Monday, March 30, 2015

Amway Ambots Life Rules To Live By: Eat, Drink, Duplicate

How many of you remember wasting another night sitting through an Amway bored plan meeting and hearing the same old bullshit from the asshole preaching that night’s Amway sermon and the old eat drink and duplicate your way to millions of dollars in the Amway scam.


The scheme goes something like demanding all the Amway cult followers eat one Amway food bar daily and drink one Amway drink daily and find others to do what you do.


Amway has these food bars that one would expect to be similar to what you can buy at the grocery store in the aisle where granola bars are kept. The obvious differences are at the grocery store there’s a huge selection of products, most priced well under $5 for a box of 6 or 8 bars to a box, and with such a wide variety to choose from most consumers are going to find a brand that they like eating. Compared to Amway with little choices and very expensive with 5 or 6 bars to a box costing around $30. I can go to Walmart and buy 10 boxes of granola bars that I like that actually taste good for around $30 though I don’t usually go hog wild and buy more than 2 or 3 boxes at a time just using that as an example. My $30 worth of granola bars bought at Walmart if I ate one a day would last me over 2 months. $30 worth of Amway food bars would last less than one week.


Besides price and getting more for your money at the grocery store, the taste factor comes into play. Amway food bars are nasty tasting shit bars. Gross flavored cardboard pretty much sums up how they taste.


At least the granola bars I buy at the grocery store taste pretty good. Good value and good taste beats out Amway’s overpriced shitty food bars every time!


Its really hard to find other to duplicate what you do when it means eating one of those nasty overpriced shitty Amway food bars every day.


Then get around to drinking one Amway beverage daily. Perfect(ly Useless) Water costs about $50 for a case of 24 bottles. You can buy a case for less than $5 just about everywhere else so Amway costs 10 times as much. Or you can buy energy drinks XS cat piss water costs over $30 for a box – how many come in a box? 6? 8? I can go on and on. Whatever Amway beverage you buy is going to cost a lot more money than a better tasting beverage at the grocery store.


The goal is to find 2 people to eat and drink one Amway products daily and that will earn the ambot an extra couple hundred bucks a month but the goal is to find 6 people (go Eagle!!!!)  and those 6 people will find 6 people and those 6 people will find 6 people and so on and so on and so on. And a bunch of Eagles will happen and a bunch of ambots will qualify for Platinum and then its real easy to go Diamond!!! And then gazillions of dollars in residual income will come rolling in every month and the ambot can retire and never work again all by eating one Amway food bar and drinking one Amway beverage daily. That’s how the Amway fairy tale goes.


The reality is ambots can’t find others to eat, drink and duplicate because of the high cost and the low quality of Amway products. So they improvise for the 2 people they can’t find and drink and eat 3 Amway food and drink products daily. Then the assholes in their Amway upline bitch at them for not signing up anyone else and so they improvise even more and singlehandedly take on the eat drink and duplicate mantra of 6 ambots all wrapped up into one person.


That’s how it goes. Sounds easy. Eat drink and duplicate.


Except the ambot becomes a one man show to eat drink and duplicate to make up for all the people they can’t sucker in to duplicate what they do according to the Amway mantra – eat drink and duplicate. What the fuck? Are we talking rabbits here?


That’s the reality. And watch the credit card debt go through the roof to be ambot CORE when following that Amway mantra.




  1. "The reality is ambots can’t find others to eat, drink and duplicate because of the high cost and the low quality of Amway products."

    And this, in a nutshell, is why all the circles drawn in the world don't mean shit. Non-brainwashed people will look at that "plan" and think "why the fuck would I want to eat an overpriced granola bar and overpriced energy drink every day? And why would I want to try to rope in someone I love to overpay to do the same thing? That's so fucked up!!"

    And then, as you said, they end up having to buy extra for themselves which isn't "investing" in anyone's business other than someone way above them on the pyramid. A pretty stupid "business model" that is doomed to abysmal failure despite all the smiley-faced "you're going diamond, so no negative thinking, success is just around the corner!" cult bullshit.

    1. Yup Amway ambots can draw all the circles they want. Looks good on paper but the reality is no one wants to buy overpriced shitty Amway products. You can buy better tasting higher quality, better priced products just about everywhere else. And yup it is so fucked up to try to get people you love or know to sign up to Scamway knowing all along they're not going to make money and will lose a lot of money chasing the Amway scheme dream. Not to mention the verbal abuse and emotional distress doled out by the Amway cult leaders.


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