Our sack of shit Platinum was always holding it over our heads that he held the secret to becoming successful in Amway even though after 10 or 15 years or however long he was in he still had failed to move on to the hallowed ground of Emerald or Diamond before Amway fired him. He’s got to start all over with Monavie but he brought over a lot of his former Amway downline to give him a head start to hitting those goals with his new pyramid scheme.
But whatever - it was something the sack of shit gloatingly held over our heads. He held the secret and wouldn’t we want to be in his good books and become a member of the Amway secret knowledge club that he was an esteemed member of and learn from him.
Gag! Puke! Fuck you you sack of shit Platinum. The only knowledge I want from you is how we can quit and get back the time and money we wasted on Amway.
So what secrets do Amway and their brainwashed ambots hold? Actually that’s too broad a question. Amway the company has all kinds of secrets like how much they’re paying ambots in commission each month and breaking it down into a table so prospects can fully understand the business they’re getting into and potential profits they can expect to receive. And how much money they must spend each month on Amway related products and activities. Also how many Amway products are sold to people who are not registered IBO’s, in other words how likely it is to find customers who are not ambots and who want to buy overpriced shitty products. How many Diamonds there are. How much does each Amway product cost to produce and what is the mark up that ambots get dinged with. Those kind of things.
I’ll leave Amway the company out of this discussion. This is all about trashing the assholes in my Amway upline. If I have to trash Amway in the process so be it but not my primary objective.
So what secrets do our Amway upline hold. Part of the secret knowledge club means knowing how to scam and brainwash others. From what I’ve observed here are some characteristics some of the people in our upline held. Fucking assholes like our sponsor and his sponsor didn’t have these traits. The scary thing is some of these traits are not really all that bad. The difference is the people who like everyone they meet and get along well with others who have no ulterior motive in mind other than being a good friend or a good salesperson as opposed to Amway scammers who are only out to rip off others.
- Likeable, personable, ability to relate well with just about everyone.
- Have an answer for everything.
- Offers expensive coaching, mentoring sessions.
- Calmly deal with unhappy customers, downline.
- Able to bullshit their way out of any sticky situation.
- Good speaker, good rapport with an audience.
- Ability to put people at ease.
- Good at selling: Amway products, business plan, tickets to functions, etc.
Being a member of Amway’s secret knowledge club is learning how to use your powers for evil instead of good.