I read an article about what to buy and
what to avoid at Walmart.
Putting the same theory to the test a
similar article could be written about Amway except in the what to
avoid column for Amway – EVERYTHING!!!!!
Walmart Winners:
Walmart
3 ply toilet paper – costs $5.97 for 12 rolls.
Compared
to Amway - Here’s the good news – I don’t think Amway sells
their prestige premium toilet paper anymore. Their website shows its
no longer available but as I recall the cost was around $60 to $80.
Yeah only brainwashed Amway ambots would shell out that kind of
money so all the assholes in their Amway upline can split the
profits on that hugely overpriced shitty Amway toilet paper.
Here
are some reviewers comments on Amway’s prestige toilet paper.
Here’s
a review by “sore buns” I wish I could get my
money back it is the worst toilet paper I have ever bought.
Another
reviewer says : lacks softness and gentleness,
must use more to get the job done
Walmart
paper towels – 6 rolls for $6.84.
Ooop-------
prestige paper towels is another Amway product that’s gone into
the shitter. Website says No longer available. Probably priced too
high is my guess like all the other shitty overpriced Amway
products. And probably similar to the reviews above – the worst
paper towels ever and must use more to get the job done.
Walmart
SPF 50 Sunscreen - $9 for 16 oz bottle
If
you check out Amway’s website you’ll see a bunch of Peter Island
brand sunscreens that are no longer available, price unknown but I’m
sure you’ll see the pattern – Amway only sells overpriced shitty
products. But one thing that’s still available is a 50spf face
sunscreen for – Yikes hold on to your hats!!!! – $60 for one
ounce!!!! Holy fuck!!!!!! Amway = RIP OFF!!!!
Lets
just pass over the BBQ grill and air conditioner. I don’t know if
Amway sells these items and even though Walmart does I probably
wouldn’t buy them there either anyway. As for the vacuum, food
processor, toaster – yeah I’d buy those from Walmart but I don’t
know if Amway sells these items and if they did they’d cost an arm
and a leg and I wouldn’t buy them from Scamway anyway.
Walmart
Laundry Soap - $8.97 for 100 oz.
Amway’s
similar laundry product is just over 100 oz and costs over $40! But
that’s typical of how Amway’s products are priced – 3 to 4
times more than what costs in the stores so there’s enough profit
margin for all the assholes in the Amway upline to get a piece of
the commission.
So
there you have it – to get good value and a better product shop
Walmart instead of Amway.
Not to mention you get your product NOW
instead of waiting a week for Amway’s shit to show up on your
doorstep not to mention the added cost of shipping fees. Yeah when
I’m out of toilet paper NOW I am getting in my car and driving to
the store to buy some not doing the Amway ambot thing and ordering
online and using my hands as toilet paper for the next week.
Amway
ambots are so fucking gross that way!!!!
Walmart’s
slogan: Save Money Live Better
Amway’s
slogan: Lose Money Live Worse
Amway toilet paper?!!! OMG I thought you were kidding. Why would anybody pay extra to wait for any shitty Amway product but especially shitty Amway toilet paper. Like is it concentrated or anything? Maybe I could see using it if it had the Amway company logo on every piece or something, On the same subject I wonder if they offer the dedicated Ambot a shitty product similar to "Preparation H". They'd have to wait for it and pay three times the price but boy, it would be worth it because they could then be perfect assholes.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - the toilet paper might not be available now but it was when we were in Scamway. The Amway cult leaders very generously told us we didn't have to buy it until we "went big" because it was so expensive so even the Scambots recognized there was no deal there! Just another shitty overpriced Amway product. LOL! Only people in Amway would call themselves perfect assholes! LOL!
DeleteScamway butt-wipe? It's for the uplines that think their shit doesn't stink. As for those ass-wipes that con the young, the vulnerable, the lost looking to get rich quick, they would be better off flushing money down the toilet than buying Scamway crap products. Scamway is nothing but heartache, scams, brainwashing of vulnerable fools.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I think every Amway Ambot out there is under the false impression their shit don't stink! LOL! Yup save money and flush your money down the toilet instead of giving it to the Amway cult leaders.
DeleteI would love to see an Ambot on The Price is Right. That would be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if they're playing the grocery game. They'd have no clue! Price too high! Cue the trombones!
DeleteThe local LTD group of the Amway cult in South Carolina tries way to hard to push the Amway crap on newcomers.
ReplyDeleteThem and every other Amway cult sect out there!
DeleteThey have to push it on the Ambots themselves. The products are HORRIBLY overpriced and generic (despite what the upline snake oil salespeople make up to explain the high cost) so finding REAL customers is near to impossible.
DeleteAnonymous - only about 3% of Amway's sales are to people who are not Ambots and those were likely pity sales to friends and family who just wanted to get the fucker off their back. Ambots are brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders to buy these shitty overpriced products. The rest of the world figures out real quick that Amway's products are substandard or generic at best when compared to similar products that can be bought at the stores and cost 3 or 4 times as much. People don't like getting ripped off. Stay away from Amway!
DeleteSorry your number is way out . I wasn't with amway when they sell toilet paper for 60 dollars. But claim that only 3% of amway sells to real customer? At least 95% if my customer are just customer . They just buy some product and has no interesting getting into amway business.
DeleteAnonymous - the number that Amway reported on the Annual General Report is "way out"? Have you reported your proof to the police? A former Diamond scanned and uploaded Amway's annual report to the Internet. This information is given to various Amway bigwigs and because they're not a public company they are not required to make their annual general report public. The sales figure that Amway published for sales to people who are not signed up as IBO's is less than 4%. I don't remember the exact number it was 3 point something. If you have evidence to indicate that Amway is fudging their annual general report, take your proof to the cops. If I was Amway and fudging the report I'd make the number of sales to customers who are not IBO's a lot higher than 3 or 4% but I guess Amway doesn't want to end up charged with falsifying information. They leave that for their Amway IBO's to do! LOL!
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