Monday, December 7, 2015

Another Way To Lose Money In Amway - Selling Amway Products For Christmas

This is a ghost from years gone past….. A Christmas ghost!

No scratch that. Make that this is a post from years gone past but seeing as how Christmas is creeping closer and Amway is just creepy I’m bringing it out for any new readers who might not have seen this. This was just another way to waste a perfectly good Saturday doing Amway shit not to mention losing money too. But then that’s what Amway’s all about. Losing time and money.

Our upline booked a community hall and turned it into Amway Christmas shopping central and all IBO’s were told to invite friends and family to attend and purchase Amway products as Christmas presents.

Most of the products out on display were the edibles - nasty food bars, disgusting XS energy drinks, vitamins, Perfect Water. You know - the type of stuff every kid wants to find under the Christmas tree.

Each IBO had to pay $10 towards the rental of the community hall. There were about 40 IBO’s at this event. You guessed it. The IBO’s outnumbered the shoppers.

The old community hall is on a fairly quiet street about 2 blocks from a busier street. There was a sign on the door advertising to come in for Christmas shopping. Perhaps they would have got more buyers if they’d gone a couple of blocks away and put a sign on the corner of the more travelled road. Or maybe not. First Saturday in December is the biggest shopping day of the year at the malls. Let’s weigh this out. Mall with lots of shops. Lots of variety. Good selection of products. Decently priced. Compare to Amway shopping central at a small mice-infested community hall. Overpriced products. Limited selection.

Five friends of ours showed up. The IBO’s pounced on them thinking they’d get some good sales. One of our friends actually purchased a few products. The pity purchaser who only bought the items to help out Ambot. Decent sale too over $100. I don’t recall the actual amount. May have been closer to $200.

Now here’s the crazy part. Our friend was the only person who purchased anything that day. Out of all the IBO’s there Ambot had the only sale. At the meeting at the end of the day when we were packing up the Platinum berated the group on the lack of sales. Now here’s where you’d think the pompous sack of shit would have some kind words for Ambot because his friend made purchases. Nope. He tore into Ambot saying he had five friends show up and only one of them bought something. I mean really laid into him about how those weren’t real friends because they didn’t support his business and about his general lack of success even though he was the only IBO who made a sale that day. After the verbal lashing ended, like the good cult leader he is, he assured Ambot that they still loved him and they would always be his only true friends unlike the phoney friends who don’t support his business.

Despite all those proclaims of never-ending love and friendship, when Ambot stopped going to Amway meetings and buying products those phonies cut off their love and friendship. Boo hoo. I can’t tell you how much it breaks my heart that those fucking Amway liars don’t want anything to do with us anymore.


  1. Let me get this straight -- that sack-of-shit Platinum attacked your husband because people declined to buy enough Amway products?

    How stupid can these Platinum assholes be? No one is compelled to buy ANYTHING! Buyers make the choice to buy -- sellers have to wait for that to happen.

    That stupid Platinum seems to think that if you have friends, they are expected to make pity purchases to help you. That's a sure sign of a totally fake business, which is just what Amway is and always has been.

    My own opinion is that this stupid, arrogant Platinum deeply disliked your husband, and was secretly infuriated that he alone had made a sale at this total flop of a Christmas Sale event. Your husband was successful; everybody else (including this pompous Platinum) had failed. So to express his fury, this piece-of-shit Platinum went after your husband, publicly berating him and humiliating him for no valid reason.

    Right then and there, you and your husband should have flung the Amway products into this Platinum scumbag's face, and told him to take his fucking Amway business and shove it up his stinking Platinum asshole.

    When more IBOs start doing that, maybe -- just MAYBE -- upline will begin to learn how to act like human beings instead of greed-driven Amway robots.

    Christmas message to all Amway IBOs -- your Platinum is a piece of shit, and if you are a free-born American citizen you don't need to take any crap from him.

    1. Anonymous - our sack of shit Platinum is no different than any cult leader. To get the followers to dedicate their full obedience a cult leader deals out punishment and love. It's a sick cycle.

