Monday, February 8, 2016

Amway Ambots Over The Top Obsession With Lazy

I get the usual bullshit Amspeak from Amway ambots who show up here and feel inclined to leave a comment: quitter, loser, negative, dreamstealer, unchristian, lazy, didn’t try hard enough, etc, etc, etc!!!!!!

Today’s post is about Amway ambots and their over the top freaking out paranoia over lazy.

According to ambots that description belongs to people who quit Amway. Lazy.

Typical judgemental ambots parroting whatever the assholes in their Amway upline say.

Pointing fingers. And them fingers are pointing the wrong way you lazy ambots. You really think you’re going to become millionaires in 2 to 5 years working 10 to 15 hours a week even though your upline will deny deny deny deny deny deny that Amway is a get rich quick scheme. Making $100,000 in 3 months, 6 months, a year whatever time period the assholes in the Amway upline quote is pretty quick to most people. Amway is a get rich quick scheme for lazy ambots.

Or more accurately Amway is a get poor quickly scheme whether or not you’re lazy doesn’t matter, the odds are already stacked against you at 99%+ failure rate.

Most people who run their own businesses work long hours, maybe work every day of the week. These could be the same people who tried Amway and didn’t work out for them so they decided not to waste any more money on their pretend Amway “business” and quit to focus on their real business and real income. Ambots point fingers and accuse them of quitting cause they’re lazy. Lazy ass ambots who have likely never owned their own business and know what hard work is really like. And no. Putting on a suit and spending hours on phone calls and texts with the assholes in your Amway upline and pretending you own an Amway business does not make you a real business owner. If your last name ain’t DeVos or VanAndel then you do NOT own an Amway business.

When we were in Amway there were a lot of unemployed ambots and ambots who got fired. A person stopped by here to leave a comment said he had to fire an ambot. The usual reasons I think I’ve covered before. When you hire an ambot they’ve got better things to do than get the work done they’re paid to do. The better things they’ve got to do are taking/responding to phone calls and texts from the assholes in their Amway upline and harassing their coworkers to sign up, come to Amway cult meetings, buy Amway products. Some people could look at ambots as too lazy to get their job done. But ambots just got better things to do with their time. To hell with their boss.

I know if I was paying someone to get a job done and they were busy doing other stuff instead I’d be pissed.

Bottom line if people are lazy that doesn’t affect my life one way or the other. Unless of course I was paying them to do a job and they weren’t doing it.

So why are ambots so fixated on lazy? Why do they give a flying fuck if someone is lazy? How does it affect their life if someone is lazy? Why do they automatically label people who quit Amway as lazy? Why do they bother leaving comments on my blog that I am lazy because I quit Amway? Because they’re repeating the bullshit that the fucking assholes in their Amway upline say! Have to justify why all these people quit Amway. Couldn’t be that the person figured out it’s a scam and they’re not making money? Not according to brainwashed ambots. Its cause they’re lazy and that’s why they didn’t make money. Has nothing to do with the odds of actually making money only being a small fraction of 1% of IBO’s who sign up.

If an ambot tries to prospect you into Amway just tell them right off you’re lazy and you know that ambots go nutso and judgemental when it comes to what they perceive as lazy people so you know Amway will not be a good fit.

Can you just see that conversation plus the ambots have an answer to everything.

Prospect: no I wouldn't be a good fit for Amway because I’m lazy.
Ambot: wouldn’t you like not to be lazy anymore?
Prospect: no. I’ve worked hard all my life and now I’m trying the other side and loving being lazy.
Ambot: you like being lazy.
Prospect: love it. Got a problem with that?
Ambot: you’re a lazy loser and you don't want to get rich.
Prospect: and you’re an obnoxious Amway asshole so fuck off.

Yeah we can throw it right back in those fucking ambot’s faces!

Lazy ass ambots need not apply!

Just because someone chooses not to do something or doesn’t do it to your standards doesn’t make them lazy.

Just cause someone isn’t in Amway doesn’t make them lazy. Just means they’ve got better things to do with their time and money. So fuck off judgemental ambots!



    My son, who was born with a major congenital syndrome that left him a midget and slightly intellectually impaired has become an Ambot. It is one of the most heart breaking things that a parent can witness, other than a severe incurable, slowly debilitating disease, or drug addiction; I am familiar with drug addiction, as my older brother died from the effects of a heroin addiction, but before that I watched helplessly as the drug consumed more and more of his reputation, earnings and soul; believe me: I see a lot of behavioral similarities between drug addiction and being an Amway Ambot.

    Brock was recruited into Amway by a “friend” who was in his karate academy (the master, God bless him, found out about the recruitment and told this Amway parasite that he was not to proposition his students for Amway's bullshit) and naturally my son trusted and looked up to this higher ranked student.. His friend, and subsequent upline has since successfully left, Amway, aka “the business”. My son, however, has has stayed.

    Lying, and self-delusion are the two most important qualities of being a stable Amway IBO. Lying, because you not only have to lie to people about the actual-money-in-the bank return of the “business opportunity”, but you have to lie to your-self about the nature of the people you are dealing with. My son has spent almost $20,000 over the last four years on Amway related “stuff”; If you account for the expenses incurred: time, effort, ware on his car he is $40,000 in the hole.

    Does he file any business returns? No! Does he keep a P&L and Balance Sheet! NO. Does he have any idea how much this “great business opportunity” is costing him? No! Does he care? Probably. Does he really want to know? No! Does he know that old adage: “A fool and his money soon part”? Yes! Does he apply it to himself? No! Does he love putting on his suit and going to an Amway/WWD self admiration meeting? Yes! Does he love bullshitting about his “business”? Yes.

