Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Amway Ambots Snipe Prospects At Grocery Store


I usually do one big grocery shopping trip a month and inbetween I shop as needed for perishables. Ambot had been so preoccupied with Amway meetings that we’d fallen behind on shopping and running low on everything. We had our night set aside that we were going shopping and shortly before we headed out the door his cell phone chirps that he has a text message. I tell him to ignore it because the only texts he gets are from the fucking assholes in his Amway  upline.

Sure enough the arrogant prick that sponsored Ambot and the fucking idiot that sponsored him have scheduled an immediate meeting at Taco Bell. I tell Ambot to tell them to fuck off - we have other plans. Instead Ambot declares that we must drop whatever we’re doing because these Amway cultists expect him to be available at their beck and call 24/7. Well seeing as how we hadn’t eaten dinner yet I said I’d eat some Mexican fast food and then we go grocery shopping. And I mean it. Before the store closes.

For the life of me I can’t remember what those two assholes wanted other than to harass us about “the business”. These two bastards are much younger than us and although Ambot was of the attitude that they’re our upline and we must treat them like gods and kiss their asses I wasn’t under any similar brainwashed delusions. I made it very clear to those two bastards that I had to get to the grocery store before it closed even though they kept trying to sway Ambot to stay in Taco Bell so they could go over some “very important” business strategies. I sort of won this battle because Ambot and I headed to the store but those two fucking idiots followed us in their car. What are they going grocery shopping for? They both still lived at home and had their mommys taking care of the shopping and cooking.

Those two idiots told Ambot to find prospects in the grocery store. Oh shit how embarrassing is that. There’s a security guard standing outside the store so Ambot pounces on him while I push the grocery cart into the store and abandon him to his stupid Amway games. Eventually Ambot catches up to me and tells me the security guard is a hot prospect and he got his phone number. How sick is that? Its like he’s trying to pick up a date at the grocery store.

Eventually those two upline bastards get bored of walking around the grocery store or else they weren’t having much luck sniping shoppers and they left. However they continued to phone and text Ambot while we were shopping to see how the prospecting is going. Ambot tried to strike up a conversation with a couple of other shoppers but mostly they looked at him like he was some weirdo while I pushed the grocery cart the hell away from his shenanigans.

Then we get to the line up for the cash register and Ambot starts talking to the man in line in front of us who looks rather uncomfortable. Ambot is using F.O.R.M. on him as taught at Amway meetings but bypasses F (Family) and goes right for O (Occupation). The man has something to do with developing computer games. Ambot gets that much out of him before his cell phone rings. Its the arrogant prick sponsor. Ambot gets all excited and tells his upline bastard he’s not going to believe who he’s talking to - some dude who invents computer games. After the call ends he turns back to the man who is probably wishing like hell that the cashier would move a little faster and tells him his friend that was on the phone is interested in a similar career (BULLSHIT!) and was wondering if he might be available sometime to talk to him. The man reluctantly gives Ambot his work phone number.

I have no idea if Ambot or the arrogant prick ever tried to contact the man. Probably lost the piece of paper the number was written down on.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing. Faking interest in somebody’s career in the hopes of trying to trick him to come to an Amway or trying to snipe grocery shoppers to come to Amway meetings.

Ambots always say there's no other business out there like Amway. Yeah I’d say I can’t think of any other company that sends their employees out to forage for prospects in places where most people don’t want to be bothered by some rabid Amway cult follower.

 

19 comments:

  1. He's lucky you've stayed with him. I'm not sure I can tolerate that ambot shit lol. As for him saying security guard a hot prospect? Oh plz get a brain. If the security guard was going anywhere he wouldn't be working in security. A hot prospect is a potential cult leader type with a history in selling. Maybe a pastor of a large church. Where this pastor is great at recruiting. As for the Form nonsense ....that doesn't work at all. They'll just think you're nuts and a creep. Pretend you own a company and willing to pay huge dollars partime job might work. Just get them in a room and use high pressure sales.

