Monday, January 4, 2016

Amway Asshole of the Week, Simba



It’s like hello let’s do another Amway asshole of the week post and I have one here courtesy of a fucking Amway asshole called Simba:

Anna banana, what's your real name then? Can not ask for other peoples names while you hide behind a banana. Honestly, if your parents were successful in amway and were home to raise you, there to travel with you and they had amazing people in their lives who cared about helping our society become debt free, help third world countries, helping to rebuild marriages, to have free time to write books, get involved in life passions and also, do buy you the things you needed. Would you then be thankful amway exists? Also, memories don't have a price, overcoming traumas and turning to forgiveness doesn't have a price, even choosing to help someone doesn't have a price, it's just time. I'd rather see people invest time into becoming better people in general then letting our children learn that hours on a computer is the same as quality time being face to face and talking, and thinking that's ok.


My response went to the effect of calling him a fucking Amway liar. Around here its just fine if people comment as Anonymous. Never once have I demanded anyone use their real name but fucking Amway assholes will lie about EVERYTHING. Really think about it. Do I come off as the type of person who really gives a shit if someone posts a comment using their real name or Anonymous. I give a shit about that? Wrong. I stand on the I don’t give a shit side of the fence. It’s only fucking Amway assholes that demand other people do what they want them to do and demand answers to their questions. People in Amway are a bunch of fucking demanding control freaks. But when you turn the tables and demand an Amway Ambot provide you with information such as a profit and loss statement or tax returns that detail Amway earnings the Amway Ambot fuckers refuse. Are they like me and just don’t give a shit? Or they can’t provide financials because that’ll show they’ve been lying about their Amway income.

And fortunately my parents were NOT Amway losers! But other kids were less fortunate.

Obviously this fucker Simba has never read any of the comments from children of Ambots who complain about Amway and how their parents were never home for them always running off to Amway meetings. There was never extra money to buy toys if going to another kid’s birthday party. There was never extra money to buy them necessities or even cool clothes like other kids wear. Children of Ambots never traveled. All their friends went on cool vacations and they got stuck “traveling” to whatever city the Amway function was being held in, left alone in a hotel room, and told to entertain themselves by watching TV. Got to laugh at the children of Ambots who said fuck that and went out to explore the city by themselves. Not a smart plan for a kid but it beats being abandoned by their Ambot parents. Children of Ambots show up here and let the world know that Amway destroyed their family life. So fuck you Simba and your fucked up view of the lifestyle of Ambot children. The real stories children who have parents who are fucking Amway losers are getting told on the Internet.

Being debt free? Fuck that shit Simba. Amway Ambots spend hundreds of dollars a month in buying Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam. Most don’t have that kind of extra money kicking around so they charge up the credit card and 5 months later they’re at their $10,000 limit and struggling to pay the minimum $200 payment. And what do they have to show for those thousands of dollars? Maybe a garage full of shitty overpriced Amway products they were bullied into buying so some fucker further up the Amway upline could meet that month’s goals. And they’ll never unload that shit. And it’ll take a long time to pay off that debt cause credit cards have 20% interest rate especially for younger people who haven’t established a good credit history. And how much money did the Ambot make from Amway’s commissions to put toward that debt? $10/month. Yeah that’ll make a big dent in the $10,000 sitting on the credit card.

Help 3rd world countries and help rebuild marriages? LOL! Bullshit! Simba’s another fucking Amway liar spouting out bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about destroying marriages with the added strain of financial distress and dealing with a cult. If Ambots were really helping 3rd world countries Amway’s media machine would be blowing this out their asses to try to create better publicity for their scam company.

As for all that free time – LOL! Amway takes up as much of your free time as it can suck out of you. Easily 100 hours a month. And if the Ambot is already working a 40 hour work week all that Amway time suck doesn’t leave the ambot much time to do anything else that month including sleep. What did those fucking Amway cult leaders say at every Scamway meeting. You can sleep when you’re dead.

Simba is just another troublemaking fucking Amway asshole crawling out of the sewer to bitch at all who don’t support Amway the cult of greed. Fuck you Simba.


20 comments:

  1. Interesting Ambot comments, talking about people hiding behind a pseudonym, coming from someone who calls himself Simba. LOL. And "parents who travel with you"? Would that be going with the Ambot parent who nurses along the Ambot junkmobile with baling wire, bubble gum and prayers to the Amway Cult God to the fleabag hotel parking lot in whatever town the brainwashing Amway cult function is being held, or staying behind with the non Ambot parent in the home
    and hoping the sheriffs deputies don't come today with the eviction papers because your Ambot parent is six months behind on rent or mortgage payments to pay for the closets full of useless Amway shit?
    Or having amazing people in their lives like the Ambot upline assholes who berate you for paying your bills when you could be buying more overpriced useless Amway shit with your money instead. And of course help third world countries by ripping their people off because the people in your own country have become wise to your dishonest ways as well as having free time to write books after going to every cult function on top of working 40 hours a week at your job that supports your Amway habit.
    Oh yes, to buy you the things you needed, like Amway XS cat piss water and soap and such. And turning to forgiveness, of your own poor downline suckers after they have forked over their last dollar to you, until they cash their next paycheck from their job. And becoming better people, by being an Amway asshole.
    And last but not least, quality time being face to face and talking, in the local Borders book store or McDonalds, trolling the crowd looking for someone who looks like they might be dumb enough to listen to this pitch about this "this thing you do for extra money".

