That’s right. I’m not good enough to
be in Amway.
1.
I’m not good enough
at lying to people.
2.
I’m not good enough
at sneering at people who refuse to join Amway
3.
I’m not good enough
at putting down people who have jobs.
4.
I’m not good enough
at telling people they’re losers.
5.
I’m not good enough
at telling people if they don’t succeed its because they didn’t try hard
enough.
6.
I’m not good enough
at brainwashing people.
7.
I’m not good enough
at selling Amway’s average products and convincing others their high price
reflects an imaginary high quality.
8.
I’m not good enough
to convince people Amway tools are optional.
9.
I’m not good enough
at pretending this wonderful business opportunity has nothing to do with Amway.
10.
I’m not good enough
at pretending business is going great.
11.
I’m not good enough
at tricking prospects to come to Amway meetings.
12.
I’m not good enough
at pretending Amway is an ethical business.
13.
I’m not good enough
at dropping all people out of my life who have nothing to do with Amway.
14.
I’m not good enough
to figure out who are all the Amway millionaires that don’t have to work
because they have residual income coming in for the rest of their lives.
15.
I’m not good enough
at scamming people to join a business with less than a 1% chance of success.
16.
I’m not good enough
to be dishonest.
17.
I’m not good enough
at pretending the truth is really a negative.
18.
I’m not good enough
at pretending Amway food bars taste better than shit.
19.
I’m not good enough
at pretending XS Energy Drinks taste better than cat piss.
20.
I’m not good enough
at believing I’m actually making lots of money in my Amway business.
21.
I’m not good enough
to choose to go into debt to pay homage to the Amway gods.
22.
I’m not good enough
to pretend the devastation Amway has brought isn’t affecting my life.
23.
I’m not good enough
at putting people down and telling them they’re quitters and will be broke for
the rest of their lives.
24.
I’m not good enough
lying about how Amway only takes 10 to 15 hours a week.
25.
I’m not good enough
telling people they will save money buying from their own Amway store.
26.
I’m not good enough
telling people that everything to do with the Amway business is tax deductible.
27.
I’m not good enough
at scamming people.
28.
I am not good enough
to be in Amway because I have a conscience.
29.
I am not good enough
at unnaturally worshipping my upline.
30.
I’m not good enough
to believe everything my upline says is the truth.
31.
I am not good enough
to pretend I’m a Stepford Wife.
32.
I am not good enough
at putting up with bullshit from male chauvinist pigs in the upline.
33.
I’m not good enough
to stay up all night listening to a liar when I’d rather be home.
34.
I am not good enough
to be in Amway because I have morals.
35.
I'm not good enough to be in Amway because I understand
mathematics.
36.
I’m not good enough
to become a brainwashed ambot zombie.
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4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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