Monday, August 11, 2014

How to Be an Obnoxious Know-It-All: join the Amway Cult!

Another thing that really pissed me of about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single one of those bastards was an expert on EVERYTHING! You name it those fuckers knew everything about the subject whether or not it had anything to do with Amway. The biggest bunch of bullshitters I’ve ever met in my life have all been Amway assholes.

The arrogance of those pompous Amway bastards is something I have never dealt with on such a high level of mass concentration before our time in the Amway hellhole. Fortunately it is something I’ve never had to put up with since we got the hell away from those Amway assholes!

You name it those Amway assholes pretend they’re an expert at it. I guess the fact that they run pretend businesses and they’re pretend business owners gives them all the credibility they need to be pretend experts on every subject under the sun.

I’m not saying that there are not ambots out there who don’t have expertise in certain areas through job, education, or life experiences. What I’m calling out are the Amway assholes who just be virtue of the fact that they are Amway IBO’s means that now makes them  card carrying know it alls. 

Those ambots are all experts when it comes to cars. Too bad none of them take their own fucking advice and drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30 years old and always breaking down due to lack of maintenance. By that age many cars do run into mechanical problems and need to be completely overhauled. Being an Amway IBO means you are constantly broke because you have to hand over all your money to the Amway cult leaders so there is no money leftover for car maintenance or to save up to buy a new car.

Those Amway assholes are experts on all things plumbing and electrical even though most of them have never picked up a hammer or a screwdriver. I saw a house an Amway “expert” was working on. Some ceiling lights were falling out of their fixtures and he said he kept getting electrical shocks when he was touching sockets and switches. Oh gee I wonder why! The tile in the bathroom was not grouted right and squint and uneven. He was taking forever to paint because he had to keep stopping what he was doing to deal with the phone - calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline.

Those Amway assholes are experts when it comes to filling out your income tax. “Everything in Amway is a tax deduction! Claim that toilet paper!”

Those Amway assholes are “counsellors” even though they’ve never taken any formal training in counselling for behavior problems, emotional disorders, marital issues, etc. etc. “The facts don’t count!” Not when you’re an Amway asshole = automatic expert on everything!

Medical advice? Call an Amway Ambot. They’ll diagnose you and tell you the treatment consists of buying some overprice shitty Amway vitamins. Snake oil for whatever ails you! Pick up a case of Amway holy water! What’s the difference between Dr. Ambot and a  Nigerian scammer? Nothing! They’re both fucked up liars trying to scam you out of your money.

Amway ambots are self proclaimed experts on everything - know it all Amway assholes. If an Amway product isn’t working for someone then the ambot tells thems they’re not drinking the water right or they need more vitamins. Amway ambots viciously defend Amways “prestige” products. There’s nothing wrong with them - the problem lies with the user. Yup its the typical old Amway standby response of blaming the victim. Same thing with Amway’s prestige tampons. If they leak after 30 minutes then us women must be putting them in wrong. Couldn’t have anything to do with the inferior quality of these products could it? Hearing a man giving  tampon advice makes most women break down into uncontrollable laughter! But that’s an Amway asshole for you! Experts on everything!

The arrogant pompous know it all Amway bastards that I had to suffer are the biggest bunch of assholes I’ve ever met in my life. Troublemaking bastards who can’t mind their own fucking business.

The one thing that I’m an expert at is blogging about what Amway assholes are really like! No Amway know it all expert in everything will ever be more expert than me than cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!





  1. What’s the difference between an Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? The Nigerian makes money!

    What’s the difference between an Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? The Nigerian doesn't try to scam him mom

    What’s the difference between an Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? The Nigerian is smart about it.

    What’s the difference between an Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? The Nigerian gets to work whenever and where ever they want. The Nigerian is his own boss.

    What’s the difference between an Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? The Ambot has a horrible life.

    1. Nick! Ha ha! That's very funny! And very true!

  2. I take a certain amount of antioxidants,horsetail silica,essential oils. For my allergies and dry skin. Anytime I take a cheaper brand or low quality. My skin would be dry and all the allergies would come back. Was hilarious listening to Ambot and cult leader explain why Amway herbs and vitamins didn't help. They try to refute anything my family Dr and naturalpath said. The ambots just couldn't deal with the fact their products might be overrated and lower quality.

    1. Anonymous - you're right. Amway's lotion made my hands all itchy and red. That's what low quality does. Ambots can't handle the truth about anything. Especially that they're part of a scam.

    2. The wwdb know it all diamond said people drive further. Wait in line if they know the the food and restaurant is the best. He then said same thing goes for makeup,skin care and shampooes. I agreed but then said Amway products are hardly the best or good quality. You can't expect people to pay more for products that aren't much different than dollar store products.

    3. Anonymous - you're right. Normal people aren't going to buy overpriced shitty products when you can buy better quality everywhere else like dollar stores. Only Amway Ambots are brainwashed to believe that higher prices = higher quality. And then Amway Ambots go around thinking they're better than everyone else because they buy high quality products and no one else does. Yeah I can buy a lipstick for a buck at the dollar store or $10 from Amway. Probably more than $10 I don't keep up with how much they're overpriced shit costs.

    4. We where t a department store. Upline platinum goes see how much clinique,mac,and landcomb cost? Same with some other name brand products. I had a smirk cause even as a guy I can tell u can't compare Amway junk with those brands.

    5. Hi Anonymous. Not every woman out there buys the higher end cosmetics. There are plenty of just as good cosmetics that aren't the most expensive ones in the shop. That just shows what lots of choices does for a person. No choices like that with Amway cosmetics! And as you noticed Amway is junk compared to those high quality brands, even though Amway slaps a similar price tag on their products.

  3. As long as you're an Amway-creep you're obnoxious, a cunt, and pathetic excuse for an air-breather!

    Hi Anna, I love your blog but I hate the Ambots! I guess we all hate them anyway hehe, so it comes natural.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Good description of every Amway ambot out there!


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