Monday, December 22, 2014

Merry Beeping Xmas!

Around here we don’t care about being politically correct. We celebrate Christmas so I’m wishing Merry Christmas to everyone reading the Married to an Ambot blog. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, then best wishes for however you celebrate or not this time of the year. With Christmas decorations and songs everywhere how can you not be happy this time of the year.

I’ll tell you how. If your husband is an Amway ambot. It never fails. Every Christmas Day or maybe starting Christmas Eve carrying over the next two days I will get at least one very unhappy woman whose Ambot husband is spending the holidays with his Amway asshole friends instead of with her and the family. That unhappy woman is reading every single post on this blog. And wow that is some undertaking reading several years posts. But when you’re all alone because your Ambot husband has abandoned you to spend Christmas with the fucking assholes in his Amway upline, what are you going to do. Look for solace. Find others who have gone through the same thing you’re going through. Get encouragement and support and know you’re not going through the Amway hell alone.

To that woman is reading I hope things get better for you real soon. The emotional and financial distress that Amway brings to people’s lives is horrible and here is where you can find understanding for your awful situation.

Around here the bananas are taking a few days off. We can do that. We don’t take orders from no fucking Amway assholes! LOL! December is a slow month around this blog particularly in the days up to and around Christmas. Readership drops. Less comments to deal with. Except for the very unhappy wives of ambots who are here learning everything they can about the Amway cult their husband has gotten immersed in, no one is spending time on the Internet this time of year. This is it for posts this week. The comment moderator will be back on Friday to check and release. I’ll be back later this week to check.

My little Christmas gift to the readers is to share the best Christmas commercial of the year. Enjoy! Merry Christmas everyone and I hope the holiday season is being good to you!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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