Monday, February 16, 2015

Sex Power Increases From Amway


Amway Ambots do the damnedest searches on the Internet and show up at this blog.

Yup some dumb fuck Amway asshole is searching online for “sex power increases from Amway”  and ending up at a post where we make fun of another Amway asshole who was searching for “Double X is good for sex”. And if that’s not fucking creepy, those searches keep coming! Multiple ambots doing this exact same search. What the fuck are they teaching at Amway cult meetings these days?!!! LOL!!!! Amway Ambots = fucking creepy! If its fucking creepy then we are here to help Amway ambots out with their searches. This is the info they seek.

Are you Ambot men so fucking fucked up in the head from brainwashed Amway shit do you really think any woman wants to be with a man who is all obsessed about “sex power”.

Are the assholes in the Amway upline giving out the advice that if you’re an Amway “business owner” this means you will have sex power over your partner. Who will preferably be of the opposite sex because if you go to Amway meetings you will hear homophobic rants and the assholes in the Amway upline won’t counsel you to have sex power if it’s a same sex relationship. Instead they “counsel” the ambot to go straight.

Yeah its always interesting looking at the search criteria that brings unsuspecting Amway ambots to this blog. I’d say for anyone out there who’s looking to increase traffic to their website the best keywords to use are “Amway sex”. All these horny Amway assholes out there who can’t get laid because being in the Amway cult is a huge turn off to women so they search online to see what Amway products will give them extra help in that department. Why don’t those losers just counsel with the assholes in their Amway upline who will give them bogus advice anyway like take more double x.

But “sex power increases from Amway” like what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Like anything a fucking Amway asshole say makes sense to the real world anyway. Its like the male chauvinist pig club that Amway is all about. Men have the power. PUKE!!!!!!! It’s the control issue that Amway ambots are all spastic about.

Here’s a big clue guys. Women aren’t interested in men who are all about wanting the “power” when it comes to sex. Spending more money on shitty overpriced Amway products that are guaranteed to increase your sex life or make your partner more excited for you in that department are all snake oil. The best way to better your sex life is to get the hell out of the Amway cult. Whether or not that will increase your “sex power” we can’t say for sure but if you’re inside the Amway cult that’s a huge turn off to women and pretty much guarantees you ain’t getting laid.

 

26 comments:

  1. "Women aren’t interested in men who are all about wanting the 'power' when it comes to sex."

    50 Shades of Grey disagrees with you.

    On that topic, I wonder if all the 50 shades hype is inspiring some of the more rogue ambots to come up with creative ways to lie to people to get them to buy the double x perfect pack. "Get your sexy on 50 servings of fruit!", they'll say. "You'll be 50 times better, and your children will be guaranteed to go diamond!"

    When it comes to $100 vitamins maybe they need to use the sex angle to make sales.

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    1. I guess the BDSM factor of Amway ambots got left out!

      Haven't read the book or seen the movie, though I did see some bad reviews of the movie so probably won't bother. But that's a good point if 50 Shades is inspiring ambots to make sales by saying their snake oil will give you sex power just like the book/movie.

      I think you're right when they're selling overpriced shitty products if the ambot makes up lies about how it'll be good for sex that might make a sale.

      It'll be cheaper just to go to the love shop.

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  2. Ambots are a little confused. I think they are equating getting screwed by their upline with "sex power".

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    1. Mohd - Free tip: the best way to increase searches to your website is to put in Amway and sex. Thousands of searchers every month! They're lots of horny Amway ambots out there.

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    1. Naina - want to increase your search engine hits? Put in "Amway sex" as keywords. Amway Ambots are always searching for more info when the rest of us know the truth. Can't get laid? You're an Amway ambot? No further questions!

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    1. Naina - people will think you're a fucking Amway asshole because you're duplicating yourself! LOL!

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  6. OMG I laughed so hard at that post. Sex power?? Really? I bet when an Ambot can't make a woman cum (which is probably always because no woman can get off when she's worried her man has lost his mind), he probably tells her it's her fault for being negative and not working hard enough. Ambot hubbies, take heed! If you want to turn your wife on, just come home and tell her you quit Amway and punched your upline in the balls. She'll jump your bones like you're Magic Mike...if she hasn't left you already for selling out your family's future.

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    1. Anonymous - very funny! And very good advice to any ambot who wants to get his wife to jump his bones! LOL!

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    1. Of course the product is not of good quality - it's made by Amway what the fuck kind of quality did you think it'd be except shitty. Deepak are you sure you weren't in Scamway. You got the canned Amspeak those fucking Amway losers use. Putting down other products and doing "research". Research usually consists of listening to what the fucking assholes in the Amway upline say. You're just another dumb fuck Deepak.

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  9. Anna, look at all these assorted idiots showing up here trying to sell their stupid erotic potency pills! Don't they realize that this is an anti-Amway website, not a place to flog Spanish Fly and Stifferino capsules?

    What they all fail to realize is this: When your sex life is over, it's OVER. Just deal with it.

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    1. Anonymous - LOL! It is pretty funny. And this dumb fuck Deepak shows up at a blog that is all about talking about Amway's shitty overpriced products and confirms what we all know - that they're not good quality. Whether it has to do with sex or cancer or whatever the Ambot is flogging the snake oil to cure. He should be contacting Amway directly to say he sells a superior snake oil. If he'd really done his research he'd have known this wasn't a good place to leave a comment flogging a different brand of snake oil.

      Sex life over? There's a little blue pill out there that might help. But nothing will help if you're an Amway loser. Now that's a huge turn off!

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    1. Hey Deepak you dumb fuck. Did you not look at the comments and see that you were here on May 19 bitching about Amway's shitty products? You have the same sales techniques as Amway Ambots where all they do is bitch about the quality of the competitor's products. Why don't you go to Amway's web page and bitch about their low quality there? Fucking asshole.

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      What's the difference between Deepak Sharma and a fucking Amway asshole? Nothing! They're both lying scamming bastards flogging snake oil using the same techniques bitching about the competitor's quality and lying that their product is superior. Go fuck yourself Deepak.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.