Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Taxes Are A Sign Of Success - Unless You’re A Brainwashed Amway Ambot

Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to understand is that paying taxes is a sign that you’re successful and profitable in your career. To sum it up simply, make two columns: income and expenses. Total them up. If the income total is higher than the expense total then yay business is going great. But oh shit you got to pay taxes on that income. But that’s a sign of success being profitable in your business. Then the reverse is that the column with the expenses total is higher than the income. Oops business isn’t going so good and for some businesses it takes awhile for the income to grow or maybe its been a bad business year. When you have more expenses that you can write off against your income then you’ll get a refund at tax time. Damn! Business is the shits.

Or if you’re a dumb fuck Amway Ambot you brag you’re getting a tax refund which is pretty much what is taught at Amway meetings that’s the secret to making money in Amway. You write off EVERY Amway expense yup all this shitty food bars and vitamins and the cat piss energy drinks and Communikate and books and tickets to functions and hotels against the income from your real job and you’ll get a refund. So that’s why you hear Amway Ambots lying about how business is going great and at the same time bragging about how they got a tax refund. Bunch of lying scamming fucking Amway assholes.

Uncle Sam disagrees that the only way for an Amway Ambot to make money at their scam is through a tax refund. AUDIT!!!! I mean the IRS has a whole handbook dedicated to Amway IBO’s for their staff to consult because the IRS has determined Amway is an expensive social club and the cult followers have no chance of making money selling soap and snake oil. Does the IRS have a whole handbook dedicated to McDonald’s employees or Chipotle staff? Unlikely because they’re probably not lying scamming tax cheats like Amway Ambots. What does that tell you. There are cases published online about how Ambots are getting audited through scamming on their taxes. And when you’re considering what expenses you can write off, Uncle Sam doesn’t count groceries and household supplies unless of course that’s the nature of your business like you run a restaurant or take in laundry for a living. And even those types of business are looking for ways to keep their costs down and wouldn’t buy overpriced shitty Amway products. So if you can stick it in your mouth and swallow it, don’t expense it on your taxes or you’ll be up shit creek.

I also want to say another scenario for legitimate business owners - not Amway scammers with their pretend business - is that you can get a good accountant and a good financial consultant and with the right investments and write offs you can bring your taxable income down as much as possible and pay less taxes. That’s mostly what real business owners worry about it. How they can pay less taxes.

The assholes in our Amway upline told us that everything to do with “the business” is tax deductible. 

Our upline even said our dog food is tax deductible because our dog guards the house where we have Amway meetings.

Now does everyone remember how you can tell when an Amway Ambot is lying? …. Their mouth is moving!

We were told that all Amway products we buy are tax deductible. I seriously doubted that and so did our accountant whose services we use for our legitimate business. The upline made it sound like anything and everything about Amway products and tools is tax deductible and we’ll get our money back in the form of tax refunds and therefore its all free. 

For some people this makes it easier to keep shelling out money if they’re given the hope that it will all be returned at the end of the year in the way of a tax refund. To hear upline tell it, this business, if nothing else, is a great tax shelter.

Uncle Sam might disagree.

This is a good example of why its not a good idea to take everything the assholes in the Amway upline says as gospel truth especially in areas that aren’t of their expertise. A person working a J.O.B. as an unskilled laborer or slinging burgers while walking the Amway path to financial freedom (LOL!) is probably not the best expert on what is and what is not a legitimate tax deduction especially if they've never hired the services of a professional accountant. You know an accountant who went to a real business school. Not some jackshit fucking Amway asshole who’s a pretend accountant because he got a degree at Amway University and that qualifies him to give pretend financial advice to dumb asses running pretend Amway businesses.

Fortunately Ambot took the counsel of our knowledgeable, experienced accountant instead of his upline when it came to acceptable tax deductions.

As our accountant tells it to us - save all receipts except for the grocery bills and they can write them off. That would disqualify anything edible/consumable that Amway sells as a tax write off.

That was contradictory advice from the assholes in our Amway upline. They told us to buy Amway drinks and food bars and vitamins because they have high PV/BV.

The same items our accountant tells us that we can not claim on our tax return because they fall under the grocery category.

Use your own judgement on this one. Fortunately Ambot did. Our upline were a bunch of scammers and liars as they shoved the Amway business opportunity down everyone's throats. I disregarded everything they said anyway and am sure glad I didn't listen to them try to scam us about legitimate tax deductions.

So the moral of the story is don’t take tax advice from a lying scamming fucking Amway asshole.


  1. So a friend of mine liked this post that showed up on my newsfeed.

    It is from ACN Australia which is becoming a lot bigger here and has more visibility than Amway in my opinion.

    Feels very much some of the points are blame the victim, namely those that put in the effort. Those that don't do anything and fail it is a little hard to feel sorry for. Those that put effort in only to be told that they are at fault - well that is really depressing.

