Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Nasty Amway Shit Jumps Again

Just when I thought I’d seen the last of the Amway shit get out of our house I had a nasty surprise when I was cleaning out a kitchen shelf of items I don’t use too much. Downsizing and wiping down that cupboard doing my spring cleaning.

I move a couple of tins and there they were staring me in the face. Nasty Amway Nutrilite twist tubes. You know the snake oil that you’re supposed to add to Perfect Water and whatevers ailing you will be cured.

I think there’s 3 or 4 flavors and we tried them all. They have a sour kickback taste to them. I don’t mind sour things like pass me the sour patch kids dude. The Amway snake oil twist tubes started off with this sour puss taste that didn’t bother me too much but the more I drank the worse it got, nasty sour like you want to puke. I usually was never able to finish off a Perfect Water spiked with the Amway snake oil. And those twist tubes never did piss all for me but what else do you expect when you buy snake oil with all the promised medical ailments being cured.

I carefully pluck out the snake oil tubes, must have been around ten of them and after all these years of being inside a dark cupboard they looked like they’d been filled by some guy with diarrhea who was holding them up to his ass to fill them. So at least that vision gave me a good laugh. Ambot comes in to see what’s so funny going on in the kitchen and I hold them up and say I found some Amway diarrhea twist tubes. I found it way more funny than he did that their color matched what you’d see after someone’s eaten a box of prunes.

Yup they made a quick one way trip to the garbage can. A good fate for any shitty Amway product.




  1. People should run a personal and financial back-ground check on any Scamway up-line before they spend any money on Scamway. Don't be fooled by their fake "sincerity" or lies about living the dream. Most of them are living a financial night-mare of their own after their pyramid starts to crumble. Anyone who falls for the scam can only blame themselves if they don't do their own due-diligence to hire a PI or run their own background check on these con-artists. Find out if they have any tax liens, see if they really DO own the "mansion" they claim the Scamway lifestyle has "afforded" them. See if they've been sued for fraud - many states have web-sites available to the public to find this information if you can't afford a private investigator. Heck, spend a couple hundred bucks on that instead of buying scam tools, traveling to conferences or buying your PV for the month. It would be money well-spent rather than falling for the scheme that will ruin your life.

    1. Good point. All Ambots out "recruiting" will never say the truth, which is "I'm in the hole with Amway, losing money, and the only hope I have of climbing out of the hole is to try to make a downline who will do the losing of money for me and maybe I'll actually at some point break even. But right now I can only pretend that "business is great!" when in fact no one wants to buy this overpriced SHIT."

      Fake it til you make it. Less than a fraction of 1% ever "make it", so you can be over 99% sure that the Ambot trying to recruit you with excited exclamations of doing great and making money in Amway is LYING to you.

    2. Finding Nutrilite tubes in the dark corner of a cupboard would be like finding a scurrying cockroach.

    3. Anonymous - not sure how much a background check like that costs but it would probably cost more than a couple of hundred bucks. Most people do due diligence when buying a car, a house, or a business so why not with Amway. Other than being love bombed to death so that you'd think these smiling con artists aren't out to rip you off.

    4. Anonymous 2 - yup at some point the Ambot realizes he's got scammed out of his money, is in the hole and the only hope he has is of putting together a downline that he can make money off and try to recover his losses. Even though they realize that for many ambots morals and conscience kicks in and they know they can't scam someone else and put them through the same financial and emotional distress. Its the ones who go ahead and do it anyway that are a bunch of slimeball Amway assholes.

    5. Anonymous 3 - Yup, finding anything Amway in the cupboard is as horrifying as discovering cockroaches in there!

  2. I know an Ambot who lives on these twist tube things! She says, "I don't have time to eat so this is how I get my vitamins and minerals." This makes me convinced that there's an Ambot diet, one where you only eat what you sell. Seriously, Ambot eats nothing but energy bars, energy drinks, Nutrilite vitamin shit, and now, Bodykey weight loss stuff. Oh, she also eats celery because it's cheap.

    1. Anonymous - that's part of the teachings from the Amway cult leaders. You don't need to go out and buy fresh produce because Amway sells a Nutrilite vitamin that's the equivalent of eating fruit and vegetables. You don't need to go to the grocery store to shop when you can buy Amway food bars and Perfectly Useless Water. Its all about the Amway cult leaders diverting the ambot's money to Amway instead of buying foods from better sources that are better to eat and less expensive. Amway is one fucked up cult.


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