Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Amway Quacks

When an IBO signs up to be a commissioned sales rep with Amway that also means they now become a professional expert on everything.

Yes everything. Fuck those college degrees. You can become an expert by paying a couple of hundred a year to become a card carrying Amway asshole. That’s only the membership fee. Doesn’t include the thousands of dollars you have to spend to keep the Amway upline happy.

What’s really scary are Amway ambots dispensing medical advice. Their “patients” suffer from various illnesses and because the ambot is in Amway that means they are now a medical professional and can treat and cure these diseases.

Its really scary the comments that have been left here and questions asked. Amway ambots are telling people with terminal illnesses that Amway products will cure what ails them and patients are searching the Internet to check out the claims made by these Amway quacks.

25 years ago Ambot and I took one of those weekend first aid courses so that meant we were the most medically trained professionals in our line of sponsorship. That plus the fact we’ve watched on TV just about every medical drama out there. Every ambot in our group would phone for medical advice. For christsake! – see a real doctor. And sometimes they did but they would still come to us for a second opinion because we were better qualified than highly trained doctors because we were in Amway.

My long ago first aid training consists of learning to do the Heimlich maneuver, CPR, and put on bandages. Don’t come to me for medical advice. If you got a splinter in your finger I can probably help you. If you’re dying of cancer I’m not going to suggest you take Amway snake oil for your miracle cure. But that’s because I’ve got morals and I’m no liar. An Amway quack standing at the gateway to hell will lie just to get your money for the phony medical advice they give.

Amway ambots have no morals. They’re only out to make a buck so these Amway quacks have no problem dispensing bad medical advice while pretending they have a medical degree from Amway university.

Amway ambots are quick to insult doctors who actually went to medical school and got degrees. What a waste of money when its so much cheaper to become an Amway quack.

Amway quacks also use some bullshit line about would you ask your friend for advice on surgery instead of a real surgeon. Ambots don’t even see surgeons and instead they do ask their Amway quack friends for surgery and medical advice. Ambots seek medical advice from Amway quacks instead of qualified doctors who graduated from medical school with a degree.

Amway ambots are know it alls. Today they might be an Amway quack dispensing medical advice and tomorrow they might be an ambulance chaser giving legal advice.

“Paging Dr. Quack. Paging Dr. Quack. Amway is calling.”


 

 

19 comments:

  1. For the amount of money some people spend building their so-called Amway "business" and their "dreams" you probably could go to a pretty expensive medical school. On a related note, another MLM out there, the one that sells what is supposed to be a very healthy drink at approximately $40 a bottle or so (wine-bottle sized) that is supposed to give you the equivalent of thirteen servings of fruit and vegetables by drinking four ounces (which it certainly doesn't) has several paid spokesmen that give themselves the title of "Doctor", but not one of them has an MD and they are all somehow tied in with other companies related to Monavie. Why people continue to fall for this nonsense, I'll never understand.

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    1. Charles - you could go to an expensive medical school, buy a Bentley, buy a house, etc on the same money an ambot throws away at the Amway scam. Yup there's a lot of quacks out there selling snake oil.

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  2. The biggest a$$hole know it all is ibofb/insider and his side kick Bridget. He probably think he knows more about makeup and tampons than females. Sadly many of the fool leaders in amway act and sound just like ibofb

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    1. There are a lot of Amway assholes out there who love to make themselves and their employer look like a bunch of dumb fucks. What's that name of Amway's tampons? Debut? Costs twice as much as Tampax and lasts about an hour before it starts leaking. Tampax lasts about 8 hours. And the reason its leaking according to the old tampon expert is because us women are putting the Amway tampons in wrong?!!! Most of us women have been putting tampons in for years. We don't need some fucking Amway asshole man telling us how to insert a tampon even though he thinks he's a fucking tampon expert. Fucking moron. Even a tampon at a rock bottom price that only lasts an hour before leaking isn't going to be of much interest to women. But Amway is all about selling substandard products at overinflated prices and people have to use way more of the Amway product than they do of similar products that can be bought at the grocery store or drug store. Most women don't want to wreck their underwear just because some fucking company sells shitty tampons that don't last long.

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    2. Anna, I go to ibofb site occasionally. Seems like even his supporters are tired of his know it all bullshit. Its rather dead in his forums. My upline did the same trying to blame me for not liking any of their products.

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  3. Amway is a blame the victim scam, so if the Amway tampons are leaking I can understand why an ambot, who is an expert on everything, would be quick to jump on the bandwagon and blame the woman for doing something wrong putting the tampon in. It couldn't have anything to do with Amway's inferior product quality, could it? No, not to an ambot. As a man, I have to concede that there are things that women will be more expert at than I am, and no way would I ever give tips to a woman on proper tampon usage. That's just a topic I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot tampon!

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    1. LOL!!! But that's the difference between you and an arrogant know it all Amway asshole! LOL!!!!

