Monday, October 6, 2014

Amway Ambot Claims Billions To Be Made

I had an Amway ambot stop by and leave a comment on a post where there’s a link to the top 50 cosmetics companies. Ambots take a look and freak out when Amway Artistry isn’t on the list. That’s partially due to it being a closed market for sales. The majority of customers are Amway IBO’s and you have to be a member of the Amway buying club to purchase or know someone who is and buy from them. The rest of the world can buy their cosmetics in the stores where they’re more readily available. But so what. Here’s a comment that was left:

Who's to say I am an Amway IBO? I came across this page whilst researching Artistry products and was disgusted at how rude somebody could be. Amway may not be your thing, it doesn't mean it won't work for anybody else. In fact, yesterday I was at dinner with my partner and a couple that have been a part of Amway for 25 years. Their income? Billions. Purely from Amway.

To which I responded something to the effect – Billions! Wow there’s Amway IBO’s who make more money than Oprah!

OK everyone have a good laugh now.


Remember that Forbes list that had the billionaire families listed and how they got there. Whoever this multi-billionaire Amway salesperson is throwing dinner parties they failed to make that list. LOL! Ha ha ha!!!

Let’s start with where he – and yes probably it’s a he – says how do you know I’m an Amway IBO. Lets see. LIAR. That’s our big clue. How do you know when someone in Amway is lying? When their mouth is moving! Or in the case of the Internet – when they’re typing. The only people researching Artistry products are Amway ambots. Nobody else in the world gives a fuck about Amway cosmetics!

Let’s get to the good stuff! Amway IBO’s can earn billions!!! Wow! Holy fuck that number has gone WAAAAAAAYYYYY up from when we were in the Amway scam! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

What a dumb fuck! Well, what can you say, that pretty much sums up the Amway fleet. That Forbes billionaires list included the VanAndel family as billionaires but not DeVos and no Amway salespeople made the list either. I have no idea what kind of investments Amway’s owners have made over the years but apparently VanAndel did a better job at it to hit the billionaire list. And that billionaire standing isn't from money solely from Amway.  Unlike the dinner hosts the outraged scambot above knows! Read it again: the dinner hosts income is BILLIONS – purely from Amway. A feat that even VanAndel couldn’t pull off! LOL!!!!!

So according to my outraged scambot commenter there’s an Amway IBO running around out there who makes billions purely from Amway, has bypassed the DeVos family to become Amway billionaires, and the media engine at Amway isn’t blowing this out their asses so everyone in the world knows about it?

And is a billionaire going to invite some lowly IBO to dinner? That’s like giving someone a pity fuck!

So who are these mysterious Amway billionaires? The person who left the comment won’t say. And neither will Forbes! LOL!

Lets see. Lets chalk that up to yet another lie from another lying scamming Amway asshole.

These lying scamming Amway ambots continue to damage a company that already has a bad reputation. And make themselves look like assholes while doing it.

Yeah like we really can’t see through your lies. Amway billionaires!

Oprah, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg  – you all got in the wrong business! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!




  1. I looked at triple diamond Greg Duncan Amway and tools combined income was 1 mil per yr during his bankruptcy. He still has to pay taxes on the mil. I'd be very surprised if any Amway cult leader has a 100 mil net worth. They aren't known to be frugal or good businessmen outside the Amway business.

    1. Anonymous - I wonder if they teach that at Amway meetings - how to declare bankruptcy due to living like a VanAndel on an ambot income! The credit runs out after awhile and you don't make enough money at Amway to pay it back so there's not too many other options. I'd say some of Amway's top cult leaders probably have net worth in the millions, not necessarily the tens of millions, but in the millions. But I wouldn't have to take my shoes and socks off to count them!

    2. Actually I believe Greg Duncan made less than half a million from Amway as a triple diamond. He is I believe, a 1/3 owner of Sarshela, the company that makes XS energy drinks which they sell to Amway so much of his income comes from that.

    3. Probably. That's why they really push Ambots to buy that XS piss water. All the more money in his pocket from commission from those sales plus his cut of what the company itself earns. But he still has a life of excess to fund or put on credit to pretend he's worth more than he is. He should have sunk his money into Coke or something that people actually like to drink and is sold publicly instead of Amway's closed market expensive buying club.

  2. Anytime someone starts off with "who's to say I am an Amway IBO" that equates to "yes, I am one".

    This is hilarious due to, as you said, if there really WAS someone making that much money purely from Amway, Amway would have this guy's picture as their poster child to pull in new members. This person's name would be well known. But since he doesn't exist, of course no one has heard about him.

    Also, the people on this site who have trying the Amway "business plan" know how IMPOSSIBLE it would be to make that kind of money "purely" from Amway. The number of downline would have to be in the millions and the "billions" he'd be making would be from millions of people losing their shirts to this "business".

    I'm waiting for an Ambot to come here claiming "I had dinner the other night with someone making TRILLIONS... purely from Amway. If they are going to lie anyway, why not go for broke?

    1. Anonymous - you're right. For all the love that these ambots shower on their employer and their cult leader if anyone asks them if this is Amway they deny it! I get it that its really embarrassing to admit you have anything to do with Amway but if you show up on a blog that's committed to making people in Amway look like assholes and if you make a comment that begins with "I'm not in Amway" and then defends the scam, its like Ha we got you you lying little ambot!

      But yeah if you're a lying Amway asshole, at least lie big. That ambot that showed up a few days ago and said he's been in the scam for 3 months and already made $15,000. And who could forget Theo the executive Diamond who's illegally living here, has been in the Amway scam for 2 years, and owns several chain hotels, gas stations, and restaurants. We get it that everyone in Amway is a liar so if you're brainwashed to be an Amway liar you might as well lie big. That gives us more to laugh at around here! LOL!!!

      So I guess we sit back and see which Ambot shows up next to make a fool out of themselves claiming to be making trillions from Amway.

  3. Many of your critics point out. Why doesn't Amway post these massive monthly earnings on their achieve magazine? Or these leaders show us some of these copies of these crazy cheques. If I'm shown 50 mil monthly cheques from founders crowns ambassadors. I'd definitely shut up and sign up as a ibo. But there's all this secrecy about their incomes. I'd have no prob with showing people my tax return if I'm making mega millions per year. Just seem like they are all talk and embarrassed about their crappy little pretend business.

    1. Anonymous - you're probably right. If Amway ambots did a little more show than tell they might be taken seriously. As it is all they can do is doctor cheques with photoshop and pass them off to unsuspecting victims that this is the big bucks they're making.

      Yeah I was embarrassed too about our shitty pretend Amway business. I mean really fucking embarrassing to admit to anyone you got suckered into the Amway scam.


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