Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Amway Ambots Are Facebook Snipers


About 2 months after Facebook became live on the Internet a guy I know sent me a friend request. I didn’t know what Facebook was so I left the email alone for awhile and then one day I finally clicked on the link, accepted the friend request and registered. He sent me a message saying he was happy I’d joined and almost right away a couple other people I knew through him also sent me friend requests. They already had many friends signed up and some of them sent me friend requests too even though I didn’t actually know them I accepted the request. In the beginning I thought it was weird that people who had never met me in person wanted to be my friend. I joined a couple of groups - schools I went to and organizations I was part of - and signed up people I really knew as friends. I even sent friend requests to a few people I didn’t know but were friends of friends. Still seems weird.

 

Facebook was kind of a good thing. I’ve reconnected with people I lost contact with many years ago. I’ve also met some new people through various groups. I’m not huge on Facebook but I check it and post photos and send messages to friends and family. I’m not on there every hour changing my status or seeing what my friends are doing but I’m on a few times a week. I can see why its also known as Lamebook or Crackbook but fortunately I’m not that addicted.

 

Back in the early days of Facebook whenever somebody posted a comment on your friend’s wall that would show up on your news feeds too. Actually get kind of annoying seeing all these comments that people you don’t know have written on other people’s walls and on and on it’d go. It hasn’t been like that in years.

 

There’s a woman who I’ve never met but we’re both members of the same online group and have friends in common so we became Facebook friends but we don’t interact all that much. One day I noticed some man had posted a comment to her wall because it showed up in my news feed. The fellow’s photo showed him dressed in a suit and he’d written a message to the effect of thank you for accepting my friend request and I look forward to networking with you in the future.

 

I thought that was a little weird for someone to say. When you get a new friend on Facebook you write a little hello message and maybe compliment their photos. But looking forward to networking with someone? Screams Amway all over it.

 

Ambot didn’t sign on to Facebook until after he joined Amway. The sack of shit Platinum would bring it up mostly when he was talking about the name list all IBO’s have to make of people they know. He said if you have 800 900 1000 friends on Facebook you can prospect them all as potential IBO’s or customers.

 

That seems creepy to me. I’d say if you have more than a couple of hundred friends on Facebook you probably don’t know all of them personally. Using Facebook to snipe friends for the sole purpose of being Amway prospects just seems screwy to me.

 

But Ambot decides the Platinum might actually know something and spends all his free time and there’s not much of that when you’re involved in Amway looking to snipe new friends he can prospect into the Amway cult. He goes nutso signing up “friends” and Facebook suspended his account. I believe there is a maximum amount of “friends” you’re allowed to sign up daily and he exceeded it. He was getting warning messages from Facebook saying he was approaching his daily limit of friends and that he would get blocked if he didn’t stop. And then his account got suspended! Ha! Did it not occur to Ambot that Facebook puts limits in effect to stop people from spamming or signing up “friends” for business purposes - like potential Amway prospects! Like Ambot is the first person involved in an MLM who thought about using Facebook to prospect for recruits!

 

Its also possible that some of these unknown friends were complaining to Facebook or maybe after a person gets enough declines on friend requests that Facebook suspends them.

 

For all the effort Ambot put into signing up unknown people as Crackbook friends and I’d have to say he got a couple of hundred he never got a single one of them to an Amway meeting or purchase any products.

 

That would be over 99% failure rate recruiting Amway prospects on Facebook. Get used to it. Amway has over 99% failure rate in making money at their scam too.

 

 

 

13 comments:

  1. It's also funny, yet nauseating to see Ambots on FB post their little "dream-dropping" lines on FB and showboat their "unique" Scamway products in attempts to lure in new customers or Ambots. I have some relatives in Scamway and just want to puke at all their lies, scams, posts regarding Scamway. It's a long saga but anyone who's been through it or is in it knows what I'm talking about. I usually just scroll on by.....

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    1. Anonymous - isn't there some way you can control other people's messages so you don't see them? Nothing an Amway Ambot has to say is of any interest to people not inside the Amway cult.

      Yes I sure wanted to puke at all the lies and scams that I heard from the assholes in our Amway upline. And then horror of horrors repeated by my own Ambot, not sure if he actually believed those bullshitting bastards or just duplicating them.

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    2. I have set filters to not see much of their newsfeed but do go check on them occasionally; it's really sad and desperate - how they're "programmed" to promote Scamway crap. Ambots are just Scamways "glorified" customers. Business owner? OMG, what a joke. A business owner marches to the beat of their own drummer - not the fucking up-lines. I can't believe how gullible and naive they are. FBook should ban Ambots lame postings or make them pay commercial rates for their posts. That would stop the Ambot posts.

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    3. Anonymous - people in Amway are desparate. They're losting fistfuls of money and they only way they can recover some of their costs is by selling some of the overpriced Amway shit they had to stockpile to please their Amway cult leaders or sign up another sucker to buy Amway products so they can make a few pennies commission. Ambots will never recover their losses, they just got to figure out when to cut their losses. And up IBO's are not business owners. They are customers of a very expensive buying club that they have to pay an annual fee to be part of.

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  2. Anna,

    You should know that infiltrating Volunteering organizations is seen as a great way to propagate this Amway BS. Please write snippet on what I think is as loathsome a "business" practice as hanging out in hospital waiting rooms watching for people that may have been brain injured.

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    1. Anonymous - I don't have any experience with that but maybe someone will show up here one day to tell their story. I do know of distraught family members who've left comments here that Ambots had the nerve to prospect at funerals. That's the type of despicable disrespectful Amway assholes that we've come to know the antics of. I'm sure they prey on those who've been brain injured no different than the prey on patients with terminal illness with their promises that Amway's snake oil will cure them.

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  3. Student Ambots are selling stuff on my university's facebook page. Like their energy drink shit. Fortunately, I didn't notice other students buying it, so hopefully no more students are falling for the scam.

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    1. Anonymous - students are prime targets for Scamway. Mostly cause they haven't heard the A word before and the bad reputation. Also young people tend to drink energy drinks so they get suckered into thinking that XS cat piss water is the holy grail.

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  4. You know, Married to an Ambot would be an awesome Facebook page. I would totally "like" it.

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    1. LOL! We talked about that a few years ago and even started to set up a page. The problem is not too many of us bananas are motivated to keep up with it. We've also talked about doing a live chat room some night, say the Amway witching hour when the 8pm warriors are worshipping the Great Amway God.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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