Tuesday, February 17, 2015

100 Ways Amway Ambots LOVE To Say Negative


You know what its like when you go to an Amway meeting and the cult leader spouting off the bullshit that night usually admonishes the ambots to “never say negative”. That’s the standard response whenever an ambot questions upline (HOLY FUCK! NEVER QUESTION UPLINE!!!!!) or mentions that an Amway product doesn’t taste good or asks about why they aren’t making the promised wages. Whatever. Amway ambots are so fucking schizo about never say negative but they’re not too fucking good about taking their own advice.


This blog is the opposite. Here we say negative as much as we want about the fucking assholes in our Amway upline, the dumb ass Amway meetings, the shitty overpriced products. This is to place to be to curse out everything Amway!

Amway ambots love to show up here and say negative all the time. That’s their way of telling their Amway cult leaders to fuck off and they don’t listen too fucking good when the Amway upline screeches at them to NEVER say negative.

So here’s some of the negative shit that Amway ambots stop by here to share. Spelling errors belong to the ambots and some of them are just like what the fuck does that supposed to mean. Typos can fuck you up even more than the assholes in your Amway upline! LOL!!!!

Here are some shining examples of the high quality Amway strives for when signing up commissioned salespeople. These are exactly the things that are heard at Amway meetings and repeated here because ambots duplicate everything their Amway cult leaders say. I copied and pasted so you also can see when you’re in Amway spelling doesn’t count!

Amway should be very proud of this top selection of fine outstanding commissioned salespeople they hold to their company’s high standards of never say negative!

So now a few kind words from the best of the best of Amway’s top employees:


  1. you totally aren't worth anyone's time
  2. You don't have a soul
  3. You are just simply obnoxious!
  4. you have no idea what your talking about
  5. Get a life
  6. you sure do sound miserable
  7. you're either broke out frustrated about not having enough wealth
  8. Your parents must be complaining for having you
  9. You are a terrible person!
  10. you have no clue what your talking about.
  11. You are horrible
  12. your a real biatch
  13. Your an embarrassment!are you 12?
  14. no one will miss you when you are gone
  15. the Internet is just like a toilet bowl. It's just full of a lot of crap.
  16. you are broke, and would continue to be broke for the rest of you life.
  17. continue to be lazy and ignorant for the rest of your life
  18. you are just a jealous nobody who is longing to be some of those people who don't have to work for the rest of their lives
  19. you are a very negative person.
  20. your husband looks at porn more then he looks at you
  21. you are just angry, very little education
  22. haters will hate !!! cant do anything bout that !!!
  23. You should really get a life and stop ranting.
  24. You know why this business doesn't work for you? Because you're plain lazy to work for your dreams.
  25. Lmao bytch
  26. Pull your head out of your own rear end
  27. Clearly you are just bitter
  28. you are the kind of people that complaints about anything, you do not need a reason... it´s in your nature.
  29. you are middle-aged, overweight
  30. you have absolutely no education
  31. Did you drop out of high school and failed every vocabulary test possible.
  32. you sound like a ignorant, angry and just evil.
  33. I think a successful business wins and not you a thug
  34. You are Satan.
  35. Fat ugly couch potato
  36. You’re a loser.
  37. I hate stupidity
  38. Don’t yah have nothing better to do than talk shit.
  39. You deserve to be anal raped.
  40. I desire you die in the worst possible death and the same to your mother, father and hopefully every person you love
  41. you have no life
  42. Lmao yu are very pathetic
  43. Lazy prick
  44. I'm happy yur sorryass is not with amway anymore
  45. You are a sorry, sorry,sorry, excuse for a woman.
  46. Lmao while yu are broke Amway is making millions
  47. u don't even make more then the minimum wage
  48. my best bet is ur probably unemployed
  49. Lots of fun seeing loser failures complain
  50. I'm sorry that your husband is a giant, festering, infected vagina.
  51. one of the main reasons that men in the world fail is because they have unsupportive wives
  52. Call yourself Stupid, you and all your friends here who are in support..
  53. you didn't make the selfish sacrifice necessary to make it happen.
  54. Im sorry you were married to a man who chose greed
  55. Haters will always hate
  56. you're a scummy little witch
  57. Whoever says that amway is bullshit and distributors are asshole They themselves are biggest losers and assholes on the earth
  58. ignorance growing a mouth
  59. You're still angry about failing in Amway
  60. What a fucking loser
  61. You’re a fool
  62. You’re a lazy ass hole
  63. You are all just really sad probably overweight POOR people.
  64. you are not a nice person. Men would not want to be with you, women would not want to be you.
  65. You people are all fools.
  66. RETARD!!!!
  67. kiss my ass you miserable bitch
  68. you sure don't know shit from shinola
  69. all of you are suckers and waste products of losers community
  70. you should be called Anna Potty mouth
  71. You gotta be a complete dumbass
  72. Lazy bitches!!
  73. You hide in your dorm and write all these stupid blogs.
  74. lazy loser
  75. IT DIDN'T WORK YOU FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A QUITER (at least I’m not a dumb fuck ambot who can’t turn off the caps lock button on my keyboard unless I ask permission from the assholes in my Amway upline first)
  76. Have fun being poor the rest of your lives
  77. stupid idiots
  78. You are a coward and have no fruit on the tree of success
  79. Wow... you people are scum!
  80. Get a fucking life.
  81. negative poor soul who wont accept Christ
  82. This Anna Banana is such a lazy SNAKE!!!
  83. Enjoy your ignorance!
  84. you have a terrible attitude and are negative.
  85. You are a jerk lady.
  86. You love living in boredome.
  87. why are you such a negative soul?
  88. God you are so dumb
  89. have fun working your desk job
  90. Anna Banana, you are clearly not a fucking professional
  91. are u a child or something?
  92. You are the sack of shit and the one that is going to be dead or broke by the time your 65 like 98 percent of the world
  93. you are so pity
  94. Shut your mouth you losers
  95. I personally believe all using negative comments about Amway or artistry are bunch of losers
  96. You have a foul moth
  97. I guess u just weren't platinum material and you ate just mad!!!!
  98. Amway will keep on growing, expanding, multiplying across the globe while the only thing grows within you is hatred. Poor thing. Hahahahahaha
  99. U r a sucker Anna and fucker
  100. Anna is F. O. S. If you dont get the acranim F=Full O=Of S=------ (Oh come on you little Amway bastard. Don’t be shy. Just say shit.)