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  4. Amway produces inferior products. That's why we'll never see a amway condom on their website. Last thing we want is millions suing them for leakage and pregnancies. The management think if females ruin their underwear its one thing. But Ibo's having more kids would take money away from the scam.

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    1. Anonymous - we had a discussion about that some time ago and no one would trust condoms made by Amway or Nutrilite birth control pills either. A company known for providing inferior products at overinflated prices can not be trusted.

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    2. OTOH, Disney would really appreciate this!

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  5. On some random online forum, a couple of ambots were telling an Amway basher how if he got divorced because of Amway, then he should've talked with a marriage counselor. They can only give suggestions. The guy was telling the 2 that Amway was the reason the divorce happened, and how the uplines were previously telling him shit advice that lead to the whole situation getting worse.

    Really amusing whenever they talk.

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    1. ackmondual - I don't know why Amway ambots have a need to hit the Internet and make assholes of themselves and by association all other ambots and Amway. Yeah if you're an Amway ambot and your marriage is in trouble the "counsellor" you see is to counsel with some asshole in your Amway upline because seeing as how he is in Amway he is an expert in everything. The marriage counselling advice would go something along the lines of buy more Amway products.

      Amway has destroyed lots of marriages and relationships. Those people who've had their lives destroyed by Amway hit the Internet to share their stories hoping they can help someone else from making the same mistakes.

      And what do they get for their trouble? Some fucked up Amway asshole with the blame the victim mentality pointing fingers.

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    2. Ackmondual, my buddy spent thousands on pricey products,tools,functions etc. Over that time over $10,000. Even a work at home mailing post card program suggested my his upline platinum. At the end of the day when he told the platinum and wwdb upline diamond he's quitting. They said to him the tools where unnecessary and monkey see monkey do. This platinum ended up with cancer and downline falling apart. His diamond has also quit and gone back to work a job.

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  6. Why do people in an upline feel the need to counsel people on issues not dealing with their business? I guess it's the whole "I'm an expert on everything". It's why it's become so much more of a mess. I guess I don't need someone to tell me how to build a business when it's clearly laid out in a business model. But most upline need to BUTT OUT and stop dictating how people should run their marriage, handle their children, etc. That is not the counseling they are qualified for! And when you don't follow the advice on something they have no business telling someone what to do - they label that person as not in counsel/rogue/etc. I can't tell you how many times I've seen them butt in and say - don't do activities with your kids - do that when you are free (that stuff costs money and then you won't have it for your business) Don't go on vacation....don't pay bills etc. Divorce your wife - she isn't supportive enough. It's ridiculous. Sorry it's a bunch of people who have poor self images who need others to make them feel better about themselves. (of course I'm specifically talking about my idiot upline) What is worse is that people will actually listen to them.

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    1. Anonymous - the ambots in the Amway cult are the biggest troublemaking nosy bastards around. People like me say none of your fucking business when getting interrogated by some fucking asshole in the Amway upline. Then those whiny ass bastards go crying to Ambot that I won't kiss their ass and obey upline. I'm an adult. I have no problem letting you know how I feel about you and your Amway rules. I dare to question upline. Oh yeah. I heard all about how unsupportive I was. For Christ sakes we have our own business already that I've spent years supporting. Why the hell should I support a secondary business that is documented by Amway as having over 99% failure rate. I'm too numbers conscious and when the numbers don't add up I have no problem saying this looks good on paper but try to implement it in real life and its fucked up.

      Amway cult leaders are no different than any other cult leaders ordering their followers how to live their lives. I quit taking orders when I moved out of my parent's home many years ago.

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    2. Well, you take orders from your job because they're paying you, but Amway doesn't pay shit, and they're not a J-O-B anyways by their own confession :D

      One regret I have is not calling out my ambot sponsor or his uplines more about how the numbers simply do not stack up. They're brainwashed and thickheaded, but it's still a fun exercise to try to convince people to see things your way.

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    3. ackmondual - part of being in any cult is being obedient to your cult leader and taking orders.

      You could always contact your ambot sponsor and chew him out about the numbers. Could be fun!

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  7. I took a Double X once and thought it was going to burn a hole in my stomach. It was liking taking motrin on an empty stomach and I had taken the Double X with a meal. Apparently I had eaten too much food before taking the Double X. Tried Artistry hydrating Toner and it irritated my skin. The fragrance was also over powering and made me feel sick. Witch hazel rosewater makes a better toner and it is much cheaper. I looked on Paula's Choice for reviews and it got a poor rating and it was even noted that a known skin irritant was one of the ingredients. Many of Artistry's products did not have good ratings.

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    1. Anonymous - I feel your pain on the Double X. Yup, Amway is a blame the victim scam so if something happened to you as a result of taking an Amway product, then you did something wrong - ie the gluttony thing beforehand! LOL! What bullshit excuses are ambots going to come up with next? Yeah I got irritated the the cream too. Red and itchy skin after using it. Let's see what the ambots can come up with to blame US the victims for that one!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
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