Thursday, March 26, 2015

“I Work My Own Hours” Bullshits The Amway Ambot

You know how whenever you read a job ad that says “work your own hours” its probably a scam. Not always, but its probably a sign of an MLM scam. “Work your own hours” doesn’t everyone want to do that. Wake up when you want. Go to Starbucks, go shopping, whatever you got to get done and maybe by lunchtime or early afternoon you’re ready to start “working your own hours”. And then what do you do for work? Open up your grocery store? Start sewing clothes? And then a couple hours later you decide to do something else and close down for the day. Or maybe reopen a few hours later for another hour or two.

Yeah something like that would be “working your own hours”. Something that Amway ambots show up here screeching about that they “work their own hours”. And that would probably be “working their own hours” after they get home from their real J.O.B. with the scheduled hours, you know the one that pays all the Amway bills.

Here’s a little gem of advice that real business owners know. Their hours of operation are when customers normally need to purchase that product or service. If someone owns a clothing store and decides their hours of operation are between midnight and 8am, sales are probably not going to be as good as another clothing shop owner who is open from 9am till 6pm. I know someone who runs a yard care business. His hours of operation are generally during daylight hours so he can see what he’s doing and that varies by the season. Not too many customers would have a need to have their lawn mowed at midnight. Like the neighbors would sure appreciate that! And here’s its important to point out I’m not talking about people involved in businesses where there might be 24 hour emergencies like plumbers. And here its also important to point out that Amway Ambot customers probably don’t have a need for shitty overpriced soap at 2am and demand the ambot place an order then. Though that would be kind of fun to phone and wake up that fucking Amway asshole!

When you’re an Amway ambot you work the hours the fucking assholes in your Amway upline tell you to work. “Get your ass to the Amway meeting at 8pm!” If you’re a “serious business builder” that means getting there at 7pm to set up the chairs. The assholes in your Amway upline demand you be available to answer their calls and texts at all hours, so again your’re working the hours they tell you. Basically you’re on call 24 hours for those fucking assholes in your Amway upline. Probably your boss at work doesn’t have you on call 24 hour unless it’s the kind of business where there might be round the clock emergencies.

Work your own hours? Be your own boss? Unlikely if you’ve devoted all your love to Amway cult leaders and buying shitty overpriced products from your “own store”.


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