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    1. Ray - and Simba was actually a Google log in name. Not that I was interested enough to click on the profile cause I knew I'd read a bunch of Amspeak bullshit but whatever. No big deal. It's the message these Amway asshole have where they lie and bullshit that is more interesting than whatever name they choose.

      Yeah very true living an Amway Ambot life in fear that eviction is nearby because they took the advice of the assholes in their Amway upline to skip the mortgage or rent and use the money instead to buy more shitty overpriced Amway products or attend a Scamway function or otherwise tithe the Great Amway God.

      Yup I'm sure you've described Simba's life to a T. No matter how much he'll try to convince you that "business is going great".

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  2. One way to spot an ambot child is kind of grammar they use.

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    1. That's one way to spot an Amway employee for sure!

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  5. I remembered when an upline tried to prospect me, he talked some marketing literature about "eliminating" middle men.

    So I asked the upline: Wait, are you creating middle men since you are recruiting?

    Upline: No, I am a business owner (IBO)

    Me: So, why do you talk about recruiting people when at the same breath, you talked about eliminating middle men? You are creating middle men.

    Upline: (showing evasive mannerism) You will not understand until you sign up.

    Me: Nah! Why do I even bother?!

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    1. lol Yes, Ambot doublespeak. They'll say anything to reel in a new victim. Obviously if he recruits you to come on board and then go out and recruit others, that will be lots of "middle men" between him and the user of the product.

      But, of course, that is just the thing. Those they recruit to join the "business" are, in fact, the CUSTOMERS, not "business owners". Since they end up being the ones buying the products, because those not involved in the cult don't want to pay ridiculous prices for generic products.

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    2. Anonymous - yeah we heard that bullshit at Amway cult meetings too that it was all about cutting out the middleman. Well what do they think Ambots are? The Middleman! They're commissioned sales. If Amway was so wonderful they wouldn't need Ambot middlemen and customers could come directly to their website to buy their overpriced shitty products. But seeing as how Amway sells overpriced shit they'd never get any customers so that's why the whole bullshit IBO came to be the middleman.

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    3. And yes 2nd Anonymous - the Ambot IBO middlemen are customers. They're shitty commissioned salespeople at the same time. Less than 5% of Amway's sales are to people who are not IBO's so that why Amway needs these middlemen. I'm sure we had a post about that somewhere around here. Amway Middlemen. Or maybe it was just a dream. Scratch that. Nightmare.

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  6. IBOFB would be a perpetual winner of this award. LOL

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    1. Joecool - LOL! More like the perpetual winner of Amway asshole of the DAY - everyday!

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  7. Just look at the way this guy "Simba" talks. He barely mentions making money or running a successful business. All he can gas on about is "forgiveness," and "overcoming trauma," and "becoming better people," and "rebuilding marriages," and similar bullshit. What is this guy -- a fucking social worker?

    A business is a BUSINESS, Simba! It's about making enough money to pay your bills and live a life! Are you too damned dense to understand that Amway isn't going to give you that?

    Well, maybe you're happy just spouting social-worker platitudes while you make around $100 dollars a month.

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    1. Anonymous - exactly! He's coming across like he's a social worker or the do-good fairy.

      And that's the thing about Amway meetings. They tried to distract the ambots from thinking about all the money they're losing by spouting off bullshit that even if you don't make money you'll be a better person or a nicer person or some dumb fuck similar saying. And yeah how do you pay your bills if you're a nice person with no income? People start a business to make money not for any philosophical pursuits.

      And I doubt he's making anywhere close to $100/month. He'd be in like the top quarter of 1% off IBO's if he was making big bucks in Amway like that.

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  8. The Amway E Spring filter is so expensive that I am gobsmacked when my mum spends my dad's money on it, in New Zealand it costs $328 just for the E Spring filter, $328 in New Zealand can get you 4 weeks worth of food

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    1. Hi Mr_Alex - gobsmacked!? Now there's a word I don't hear everyday! Yeah $328 would buy a month's worth of groceries here too. But if you're in Amway the upline would chastise you and say that same $328 is worth about 100PV in Amway products so buy them instead and that way you qualify for commission from Amway - $10. Now that'll put a lot of groceries on the table. Sorry to hear about your mum. And it seems to be a bit of an unsettling recent trend about women instead of men who are the Ambots.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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