    The poor kid has been so infected by Amway, that he looks with contempt upon his real job: the job that generates $36,000 a year (and by the way the job that enables him to fork over the $400 a month to Amway) and enables him to put gas in his car and money in the pocket of his Amway up-line; Assuming a tax rate of 20% he is giving away 17% of his after tax income to Amway.

    I am beginning to see him as a predator and I feel sorry for him. After going to one of World Wide Dream Builder's numerous meetings, where the speakers line their own pockets through speaking fees, he leaves energized and on the hunt. He goes to convenience stores and shopping malls looking for minimum wage workers whom he tries to induce into listening to the napkin plan via dreams of wealth. Once it dawns on the fortunate mark that he is actually being asked to spend $300 - $400 a month buying product he does not need the meeting ends.

    Now here is the deal: The only way he can spend, (Ambots actually call it an investment, ha,ha, ha) that $300.00 - $500.00 a month is because at age 25 he still lives at home, pays minimal rent, has us paying for his food, utilities, cable TV. He is not self sufficient, nor capable of making sound financial decisions; we watch helplessly as he continues to waste more and more time and money.

    If anyone reading this is thinking about becoming an Amway “IBO”, and is getting pushed on to join the cult, here is my suggestion: Ask the Ambot to show you his last three years of tax filings, including the the schedule C. I bet he will not. Do not accept just the schedule C, these guys lie like there is no tomorrow and will most likely dummy one up. Yes, the desperate ones are that conniving.

    1. Hi Sad Ambot Dad. Thank you for sharing your story. Its heartwrenching the stories of loved ones of Amway Ambots. And I know I've been there.

      Amway preys on the disadvantaged and your son's medical condition made him a prime target. He seems to have a decent paid job but some lying scamming Amway asshole told him that in 2 to 5 years he'd be raking in bazillions of dollars a month in residual income from Amway. He's probably found acceptance to a degree in Amway because a common tactic is love bombing. He has instant friends who hug him and show great interest in him.

      If he leaves Amway, like all other cults, he will be ostracized. No more love bombing friends. And they were never really his friends in the first place. They only love him because he brings them money.

      Most Ambots who are CORE lose about $10,000/year. And as you suspect - does he notice? He's not keeping a profit and loss statement. Amway discourages that because then the IBO can see how much they're losing.

      And here's the thing and you probably realize it you're enabling him. Maybe you're not buying his shitty overpriced Amway products but you're providing him a cheap place to live so he can spend his money on Amway instead of rent, utilities, groceries, etc. I've had parents come here to say they've had to show tough love and kick the ambot out of the house and mostly that had to do with the Ambot's attitude to the parents. You didn't mention but I bet he puts you down all the time and sneers at you for working a J.O.B. instead of being a business owner.

      Tell your son to take a look at the small print on the Amway literature where it shows only a fraction of 1% will make money. That's over 99% failure rate.

      If you haven't already done so, check the right side of this page for more links about Amway and you'll see a link where you can download a free ebook called Merchants of Deception. It'll be helpful for you to read it and get a better understanding of the cult your son has got involved in.

      Good luck!

  2. The reason that "positive thinking advice" works because "positive thinking" appeals to groups of people who are at the disadvantage situation such as "depression", "isolation", loss of hope, lost opportunity for improvement, poverty and many more. Therefore, it makes sense that uplines wanted to sell hopes and dreams to the disadvantage who wants to escape the miseries in life. (Correct me if I am wrong)

    1. Anonymous - that's a good theory. Amway asshole prey on the disadvantaged who fall in some of the categories you mentioned. It's OK to think positively but you can't block out everything else in the world, no matter how much Ambots think they can.

  3. It's true. Amway freaks go ballistic about anyone being "lazy." It's a hot-button issue for them. The problem, however, is that they define "laziness" as any kind of work or labor that isn't involved in the fake business called Amway.

    Ambots see themselves as supremely energetic. But in fact what does their energy consist of? Useless, silly bullshit such as the following:

    1) Bothering and harassing strangers to show them "the Plan."

    2) Annoying your relatives to get them to buy crappy Amway products that they neither need nor want.

    3) Attending endless meetings and briefings, to pretend that you're "a businessman."

    4) Reading a lot of silly books, or listening to endless CDs, that sing the praises of the Amway mentality.

    5) Answering pointless messages from your up-line every couple of hours, and putting up with his verbal abuse.

    6) Inconveniencing yourself by attending a series of utterly useless out-of-state "functions," where nothing of significance happens.

    7) Making sure that you live in an artificial cocoon, where you talk or associate with no one except Amway people.

    All of the above-mentioned crap "keeps you busy," to be sure. But it's a total waste of time. And to say that people who decline to participate in the fraud are "lazy" is the height of arrogance.

    People in Amway refuse to think for themselves. That's being INTELLECTUALLY lazy!

    1. Anonymous - those are all good points. And I love the part about Amway Ambots being intellectually lazy.

      They're also too lazy to do research, even though they love to show up here and screech at us to do research. Because if they'd done the proper research in the first place they wouldn't have joined a cult. They wouldn't have signed up to be a "business owner" when there's over 99% failure rate.

      Yup the laziest bastards you'll ever meet are Amway Ambots, no matter how much of a show they put on about constantly being busy working "the business".


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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