      In addition to bitching out my husband for the lack of sales - like anyone really wants to buy shitty overpriced Amway products - you can be certain if I wasn't in the room the sack of shit would be bitching that Ambot's lack of success has to do with a negative unsupportive dreamstealing unchristian wife.

      I'm sure you're right and the sack of shit Platinum didn't like us at all no matter how much he proclaimed his love. Here we all people who've owned a house for many years and operating a legitimate business for many years that actually makes money. We drive nice cars not Ambot shitmobiles. These are things that Ambots want and were outraged that our success had nothing to do with Amway and there were people in Amway longer than us who didn't have these things so by default of when we signed up for Amway we hadn't earned the privilege to own a house, cars, a business, etc. and we should sell these things and downgrade to be renters whose only business venture is Amway and to drive a shitmobile that breaks down all the time.

      Yeah I was ready to fling Amway products at that sack of shit Platinum and tell him to shove it up his ass. But then I was ready to do that everytime I saw that vicious bastard.

      And that's a perfect Christmas message to all Amway cult followers!

    2. The one comment from anonymous reminds me of when I got briefly sucked into a different MLM scam one time. Different MLM but PRECISELY the same thing as the mother of all MLM scams which is Amway. We used to talk to the Amway people because they had their meetings in the same hotel as us. Anyway, the first meeting I went to was with a friend of mine and the arrogant piece of shit giving the presentation was insulting the audience for working the J. O. B. At that point my friend called the POS on it by saying to me deliberately loud enough for just about the whole room to hear him: "Insulting, isn't he?" Now this particular friend is tough as a can of nails in a number of ways, including being a brawler you don't want to get into a fight with. In an instant the confidence/arrogance drained out of POS and he showed a look of fear. He made some appeasing comment to my friend and didn't look our way the rest of the evening. I just think these assholes are so used to manipulating and insulting and bullying their cult member sheep that when somebody calls them on it they have no defense other than more of the same every day bullshit which is what Amway is all about in the first place. And as for Amway Christmas presents I can't imagine anything worse. So for this particular Amway Platinum Turd a big FUCK YOU! from me personally. There, I feel better already.

    3. Hi Ray. People in Amway are insulting. Its like a J.O.B. requirement. Not to mention arrogant as you noticed at your meeting. Our sack of shit Platinum was a nasty arrogant bastard. It sounds like they all are! No matter how many years ago. Nothing ever changes in Amway. LOL! And yup I figured out that people in Amway especially if they're upline are all a bunch of bullies. And like most bullies they're cowards when they get challenged. That's the thing about this blog, it feels so good to curse out those fucking Amway assholes doesn't it!

  2. What is really annoying about having an Scambot in the family is when you go to a lot of time, thought, and care into choosing, wrapping, giving a nice give to them for Christmas. Then, every damn year from the Ambot, you get Amway stuff from them as "their gift" to you. So it's really insulting to know they didn't put much thought or care into their gift-giving but by-God, they were going to up their end of year PV by giving anything Amway for Christmas gifts. Don't get me wrong, sometimes the gifts were OK - but it's insulting to know they were just more interested in either promoting their Amway garbage or upping their PV. Who insists on gift-giving that earns them a commission or improves their "Amway" standings for their family members Christmas? A selfish brainwashed Scamway family member.

    1. Anonymous - its as annoying as hell having an Ambot and doing the Christmas gift thing. Most people put some thought into what a person wants for Christmas whether its socks, candies, or electronics. Not to mention research whether online or checking out different stores. Then the Ambot bought something on Amway's catalogue like toothpaste or XS cat piss drinks just so they could get the old PV up there. And yes all Ambots are selfish. That's part of belonging to the Cult of Greed.

  3. I think Platinums believe that if you're in Amway, it's like being in the army: you lose all your rights, and you have to take orders. That's why they assume that they can act like drill sergeants on Parris Island.

    1. Anonymous - being in the Amway cult is worse than in the army. At least the army pays its soldiers. Ambot warriors have to pay Amway or the assholes in their upline. And Ambots have to ask permission from the upline assholes for everything. Amway is just fucking creepy.


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