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    1. Anonymous - I'm sure he knows it! This was a young security guard probably never heard of Amway. Never saw him again anyway. I hope that means he did some research online and realized Amway is a scam. You ever see those old geezers providing security outside banks and grocery stores. They're retired from whatever job they had and making a few bucks doing this and - They're packing heat! Hey you got 15 items and you're in the 10 item and less line and they draw on you! LOL! Or better yet they point their gun at some fucking Amway asshole trying to recruit prospects inside their store on their shift! LOL! Yeah I'd say everyone that day at the store sure looked at Ambot like he was nuts and a creep - the typical reaction everyone in Amway gets! That's why I just wanted to get the hell away from him when I saw what he was up to. Ditched him in the soup aisle! LOL! Shit! He doesn't go around the grocery store normally hitting up potential customers for his real business so why the fuck would he do it for Scamway!?

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    2. I am sorry that you had an unfavorable experience with an IBO. Like any corporation or person, not all businesses or entrepreneurs act on the same level of integrity, nor do they bottom feed at grocery stores and walmarts. While you might find one person out of 100 there that has the resources and the drive to pull want to broker people to run their own business, its about the least likely place to have a payoff. Actually, the grocery stores around here hire from the State Penitentiary so I dont really want those kinds of people in my organization. I am looking for a spark, and interest, and a strong "why question". Look for people who really are looking and there are more than enough great people to talk to. If you not interested, move on and get over it. It isn't any more of a scam than a corporation that farms out its sales team and wholesales its products to them. Thats an MBA's point of view.

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    3. Oh come on Anonymous you're not sorry at all. You don't give a shit. You only said that sorry your upline are a bunch of assholes to give more proof that Amway is a blame the victim scam.

      At every Amway meetings IBO's are told to hit box stores, malls, grocery stores, gas stations, etc to look for prospects. Sheer desperation.

      You might say you're looking for people with a spark and an interest but bottom line you're so desparate to sign anyone up all they need is a pulse.

      Why don't you take your drive and energy and apply it to a real business? You'd make so much more money than just being a low paid commissioned salesperson for Amway a company with a bad reputation.

      Where'd you get your MBA? Amway University? The only university where you're an automatic expert in everything? A real financial expert is not going to recommend a "business" with a 99%+ failure rate. And that's written right there in small print on Amway's own literature.

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  2. There's no great business strategy ever at a taco time lol. I live near a fast food joint. One time I noticed this goofy ambot in a suit with this super hot gf. Instead of taking her out and treating her well. I saw him made her wait so he can meet with a prospect. She didn't look all that happy and I saw signs she'll ditch him. Glad I didn't do form and be core. Would be wearing a paper bag over my head after quitting

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    1. Anonymous - that's pretty much true! No good can ever come off a bunch of fools wearing business suits showing up at a fast food restaurant. Yeah most women get pissed off pretty fast at their Ambot. The Ambot must put Amway, Amway products, and other Amway cult followers ahead of her in his life. No women is going to want to come in second to a box of laundry soap or some fucking asshole in Amway. Those Amway ambots are the ones that should be wearing paper bags over their heads at all times. Or have the A branded on their foreheads so we can spot them coming.

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    2. Oh I was going to say I prefer Taco Time over Taco Bell but its more expensive so the ambots we met up with who were sabotaging our shopping trip couldn't afford it!

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    3. Oh yes, Anytime is Taco Time except for an Amway "Business Meeting." LOL

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  3. Wow, what a horror story. I couldn't imagine spending the rest of my life looking for potential Amway victims in every person I meet. Glad I got out 2 weeks after I signed up.

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    1. Anonymous - Good for you on getting out of Scamway so quickly! Constantly prowling for victims is the life of an Amway ambot. That's part of every single Amway meeting that you got to size up everyone you meet anywhere you go and decide if they're a hot prospect. Always beware of anywhere you go someone striking up an overly friendly conversation with you and acting like they want to be your friend. Its probably an Amway ambot prowling for new recruits.

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  4. Most new age mlm leaders and giants do almost 100% of their recruiting online. They have blogs such as Annas and recruit on YouTube also. Also there's no expensive sales kit from their companies. Amway is stone age in mlm. People do everything online these days and Amway is hardly a internet business. You won't get many supermarket signups. You can send 1000s of presentations online without the embarrassment.

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    1. Anonymous - I guess its easier to have the door slammed on your face or deleted by unknown people lurking somewhere online. Even though supermarket and Barnes & Noble sign ups are unlikely, it doesn't stop Amway ambots from harassing customers.

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