Remember in Amway cult meetings and the cult leaders would jabber on about the type of people you associate with? Who wants to associate with Amway assholes who go around saying negative like the above? Answer: other fucking negative Amway assholes.


People in the Amway cult are the ugliest, nastiest meanest most vicious motherfuckers out there as the comments they leave on blogs like this prove. That’s why this blog exists – to curse out those fucking Amway assholes and give them a taste of their own medicine which really outrages those vile bastards, like how dare we curse out Amway assholes and the Great Amway God when they should be worshipped. Nows another time to send out a big old FUCK YOU to every Amway asshole out there.


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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2015 at 12:15 PM

    Ambot Christians indeed, LOL. But watch all that hate turn into warm fuzzy smiles as soon as they size up their next "prospect" or, more importantly, his money.

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 18, 2015 at 4:08 PM

      Yup Amway the Cult of Greed has their own brand of Ambot Christians.

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  2. Crimson ViceroyFebruary 18, 2015 at 8:01 PM

    Hey Anna,

    Can you do an article discussing the Ambot's that have infiltrated India? There are so many Indian's involved in this thing and you would be blown away at how many foreign students on H1B visas that get suckered into this scam and are told that they can own businesses (even though an Amway distributorship is not really a business) albeit what the US National Visa Center prohibits such a thing. This Scamway crap has been a real plague in India. Especially since India has really no agencies that monitor businesses like we do here with the IRS and FTC. All they need is enough money to grease palms in the local government, which we both know the motivational scams like Kanti Gala LOS thru BWW has. Heck, fellas like Shivaram Kumar have some startling reviews online from ex-coworkers who said that the guy was a real lousy programmer and that he's lucky that he got out when he did, because the axe was about to come over his head for his poor performance at work. Amazing how almost all the kingpins in the business failed in real businesses in their normal jobs...coincidence..I don't think so. What are your thoughts?

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 19, 2015 at 9:10 AM

      Hi Crimson. Sorry to say I don't keep an eye on what Amway is doing here or in other countries but other bloggers do write about it. This blog is more about cursing out the assholes in the Amway upline! Try corporatefraudswatch.blogspot.com They write about Amway in India and I think its the police that have been cracking down on Amway not any other government agency over there. Sorry I haven't been keeping up with that blog lately!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2015 at 7:06 AM

    Hey Anna, sorry for posting this numerous times, but I'm not sure if this posting is going through to moderation or not. Apologies if you already got this comment.

    Can you do an article discussing the Ambot's that have infiltrated India? There are so many Indian's involved in this thing and you would be blown away at how many foreign students on H1B visas that get suckered into this scam and are told that they can own businesses (even though an Amway distributorship is not really a business) albeit what the US National Visa Center prohibits such a thing. This Scamway crap has been a real plague in India. Especially since India has really no agencies that monitor businesses like we do here with the IRS and FTC. All they need is enough money to grease palms in the local government, which we both know the motivational scams like Kanti Gala LOS thru BWW has. Heck, fellas like Shivaram Kumar have some startling reviews online from ex-coworkers who said that the guy was a real lousy programmer and that he's lucky that he got out when he did, because the axe was about to come over his head for his poor performance at work. Amazing how almost all the kingpins in the business failed in real businesses in their normal jobs...coincidence..I don't think so. What are your thoughts?