    Anyways here is the ACN Post

    List of popular excuses of why people quit:

    No one helped me - you didn't come to training

    No one would become my customer - you didn't follow the outline in what to say

    I ran out of people to talk to - no, you ran out of people you are comfortable to talk to

    I don't know anyone - go meet someone

    No one had the money - you didn't create enough value for them to get the money

    I don't like my up line - you are your up line

    A customer service agent had an attitude with my customer - learn how to deal with and handle the problem and get past it. The company will discipline them and fire them if necessary.

    There is no local training to me - you have online training

    I don't have a house to have a PBR - that's why you have a website and conference calls

    I don't have Computer or internet - your library does and it's free

    No one wanted to do the Buisness with me - get better so they want to

    Everyone I talk to already knew about it - expand your circle

    I'm not a people person - change

    I'm lazy - your right

    I tried it, but it didn't work - no, you didn't work...and you can't "try" to do something and succeed at it

    It was too hard - no, you didn't develop the skills for it to be easy

    My family was negative - so is everyone's.

    My wife said, "it's either me or the business" - I'm sure she did with the amount of excuses you make....she's the one that has to listen to them

    I lost focus - you stopped coming to training

    I have a wife and kids - so do most people

    I have a full time job - so do most people

    No one would follow the system on my team - your team didn't follow you BC your not followable "yet"

    You say, I'm not making an excuse BUT,..... - that's an excuse

    I didn't have money to get to convention - I feel you...me either, I had to sell all my stuff, borrow It, and work my butt of for it.

    1. Hi Mathew - thanks for the list. Yes these are similar to what every scam MLM out there uses as comeback responses to overcome rejections to their product/service. Heard most of them when we were in Scamway. Its part of the late night teachings, Amway cult leaders call them night owls or other names.

      And as you pointed out, they all add up to its a blame the victim scam.

      LOL on: "I'm lazy - your right". How is your right a comeback response. The asshole might as well have said "your mother wears army boots". LOL!

      I don't know much about ACN but a few years ago a news show did cover this scam and the meetings are just like Amway cult meetings. You know worship the leader, spend money, rah rah hype, and everyone's gonna get rich. I think the sign up was $500 and the sales rep made .50 cents commission for every sucker he signed up but I don't recall what that $500 got you. Some kind of cell phone plan scam.

      Another LOL is when our sack of shit Platinum got fired from Amway a few years ago he defected to Monavie and took as many downline with him as he could and I think he got enough to defect that it probably threw everyone above him out of qualification for Emerald or Diamond or whatever. It was a big enough dent in sales. So one of the fucking assholes in our Amway upline didn't go to Monavie but signed up for ACN instead. And was bugging my Ambot about signing up. You know its like these MLM scammers think once they've got a live one open to these scams that they'll be open to another one because we got bugged by our sack of shit Platinum and the fucking asshole who signed us up to Amway both trying to sell us on Monavie. Or "us" is the wrong word. They only pitched my husband but I got a bulk email from the sack of shit Platinum that I replied all and cursed him out.

      Once a scammer always a scammer, just a different scam company to rep.

  2. Mathew's list is very revealing.

    It shows that for MLMs, the fixed idea is that "success is inevitable for those who follow our plan properly and in every detail."

    If this fixed idea is accepted, then failure can NEVER be the result of flaws in the plan. It must always be the fault of the individual.

    This is like saying that if you drive your car safely and properly, obeying every single traffic regulation, you won't get into an accident. Tell that to the thousands of careful drivers who were maimed or killed by other drivers.

    The MLM idea seems to be that "faith and perseverance will always be successful in the long run." It is an absurd and silly viewpoint.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Yeah that was a good list. It's always good to get stuff like that out there on the Internet so people know what they're up against when they're being prospected by a scam MLMer.

      Yeah right on the faith and perseverance. Amway cult leaders preach to their followers that as long as they show up for every Amway meeting and tithe the Great Amway God that in 2 years bazillions of dollars in residual income will be rolling in because they stuck with the cult.

  3. What the hell is Monavie? I heard that they try to push some sort of exotic tropical fruit juice.

    Why would anyone join a MLM to buy juice?

    1. Anonymous - in addition to overpriced juice Monavie also sells "training" and "leadership" tools. Just like the Amway tool scam. In fact its former Amway Diamonds running that show at Monavie too. It's the place where Amway defectors run to.

    2. Defecting from an abusive mlm to another mild-mannered mlm does not change the state of an ambot. They are still liars, wearing fake smiles and still gives bad advice to the disadvantaged.

    3. Anonymous - to hear those dumb fuck Amway defectors Monavie has the best compensation plan out of every MLM out there and the best products yada yada yada. These same bastards who were loving Amway are now hating on it.

  4. That's why accountants, tax consultants and financial planners will shut their doors if an ambot comes by for an advice.

    1. Anonymous - everyone should shut their doors on Amway Ambots!


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