Monday, April 25, 2016

Amway Ambots Are Experts At ????????????????????

Another thing that really pissed me of about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single one of those arrogant bastards was an expert on EVERYTHING! You name it those fuckers knew everything about the subject whether or not it had anything to do with Amway. The biggest bunch of bullshitters I’ve ever met in my life have all been Amway assholes.

The arrogance of those pompous Amway bastards is something I have never dealt with before our time in the Amway hellhole. Fortunately it is something I’ve never had to put up with since we got the hell away from those Amway assholes!

You name it those ambot assholes pretend they’re an expert at it. I guess the fact that they run pretend businesses and they’re pretend business owners gives them all the credibility they need to be pretend experts on every subject under the sun.

I’m not saying that there are not ambots out there who don’t have expertise in certain areas through job, education, or life experiences. What I’m calling out are Amway assholes who just be virtue of the fact that they are Amway IBO’s means that now makes them know it alls. 

Those ambots are all experts when it comes to cars. Too bad none of them take their own fucking advice and drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30 years old and always breaking down due to lack of maintenance. By that age many cars do run into mechanical problems and need to be completely overhauled or junked. Being an Amway IBO means you are constantly broke because you have to hand over all your money to the Amway cult leaders so there is no money leftover for car maintenance or to save up to buy a new car.

Those Amway assholes are experts on all things plumbing and electrical even though most of them have never picked up a hammer or a screwdriver. I saw a house an Amway “expert” jack of all trades was working on. The ceiling lights were falling out of their fixtures. He said he was getting electrical shocks every time he turned on the light switches he’d replaced. LOL! The tile in the bathroom was not grouted right and squint and uneven. He was taking forever to paint the exterior because he had to keep stopping what he was doing to deal with the phone - calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline.

Those Amway assholes are experts when it comes to filling out your income tax. “Everything in Amway is a tax deduction! Claim that toilet paper!”

Those Amway assholes are “counsellors” even though they’ve never taken any formal training in counselling for behavior problems, emotional disorders, marital issues, etc. etc. “The facts don’t count!” Not when you’re an Amway asshole = automatic expert on everything! “Counsel with upline!”

Even fucking Amway assholes who are self proclaimed experts on everything - typical of know it all bullshitting Amway assholes. Jumping into discussions where women complained Amway’s eye cream didn’t do piss all for us and telling us if it doesn’t work then that means we’re not applying it correctly because Amway Artistry sells prestige products and there’s nothing wrong with them - the problem lies with the user. Yup its the typical old Amway standby response of blaming the victim. Same thing with Amway’s prestige tampons. Amway is a blame the victim scam. Us women who’ve been using tampons for years have only ourselves to blame if we can’t figure out how to use Amway tampons and they leak. What you Amway Ambot men don’t seem to get is tampons all work the same way and women figured out how they worked a long time ago, doesn’t matter if we change tampon brands they all go in the same way. If Amway’s tampons leak after 30 minutes then you Ambot men accuse women of putting them in wrong. Couldn’t have anything to do with the inferior quality of these products could it? Blame the victim. Blame the women for putting them in wrong if Amway’s prestige tampons are leaking. Amway is a blame the victim scam.

As people gain life experience they learn to sort through good and bad advice, take what works for them and reject the rest. Counselling with qualified financial advisors or other professionals can be smart for your business and personal life. Hearing a man giving  tampon advice is something that makes most women break down into uncontrollable laughter! But that’s an Amway asshole for you! Fucking arrogant pricks. Experts on everything!

Generally speaking men who are not pompous arrogant fucking Amway losers stay the hell away from any conversations about tampons! LOL! No man will ever be a better expert than a woman when it comes to knowing how to use tampons! Now let’s see male Ambots show up here to disagree! LOL! Come on guys! Want to get into a heated discussion on Amway’s leaking tampons? Bring it on! Normal men won’t touch that subject. Brainwashed Amway Ambots who are experts in everything will jump into tampon arguments. The rest of the males in this world know when to stay the hell away from a topic they can never be more knowledgable than a woman on! LOL! OK let’s see how many male Ambots who are tampon experts want to show up here and make even bigger assholes out of themselves. LOL! Something ambots will never get through their brainwashed heads. If a tampon leaks after 30 minutes its got nothing to do with women putting them in wrong. It’s inferior quality! Like all the rest of Amway’s products. Women! Never take tampon advice from a man! Correction. Unless the man is telling the woman DO NOT use Amway’s overpriced shitty leaky tampons. That’s the only tampon advice that’s OK to take from a man.

