You know how whenever you read a job ad
that says “work your own hours” its probably a scam. Not always, but its
probably a sign of an MLM scam. “Work your own hours” doesn’t everyone want to
do that. Wake up when you want. Go to Starbucks, go shopping, whatever you got
to get done and maybe by lunchtime or early afternoon you’re ready to start
“working your own hours”. And then what do you do for work? Open up your
grocery store? Start sewing clothes? And then a couple hours later you decide to
do something else and close down for the day. Or maybe reopen a few hours later
for another hour or two.
Yeah something like that would be “working
your own hours”. Something that Amway ambots show up here screeching about that
they “work their own hours”. And that would probably be “working their own
hours” after they get home from their real J.O.B. with the scheduled hours, you
know the one that pays all the Amway bills.
Here’s a little gem of advice that real
business owners know. Their hours of operation are when customers normally need
to purchase that product or service. If someone owns a clothing store and
decides their hours of operation are between midnight and 8am, sales are
probably not going to be as good as another clothing shop owner who is open
from 9am till 6pm. I know someone who runs a yard care business. His hours of
operation are generally during daylight hours so he can see what he’s doing and
that varies by the season. Not too many customers would have a need to have
their lawn mowed at midnight. Like the neighbors would sure appreciate that!
And here’s its important to point out I’m not talking about people involved in
businesses where there might be 24 hour emergencies like plumbers. And here its
also important to point out that Amway Ambot customers probably don’t have a
need for shitty overpriced soap at 2am and demand the ambot place an order
then. Though that would be kind of fun to phone and wake up that fucking Amway
asshole!
When you’re an Amway ambot you work the
hours the fucking assholes in your Amway upline tell you to work. “Get your ass
to the Amway meeting at 8pm!” If you’re a “serious business builder” that means
getting there at 7pm to set up the chairs. The assholes in your Amway upline
demand you be available to answer their calls and texts at all hours, so again
your’re working the hours they tell you. Basically you’re on call 24 hours for
those fucking assholes in your Amway upline. Probably your boss at work doesn’t
have you on call 24 hour unless it’s the kind of business where there might be
round the clock emergencies.
Work your own hours? Be your own boss?
Unlikely if you’ve devoted all your love to Amway cult leaders and buying
shitty overpriced products from your “own store”.
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