Thursday, June 4, 2015

How Many Amway Ambots Try Hard Enough?

“You didn’t try hard enough!” Is the battle cry of brainwashed ambots.


I’ve heard it lots of times. At Amway meetings and on this blog whenever some brainwashed ambot who has been religiously studying at Amspeak College shows up to accuse me of quitting Amway because I wasn’t trying hard enough.


However not one single ambot who I know personally or who enjoys reading and commenting on what they perceive to be “negative” blogs like this one has ever once defined the criteria of what is “trying hard enough”. Or for that matter what “not trying hard enough” is either.


Ambot wanted to succeed at this Amway business, even though the odds with a 99% failure rate were stacked against him that he wouldn't. More than the promised financial freedom with the gazillions of dollars in residual income that would magically show up each month in our bank account, success in Amway would mean basking in the bliss from the Amway cult leaders that he adored so much.


All over the Internet are blogs and forums from former Amway IBO’s who say pretty much the same thing. They worked hard, put a lot of hours and effort into building an Amway business, and despite doing everything their cult leaders told them to do and being CORE it didn’t work out.


Ambot worked hard and put in plenty of effort to build an Amway business. He spent hours glued to the computer taking the Amway university program and studying the Amway literature and product magazines. He memorized everything and could answer questions about the Amway board plan or Amway products and knew as much or more than his upline. He spent hours listening to recordings of a bunch of fucked up Amway cult leaders gloating about their riches. Ambot read the books that the assholes in his Amway upline pressured him to buy. He spent countless hours each week hounding prospects to come to meetings. He went to every Amway meeting, rally, seminar, and major function. All those meetings ate up at least 50 hours a month and if a major function out of state for the weekend was in there, easily over 100 hours a month attending Amway meetings including travelling to them.


Let’s not forget the hours each week he spent talking on the phone and dealing with the endless text messages from the fucking upline Amway assholes.


Ambot easily doubled, if not tripled, Amway’s estimate of 10 to 15 hours per week once all the meetings, listening to tapes, and studying Amway shit is added up. Ambot put in plenty of time and effort and worked hard at trying to build an Amway “business” and still those fucking assholes in his Amway upline bitched and accused him of not working hard enough. Amway is a blame the victim scam and ambot was brainwashed to believe he wasn’t succeeding at the Amway “business” was because he wasn’t trying hard enough.


Let’s see. Someone investing at least 100 hours a month into any project is trying pretty hard. They are on a mission and determined to succeed and accomplish their goal even when the odds are stacked against them, like Amway’s success rate of a fraction of less than 1%.


What kind of motivation techniques is the upline using bitching at the downline and accusing them of not trying hard enough? This is clearly more than the assholes in our Amway upline because so many former IBO’s have the same story that their upline said the exact same thing. And clearly is still being taught today judging by comments left on this blog by angry brainwashed ambots: “You didn’t try hard enough!”


Yeah? Well fuck you!




  1. Like any "blame the victim" scam, they use the generic "You didn't try hard enough" or "You didn't put enough work into it" or "You didn't do it right". And, like you said, never do they actually define what is working hard enough or trying hard enough or doing it right. Because the truth is, no matter how many hours are put it, no matter how you follow their instructions to a "T", it's a losing "opportunity" from the beginning because it's all about recruiting others into a pyramid scam. The products are only for self-consumption because so few people outside of the cult are willing to pay those ridiculous prices for generic stuff. Plus one has to have zero morals and conscience because the only way to even remotely succeed is to lie and deceive and scam others to join and fall into the same pit of debt you yourself are in.

    1. Anonymous - in a system designed for failure with a 99%+ failure rate there were only be a few breakouts. No matter how hard a person tries when the odds are stacked against them the writing is on the wall. Not to mention the guilt factor at pulling in others to certain debt, the lies, etc. Only people with no morals and conscience need apply to Scamway.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.