OK. As fun as it is bashing Ambots who are tampon experts lets move on.

A lot of people have similar goals: get out of debt, put money in the bank, buy a house, make wise investments, and retire comfortably not worrying about finances. Those are basics. Some people have different financial goals, perhaps buying a motorcycle or a boat or an ATV or a cottage or taking a half year vacation in the south of Italy. The best bet is to talk to people who have actual experience doing these things and hear their suggestions and listen to their advice.

There are many paths to reach the finish line. Throughout the years I have asked for and taken advice from persons more experienced than I am. Some of the advice works, others not so good.

The arrogant pompous know it all Amway bastards that I had to suffer are the biggest bunch of assholes I’ve ever met in my life. Troublemaking bastards who can’t mind their own fucking business.

The one thing that I’ve become an expert at that no one in my upline will be ever be better than me at and that is blogging about what Amway assholes are really like!



    I found this website and ambots can fall into one of those categories.

    1. Anonymous - its like finding the worst in one industry and then realizing how much it compares to Amway and Ambots.

  2. Anna, I saw this myself during the little time that my cousin tried to get me into Amway. The men in it were the typical, small-town dweebs who knew very little, but who walked around with a smirk on their faces because they were sure they knew better than you about everything.

    One fucking Amway asshole asked me about the wristwatch I was wearing. I told him it was an expensive gold Elgin that had been a present from my grandfather. He then launched into a lecture on how a plain self-winding watch was a better choice for a businessman, and that I should buy one right away, since it wouldn't need winding and repairs. I couldn't believe that this fucking little nobody would have the nerve to talk like that to a stranger.

    The guy was the typical Amway asshole: cheap off-the-rack business suit, rumpled shirt and tie, wing-tip shoes, crappy haircut, know-it-all smirk, and a self-satisfied air about him. And yes -- his car was a beat-up Volkswagen that looked so old that it might have been Hitler's.

    1. Anonymous - people in Amway sneer at everyone who's not in their cult. And yup everyone in Amway thinks they're better than everyone else and smarter than everyone else. That's because they sit in a room listening all gaga to their Amway cult leader who fills their head that they're winners just cause they showed up today. Brainwashed much?

      The Ambot who sneered at your gold watch was just jealous. The way Ambots think is you haven't earned the privilege yet to own something that the Ambot doesn't already own. And that's because the Ambot has been brainwashed to think he's better than you so if he doesn't own a house or a car or a watch and you do, well then you haven't earned the privilege yet. People in Amway are out to destroy everyone else. It could be your watch they want you to downsize or your car or just about anything.

      Amway cult followers are jealous little bastards.

    2. Jealous to a point that they advise their vulnerable downlines bad advice, illegal advice, dangerous advice and a risky advice.

    3. Yup. People in Amway are jealous of what others have. Especially if they have things that Ambots can't afford. Well ambots can't afford much because all their money has to go to tithing the Great Amway God.

  3. I think that an amway freak may dress with a nice suit, charming and a clean cut to make it hard for unsuspecting individuals to resist the offer.

    1. I don't know Anonymous. Ose Amway ambots dressed in suits look exactly like what they are - door to door soap salesmen.

  4. Hey Anna B. Chuckles as I remember my upline expertly talking to my new wife then about scAmway sanitary products and beauty products as well like he had personal experience/expertise. Granted he had married a year before I did but still him? Awkward. Yep he too was a know it all around his minions and lemmings-what a joker!

    1. ExAmbot - yup it's hilarious to us women when some dumb ass male Ambot gives us advice on personal care products because they're in Amway that makes them experts on all feminine hygiene products and cosmetics. Arrogant pricks!

  5. A man advising a woman about tampons (unless he is a gynecologist) is like a cripple advising a sprinter about the 100-yard dash.

    And guys who advise women about cosmetics and beauty products ought to be a little limp-wristed and swishy.

    1. Anonymous - unless the man's last names Tampax he has no business giving women tampon advice! LOL! And I am sure there are straight men out there who own cosmetics companies so they're qualified to talk about beauty products. Some dumb fuck Amway Ambot who paints houses for a living, not so much!

  6. I know amway defenders will say that Job is a pyramid, you have to be loyal to the boss and to the company and the company decides for your freedom....

    1. Anonymous - that's the life of an Amway Ambot - lie, deny, distract, and defend. Amway is a pyramid scheme therefore Amway Ambots must accuse everything else in the world of being a pyramid. That's what happens when you get brainwashed and fucked up by a cult.


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