Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Where Are The Angry Negative Amway Losers?
I think a memo must be out from Amway’s head office to all their cult leaders reminding them to preach to their followers the sins of reading and commenting on websites like Married To An Ambot.
Usually a bunch of angry fucking Amway losers show up to bitch about this blog and spew out their bullshit canned Amspeak propaganda and screech at us for being negative unchristian dreamstealers who are losers and quitters and we’ll be broke or dead by age 65. Most of their comments end up on posts titled 100 Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative. It usually takes 3 or 4 months to fill the 100 slots! LOL!
But recently Ambots have slowed down their bitching. Surprising because that’s the one thing all Ambots do bitch bitch bitch. My latest post in progress about 100 Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative has stalled at about 30.
Now this is the type of blog you’d think Amway Ambots would avoid because of the swearing and Ambots are prudes so you’d think they’d stay away but it doesn’t stop them so much and they show up here to curse at us for running a blog like this. So much for listening to the Amway cult leaders about not saying negative! LOL!
There’s several reason why Amway’s head office doesn’t want their cult followers reading blogs like this is because it talks about all the money they’ll lose in Amway and about being abused by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Whenever this blog is read the page views helps bump it up in the search engine ranks. Even more so when comments are left. Plus Amway’s head office must not be happy with the way those fucking Amway losers are representing their company online spewing forth their lies and negative bullshit. It all adds up to why Amway has a bad reputation and a lot of that is thanks to their commissioned sales reps.
Also maybe a man can clue us in here because I doubt it’s women doing this. I compare this to when a woman goes into a clothing shop and she’s looking for a specific style of dress and all the other criteria that goes along with it like color, size and price. So she’s at the clothing rack and flips through it looking for what she wants. And she can probably do this pretty quickly. She knows what she likes and what she’s looking for. This blog gets visitors who are probably Amway losers on their mobile device and they’re clicking the next post button, which goes backward in time. Next next next. Or should I say back back back. Now nothing wrong with going back and reading a few of the latest posts. Except we know the loser isn’t actually reading the posts because the page view stats show how long is spent on that page and no way can you read any of these posts plus comments in 2 or 3 seconds before moving on to the next one. So guys give me some insight. Is it kind of like looking for the perfect dress thing and flipping through looking for the perfect post? Are they looking for a particular title that interests them to read? We try to title the posts to reflect what one could expect to read and so they can be found when doing a search. What the hell are these Amway losers looking for? And of course the good thing is they’re doing exactly what the Amway cult leaders don’t want them to do and that’s giving this blog lots of page views which bumps it up even further in the search engines. And yes it has to be Amway losers. People who have a loved one inside the Amway cult might read a lot of posts too but they’re actually reading them spending a few minutes reading a post before reading another and learning more about the financial and emotional distress the Amway cult brings and looking for support and knowing they’re not alone in this Amway hell they’re going through.
Oh and just in case anyone is wondering it took one person just over 4 hours of hitting the back button to get near the beginning of this blog. They stopped a few weeks before the first post ever. Not sure why. Doesn’t matter. Maybe their finger got tired. I mean who’s got 4+ hours to spend pushing a button over and over on a blog to see every post written but reading none of them. Didn’t they have any Amway meetings to run off to or texts to respond to from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline? But hey thanks for the page views and the bumping the blog higher up on the search engine ranks!
I don’t get it. Read the posts if they interest you or go find somewhere else on the Internet that has stuff you want to read. I don’t know why Amway prudes would show up here in the first place or what they’re looking for. If they’re looking for a specific topic they can do a search to help find what they’re looking for. We’ve covered just about every Scamway topic here. Or leave a comment asking if we’ve written about something. One day someone who was dating a Diamond and the two of them had an Internet presence complaining about someone, showed up here to leave a comment asking about writing a post about this person. Uh no I don’t think so. Don’t want to bore the readers, we don’t profile fucking Amway assholes except the occasional moron who leaves a really dumb ass comment here and then its pasting that comment on a new post and making fun of it cause we don’t know who the author is and probably don’t want to know who the fuck it is anyway. But the Diamond and girlfriend leave comments campaign went on that night into the early hours and they left comments just about on every web page like this like all the ones on the reading list on the upper right of this page, asking the same thing until one of the web owners said Hey I know who you are and take your vendetta somewhere else.
Its just weird that angry Amway losers haven’t been around as much lately to spout off their negative bullshit. Amway’s head office reads the blog and they must get pissed off seeing all the negative comments their sales reps leave all over the Internet so I think a memo must be out to the Amway cult leaders warning their followers to stay off the Internet. Oh well they’ll be back. It’ll have as much effect as that memo Amway’s head office sent out warning their sales reps not to bug customers at Barnes & Noble.