Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Join Amway And Your Dreams Will Have An Expiration Date

Amway is a scheme to sell you on a dream. A dream to have your own business. A dream to have a mansion, fleet of sports cars, luxury vacations, what have you. Amway cult leaders promise that the answer to making your dreams come true is becoming an Amway Ambot.

The reality  is Amway is all about having your nightmares come true!

At Amway meetings the Amway cult leader is all about selling dreams. Many times they’ll go around the room asking people what their dreams are. And some of them are very normal stuff that most people want like a house, a nice car. Then there’s the stuff you have to have mega movie star income to buy. Dream big in Amway. Whatever. Daydreams. Pretend business.

The Amway cult leaders always want to know what your dream is so they can use it against you at a later date. Maybe you’re living in an apartment and your dream is to buy your first house. Probably you’re thinking a smaller house but the Amway cult leaders will encourage you to dream about mansions worth millions of dollars. Paid for in cash LOL!

After a few months the Ambot figures out Amway is a scam. The Ambot is sinking hundreds of dollars every month buying Amway products, investing in the tool scam, going to Amway meetings. And all for a measly commission of about $10/month back from Scamway. Maybe the Ambot finally looks at the small print on Amway’s literature and realizes that only a tiny fraction of 1% of IBO’s will make money. Maybe the Ambot goes online and finds information from other people who got sucked into the Amway scam and reads stories of their financial and emotional distress.

Yup time to get out. Any business opportunity with over 99% failure rate was a bad idea to get involved with. Should have read the small print. Should have read the former Amway cult members stories sooner.

The best thing to do is just leave the Amway cult quietly. Don’t buy no more shitty overpriced Amway products. Don’t answer phone calls and texts from the assholes in the Amway upline. But most ambots end up telling some asshole in their upline that they’re quitting. Then the ambot is told you can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner. “You’re about to go really big I can feel it.”

Maybe the ambot hangs in for a little while longer so the assholes in his Amway upline can make a few more bucks off him. Or maybe he just says fuck you I’m outta here.

At some point the assholes in the Amway upline taunt the Ambot, I guess your dream just wasn’t big enough. And then the bastards insult you:  I guess you’re never going to own a house. Just think of all those houses out there that will never have anyone living in them and its all your fault cause you quit Amway. Loser!

It doesn’t matter what your dream is or how big it is, there’s over 99% chance it’ll never happen as long as you’re in Amway. There’s only a few cult leaders at the top of the Amway pyramid who are making money, mostly from selling tickets to ambots to come to a meeting and hear them speak. That’s where the money is. Not from begging everyone you know to buy overpriced vitamins and laundry soap and scam others to sign up to the Amway cult.

The ambot is now dealing with the fucking assholes in his Amway upline sneering at him about his dream not being big enough because he couldn’t fund that mansion after getting scammed by Amway.

That dream had an expiration date on it. That dream was probably only good for a few months during the time inside the Amway Cult of greed.

Quit the Amway cult and the dream expires. If it was even the Ambot’s dream to begin with.


  1. I have a story to share too..

    My husband got this business from a very nice couple.. educated and young good looking couple..
    Me, at first really against it. However my husband was gugugaga over this business..
    reason: the recognition and the acknowledge from Upline..
    because of his dream to go travelling with Amway (network 21) he abandoned his job.. he stop doing design.. and stop consulting people.. in his mind.. he must STP (show the plan) everyday.. every hour.. even in his sleep..
    because of that i got furious.. when he stop working i am the only one who supporting the family.. and on top of that.. i have to pay for the seminar.. BBS.. WLS.. and books.. Cds.. you name it.. and it really makes me very upset..
    one day i told him to stop Amway and get real money. not that i dont trust in Amway.. i believe if u work hard u can get anything u want.. but his craziness over Amway drive me crazy.. 24/7 Amway..! i threaten him to leave him.. i am thinking of divorce.. ( that's my friend how Amway really ruined me) and only after that he stop doing STP and going to the seminar and Amway meeting..
    Only after 2 months, now he landed a huge job with one of the biggest properties co in here.. and now a consultant to main media in our country.. and also consultant to another project *secret yet to be revealed* .. I am glad that he listen to me and now really makes a real money..
    I wish that he will never go back to Amway.. enough the pain and sadness.. enough fake relationship and enough humiliation from friends and families.. pray for us.. pray for our success.. thanks..

    1. Hi Elvis. Thanks for stopping by to share your story! Yes most people get recruited into Amway by people who seem to be very nice and well dressed and can bullshit you into believing you'll be making gazillions of dollars in residual income from Amway after 2 years.

      Good to hear your husband got himself a good job. Hopefully he can concentrate on that instead of chasing an Amway pipe dream where only a fraction of 1% of all participants make money. Once husbands get out of Amway they stop being assholes so hopefully you're on track to where you were before this evil cult got hold of him. Best wishes!

    2. Hi Anna,

      Thank you for your reply.. True that.. they gave us hope.. and dream.. and when we kinda not in the mood to do the business .. they keep on reminding us about our dreams and go travelling with loves one and regain our "Freedom" ( they said with money + time it spells Freedom)

      Previously.. I thought they really sincere to be our friend.. but NO.. Maybe the real reason to be nice is to get more prospect (which is our friends)

      And eventually .. they still trying to get in touch with my husband..

      I wish i know how to say "I am done / I am not interested anymore and leave us alone" in a nicest and polite way..

    3. Hi Elvis. Amway is all about selling the hope not the soap! Its unlikely you'd get anyone dumb enough to overpay for substandard laundry soap anyway! LOL!

      Ambots always act like they're your friends. Love bombing is a common cult tactic. Once you leave Amway your "friends" will disappear and that's because they were never your friends to begin with. They only pretended to be your friends so they could make money off you.

      You can not be nice and polite to Amway ambots. Swear at them. Amway ambots are prudes and the bad language will offend them. If they're still persistant and that's when they'll start to get really nasty with you, tell them you're going to report to them to the police for fraud and that will probably get rid of them.

      People in Amway are the most negative people I've ever met, even though they go around pointing their fingers at everyone else for being negative. Its like a compulsive obsession with them picking apart everything they perceive as negative. You don't need Amway negative in your life.


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