My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, August 4, 2014
Amway Ambots Love Trading Business Cards!
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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Most people n Amway or any multilevel deal only sponsor 0-3 distributors ever. Also people don't ever sign up any retail customers. Maybe the only exception was Avon. There's no need for websites, designer suits,business cards,meetings, etc. If they take any real business course it usually talks about learning how to save money not waste it on bs
ReplyDeleteSponsor as many as 3 people! Amway Ambot wish come true! I think you were being too kind with that high number. Most ambots its probably sponsor 0. Avon's another story because they sell good quality products for excellent prices, and they often put on sales, many times cheaper than what a similar cosmetic item can be purchased at in the drugstore. A claim that Amway will never be able to make! HA HA HA!!!! Avon doesn't have a tool scam like Amway. That's where ambots lose a lot of money each month. And really why the designer suits in Amway? When it comes to Avon I could hardly care less if the lady who sells me products is wearing shorts and a T. No need to dress up. Unless you're an Amway ambot playing dress up phony ass business person is part of the fake image they gotta get across! LOL!!!
DeleteI go on Instagram to look at wwdb. Can tell people don't sponsor jack shit. Also they look flat broke in their pics. The best pics are the ones of overpriced tools and shitty products. Their friends look at their page and laugh at them
ReplyDeleteAmway ambots are used to having everyone laugh at them!
DeleteThe most laughable business cards I've ever seen were from people in Amway. A monkey could do a better job.
ReplyDeleteA monkey could do just about anything better than an Amway ambot!
DeleteAnna....You fuckers need to stop!!!! . I can't stop laughing. My stomach hurts!!!!! Feels like I did two hundred sit ups. AND I'm gonna wake up the whole family.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're enjoying the entertainment Ambot Dick
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