Amway World Wide Dream
Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Las Vegas, Nevada April 10 – 12,
2015. Unsure where. Convention Center? Orleans Arena? Just one of those top
secret things that can only be found out from the Amway cult leaders. World
Wide Destructive Bastards probably still pissed off a couple of us crashed one
of their functions 2 and a half years ago! LOL!
This means another one
of my posts where I find things to do in town instead of attending Spring
Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be more
productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing session but Las
Vegas is a town devoted to entertaining its visitors so there are no shortage
of things to do in this city that never sleeps. The thing that everyone
associates Las Vegas with is gambling. Weddings and drinking come to mind too! Some
people who’ve never been don’t realize there are other things to do. A foreign
concept to Amway IBO’s who probably think there is nothing else to do in this town except attend an Amway function
called Spring Leadership. When you’re an ambot in love with Amway all you can
say is - “what else is there”.
I’d say you got more
chance of making money in a Las Vegas casino that at an Amway function. So
start off there. Pick a hotel any hotel. They’ve all got slots at the very
least.
If you’re on a budget
Las Vegas has a bunch of free and low cost entertainment that are way better
than attending a shitty Amway function like WWDB Spring Leadership 2015.
Long gone are the days
in Las Vegas when casinos were trying to lure in gamblers with all you can eat
buffets under $10. These days the hotels on Las Vegas Boulevard more commonly
known as The Strip, have increased the quality and selection of the food at
their buffets and likewise the price has jumped up. Dinner at an all you can
eat will cost around $20, more if you eat somewhere like at the Bellagio.
Non-buffet restaurants in the hotel/casinos run what you’d pay for a medium
priced meal anywhere else in the country - $10 to $20 entrees, most meals OK
but not usually worth the money. The best bang for your buck is to head
downtown to the older hotels/casinos in the Fremont Street Experience. Here you
will find all you can eat buffets under $10 - barely. You might still find one
of those infamous shrimp cocktails for a buck or two. If you weigh over 350
pounds you can eat for free at the Heart Attack Grill.
Nightlife - Las Vegas
has no shortage of options. Most hotels give you a coupon book when you check
in and you might be lucky to find a 2 for 1 coupon at a show you might actually
like to see. Unfortunately you will not see the twofers to Celine Dion or Elton
John. Not even Donny and Marie! All these acts cost over $100 per person. There
is several booths on the street called Half Price Tickets or maybe its Half
Price Shows I don’t remember exactly which its called and you can ask them what
prices they have for some acts. Usually the good shows you want to see are not
half price but they have a small discount. Don’t confuse them with the time
share salespeople who are as bad as Amway salesmen and are lurking inside
hotels and on the sidewalk wanting to give you free tickets and free meals.
Yeah if you don’t mind sitting through a 3 hour high pressured sales presentation
for a time share condo. Some people don’t mind doing that for the freebies! And
at least they give you freebies for sitting through their sales pitch. Amway ambots
don’t give you piss all for sitting through their bored plans.
Should be interesting having
a flock of Amway salespeople in town looking for new recruits and the only
people who want to talk to them are time share salespeople. Who’s going to win
that round?
The Treasure Island
Hotel has a pirate ship show. I hate to give out wrong times but I think the
first show is at 7pm and it goes every hour and a half until around 11pm. The
times are posted on the sidewalk near the show area. Get there ahead of time
because this place gets PACKED with people crowded all over the sidewalks and
viewing areas. Next door at the Mirage is a volcano that erupts starting (I
think) at 7pm and every hour until midnight. The Bellagio Hotel has a fountain
and light and music show that starts sometime in the afternoon and goes until
midnight every 15 minutes a new musical selection.
Fremont Street
Experience is downtown Las Vegas where some old hotels like the Golden Nugget,
4 Queens, and Fitzgeralds are located and have cheaper prices than hotels on
the Strip. The area was closed off to cars years ago. There is often some kind
of musical act playing on a stage that doesn’t cost anything to watch. At night
there is a light show on the domed roof with a musical accompaniment that you
can’t hear because of the disco sound system blasting out of all the casinos on
Fremont. If you’re not afraid of heights there is a zip line that takes you
from one end to partly down Fremont Street, maybe a block or so ride, costs
around $10 or $15.
Want to see the Hoover
Dam or Grand Canyon? Either rent a car or there are a bunch of bus tours that
take you and will pick up/drop off at your hotel. Starts around $30 depends
what you’re doing and if you choose a tour that includes other attractions or a
buffet lunch somewhere.
Like going on
amusement park rides? Some of the hotels have them or a few of them. Prices
vary from one ride to an all day pass. $20 or $30 maybe less. Still way under
what it costs to get your brain cells sucked out at Amway WWDB Spring
Leadership. Check out Circus Circus, New York New York, and the Stratosphere for
thrill rides.
So there you have it.
Lots of things to do in Las Vegas either for free or on the cheap that won’t
cost you as much as it does to go to WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2015. Not to
mention lots more fun! This is a town built for fun! Don’t wreck it by going to
a fucking stupid Amway convention!
And to make sure I
draw in a few more with key words here’s the list of the other spots Amway is
holding their brainwashing sessions:
Spokane April 17 – 19, 2015
Honolulu April 18 – 19, 2015
Calgary, Canada April 24 – 26, 2015
Minneapolis April 24 – 25, 2015
Denver May 2 – 3, 2015
Fort Lauderdale May 2 – 3, 2015
Kingston, Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015
And a couple more key
words because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have
the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB
Spring Leadership 2014! And one more for the Amway asshole who is
thinking ahead to next year! Yeah I shit you not! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership
2016. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they
have no clue what year it is!
And let me sign off as
I usually do with one of these posts!
Amway WWDB Spring
Leadership sucks!
World Wide Dream
Builders sucks!
All Amway functions suck!
We Wash Distributors Brains. I couldn't imagine having a room in a hotel next to a bunch of Ambots. I once had a hotel room next to a bunch of Deadheads who were following the Grateful Dead who were staying at the same hotel. They kept me awake most of the night but they were nice people, not the least bit arrogant. I would much rather hear the sounds through the wall of acoustic guitars played and the ritual joint being passed around than hear the excited regurgitation of the latest still fresh Amway brainwashing session. High on Amway, now that's ugly.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm sure having a group of Ambots next door would be far worse. The arrogance and cultish behavior. To Ambots, those not in their collective money-losing cult are viewed only two ways... as losers or potential victims.
DeleteAnonymous - I'm with you. I'd rather be in a hotel room next to Deadheads instead of obnoxious Amway Ambots. They'll both keep you up all night but at least one is with music and the other group with brainwashed adoration to their cult leaders.
DeleteI'd rather be in The Hotel California then near those obnoxious Amway shitheads. Any time I see an Ambot I have the urge to start serving curb sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I'd rather be in the Bates Motel than staying in the same place as those obnoxious Amway shitheads! LOL!
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