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 19, 2015 at 9:11 AM

      Hey just give us some time and we'll eventually get around to the comments! The person who moderates the comments checks throughout the day, not usually nights or weekends.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 2, 2015 at 3:52 PM

    OMG I love your blog! My mom joined Amway about 7-8 years ago and has gone all the way to the deep end! Everything you say in your posts are true and reading your list was sort of scary as she has said similar things to me when I criticize her "business". Any advice on how to get her out? She is not doing well financially and if only those uplines knew how much she is actually struggling! My siblings and I try and get the point across but of course we know nothing. I've refused to bail her out financially, but i know she still gets support from my other sibs. It's quite sad as she was once a caring mother, but now her only motivation is money and anyone that will give her "encouragement" and make her head bigger. I'm sure you understand my frustration.

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    1. Anna BananaMarch 2, 2015 at 5:20 PM

      Hi Anonymous. Glad you're enjoying the blog. As you already know from first hand experience with your mother that Amway ambots are the most vicious verbally abusive bastards around. We all want to curse out Amway ambots so this little place on the Internet was created so we can do it!

      Sorry to hear about your mother. You have to remember that she is in a cult and has been brainwashed. Amway the Cult of Greed where the Great Amway God must continuously be worshipped and tithed.

      If you haven't already done so, download a free copy of Merchants of Deception so you can have a better idea of the cult that's got its grip into her. There's a link on the right hand side of the page under "more information about Amway".

      Sad to say after so many years she is what most of us would call a lifer. She can't quit now "not when success is just around the corner". Quitting Amway also means giving up her friends. Any friends she had before Amway have likely all dropped out of her life so the only friends she has are other ambots and she probably loves getting love bombed by them, common cult tactic. If she quits Amway, the cult leader will order all of them not to have anything to do with her. Amway is no different than any other cult.

      Your other sibs are enablers. Probably out of guilt, but whatever - enablers! As long as they can bail her out, pay her rent, buy real groceries, whatever, she can use her own money to tithe the Great Amway God. Perhaps you can make an appointment with a person who deprograms cult members for all your siblings to attend and that person can give you advice, starting with stop enabling her to continue leading a lifestyle of emotional and financial distress thanks to Amway.

      Sometimes there's nothing you can do until the ambot hits rock bottom. Its just taking longer for your mother to hit because of the enablers bailing her out. You need to get all your sibs to download Merchants of Deception too. It'll help all of you understand the Amway Cult of Greed and how your mother is being brainwashed.

      Good luck!

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    2. AnonymousMarch 3, 2015 at 9:04 AM

      " She is not doing well financially and if only those uplines knew how much she is actually struggling!"

      Actually, the truth of the matter is, the uplines DON'T CARE!! All they care about is how to squeeze more money out of a downline, regardless of how much they are struggling. I've heard stories of upline "advising" their broke downline to sell wedding rings, houses, valuables, etc, in order to come up with the money to make their PV or attend a useless conference. They are shameless in their manipulation to milk every last dime from a downline. And those "wonderful" people in one's upline, once their downline can no longer pay them money, they yank away all their "love" and kick them to the curb. It's sick. But someone brainwashed cannot see how they are being manipulated and used. I wish you luck, as I'm sure it's heartbreaking to see how much brainwashing warps someone's personality and turns them into blind minions of the cultmaster.

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    3. Anna BananaMarch 3, 2015 at 2:28 PM

      Anonymous - you're right. The assholes in the Amway upline don't care about their downlines struggling financially. All they care about is putting the screws to them so they'll keep buying Amway products and they can make commission money off them. Amway ambots don't care about nothing except their own greedy pursuit of money and material possessions.

      And its sickening when brainwashed ambots show up here and profess their undying love for their Amway upline and all the praise they heap upon them. When we know the Amway upline are a bunch of lying greedy bastards.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 24, 2015 at 4:40 PM

    Wow, I wonder what a fine, upstanding Christian organization like Amway would have to say about their IBOs swearing and wishing death and rape on people.. Oh wait, they'd just say it's not their fault because they don't have employees, they have "business owners" :-/

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    1. Anna BananaMarch 25, 2015 at 10:21 AM

      Anonymous - I'm sure Amway considers them some of their top employees! LOL! Amway must love the way their valued employees represent themselves and their employer on the Internet!

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  6. Anna BananaJune 22, 2017 at 9:17 AM

    Carlos William - you want to sell me snake oil to enlarge body parts I don't possess? Fucking moron. What's next? You're going to try to sell me a one cup bra? You're as big a fucking moron as Amway losers.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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