselves. Blogs are just opinions and if you take your advice from them we already know why you failed in the business and probably in life.

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    1. And yet another lying scamming fucking Amway asshole shows up to prove that Amway is still using the Peewee Herman handbook. Amway Ambot mantra: Amway's not a scam everything else is a scam. I know am but what are you. Dumb fucks leading the Amway lifestyle choice of lie, deny, distract and defend.

      How is this blog making money? Answer that question you lying scamming fucking Amway asshole. Do you see anything for sell here? Are we charging people to come here and read? No this is a free service we offer to help others not get reeled into the Amway pyramid scheme and we do it for free. Nobody pays us you fucking lying sack of shit. You know how they tell you in Amway meetings that you're there to help and bless others. Well here we are carrying out that prophecy by running a blog that tells what its really like in Amway. And why are you fucking Amway losers the god damned negativity police? How does bitching about all this negativity make you money because after all thats the reason you got involved in Scamway to make money. Oh wait no to be a nicer person. Well either way it ain't working for you. And if people educated themselves they wouldn't get scammed by Amway. This blog is all about education at the same time cursing out fucking Amway assholes. Don't like what you read? Don't come back. Find somewhere else online to get more information about Amway's next brainwashing conference at the Duncan Family Reunion.

      Now run along and find someone in your Amway upline who wants his dick sucked off and take care of it for him.

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    2. Hey, Unknown of May 23:

      Were you born stupid, or did you take an advanced degree in stupidity? Either way, you're a first-class asshole.

      First off, blogs of this sort do not make money. There is nothing for sale here, and no promotional come-ons of any sort. Anna Banana runs this blog solely as a public service to warn people about the lying, rotten, criminal SCAM that Amway is. Got that, pal?

      Second, who the fuck are you to tell anyone that they can't say whatever the hell they like? What's the matter? Are you having trouble recruiting down-line IBOs because everyone in North America knows that Amway is a goddamned ripoff? I guess you're upset because no one is signing up in Amway anymore.

      Blogs are just opinions? Really? Well, sometimes they are. But have you even examined the wealth of factual information that is posted and linked at this website? It paints a horror story of the shit-sucking company that you work for. And by the way, when your precious up-line and Platinum tell you things, isn't that "just opinion"? The trouble is, that what your Amway up-line tells you is essentially a load of horseshit. This blog is exposing that.

      By the way, please reply to this post and tell us (just for curiosity's sake) how much money you have lost in Amway so far. We'd all like to know.

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    3. Anonymous - like we need any further proof Amway Ambots are fucked in the head, he was reading a couple different posts and thinks that he was on different websites. LOL! Like the same layout wasn't a big clue. I'm sure this motherfucker won't be back.

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  18. What I don't understand is why are you saying that everyone in Amway and WWDB are all negative and shitty people and then you make this whole blog and just talk major shit and be super negative about the whole thing... isn't that hypocrital?

    Also why would you make all this effort on knowing what truly happens at these "cult" meetings and knowing who the speakers are and all this information?

    I truly believe that you honestly have a shitty life and can only make yourself feel better as a person if you just talk major shit about something that makes other people happy and excited about their lives.

    Your blog is cute if you were a 15 year old cyber bully, why don't you grow up and actually contribute to society in a positive why rather than talking shit behind a screen

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    1. Anonymous - this blog is all about treating Amway Ambots the way they treat the rest of the world. If you think that is negative then you need to ask yourself why Amway Ambots are so obsessed with anything that might be negative. Ironic ain't it.

      At least I'm not some Amway loser on my iPhone at 1:30 in the morning looking for information about cult meetings who's too broke to have a real computer.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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