Wednesday, April 13, 2016

What Happens If You Don’t Attend Amway Meetings?

An ambot who must be on the verge of quitting posed the question “if you don’t attend Amway meetings what happens” into the old Google search engine.

Well first of all and most importantly you will feel a tremendous amount of relief that you have escaped from an Amway cult meeting! No brainwashing tonight!

The next thing that happens is that you’ll be up shit creek with your Amway upline. Remember how when you were a kid and your mother used to bitch at you everytime you brought a frog or snake into the house? Well your mama ain’t got nothing those Amway assholes who will bitch and bitch and bitch because you didn’t show up for a meeting!

When we started attending Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum used a whiteboard to show the top 5 most important things in his life and this is the order we should follow in our lives.

1. God
2. Spouse
3. Family
4. Job
5. Amway

I’ve gone over this before. If I ain’t number one on my spouse’s list there will be hell to pay later!

The real Amway list of order of importance goes like this:

1. Amway
2. Amway
3. Amway
4. Amway
5. Amway

When you’re a brainwashed Amway ambot there ain’t NOTHING in your life that comes ahead of Amway. NOTHING!

If you skip a meeting because your spouse or family has something else planned or you got called in to work, the fucking assholes in your Amway upline will phone and text and bitch and bitch and bitch at you for missing a “very important” Amway meeting. And they ain’t done giving you shit just for the one meeting. The sack of shit Platinum will mock and ridicule you to the group of people who did show up for the Amway meeting and the next time you show up the sack of shit Platinum will mock you and embarrass you in front of the other ambots for your disobedience because you have a life and had something better to do than go to a fucking Amway cult meeting.

So that answers the question of the hell you’ll go through by the Amway upline assholes if you miss an Amway meeting.

And really why even do an Internet search to find the answer to that question because you pretty much know the answer because you’ve been to other Amway meetings when an ambot didn’t show up and listened to the sack of shit Platinum rant about it for an hour. You know what’s going to happen when those Amway assholes gossip about the missing ambot. You’ve heard it before and been part of the ambot group mentality who laughed at the expense of the dumb ass ambot who dared not to show up for an Amway cult meeting.

The bigger picture is once you miss an Amway meeting then its easier to miss another Amway meeting and then another and another and then skip the next Amway function. That’s what the upline Amway assholes are afraid of. Missing ambot = missing money going into their pockets. Once an ambot stops going to Amway meetings and listening to the fucked up Amway assholes on CDs and functions they begin to deprogram themselves and stop buying shitty overpriced useless Amway products. With a clearer head they realize they’re not making money in Amway and start looking around on the Internet and realize that 99% of IBO’s lose money. That suggests that “success is not right around the corner” as the Amway upline assholes pretend it is.

Yup. Good bye! See ya!

But hey what happens if you still want to hang out with the assholes in your Amway upline? Maybe you actually like the destructive bastards. You can still be friends right?

Nope. Amway assholes are only friends with people who pay them to be friends by buying Amway products and motivational tools. These greedy bastards are not friends with anyone who is not giving them money.

So what happens if you don’t attend an Amway meeting?

Once you get past the shit kicking the Amway upline assholes give you and that abuse is going to make most people not want to go to any more Amway meetings then a peaceful calm descends over your life once again. You start to get your financial situation under control. Emotionally you start to get your life back on track and repair relationships you destroyed while in the Amway cult.

The best part is you no longer have to put up with Amway assholes!

It is so liberating to say to your Amway upline: FUCK YOU!

Or in my case blog: fuck you Amway assholes!


  1. Where's your sack of shit platinum-up-his-ass now?

    1. Jerry - last I heard he was flogging Monavie.

  2. Anna, if some piece of shit Ambot tried to scam people for years and use every trick in the book to try to recruit good people into that fucking cult and then realized he was a failure at it and couldn't afford the bullshit fucking tools and fucking functions anymore and quit, can that person be trusted again and befriended and given a second chance or should one stay the fuck away from asshole selfish manipulative greedy brainwashed ex-Ambots forever?

    1. Jerry - some ambots destroy relationships so they're irreparable. I can tell you that everyone I knew in Amway I'd never trust them again about nothing. But then I never trusted them in the beginning.

  3. The only purpose of those interminable Amway meetings and night-owls and ghastly "functions" is to propagandize and brainwash IBOs.

    The gatherings don't actually teach you anything of value. They certainly don't help you increase retail sales of Amway products. All they do is slowly and steadily accustom you to obedience and slavishness to Amway doctrine. Soon you become AFRAID to miss a meeting, as if it were a religious obligation.

    That's what Amway wants. The gatherings and meetings are a form of crowd-control, by which Amway trains poor suckers to stay loyal and committed and properly deferential to up-line.

    That's why the most courageous and empowering thing that you as an Amway IBO can do is deliberately miss a meeting, and when your arrogant up-line yells at you for it, tell him that sometimes there are more important things in life than Amway.

    He'll get red in the face, and start spluttering his anger at you. Why? Because you'll have shown him that you aren't his goddamned slave anymore! And that will send him into a blood-rage.

    Amway freaks get the most angry and upset when someone whom they wanted to control says "I'm a free human being. I make my own choices. And I don't have any moral obligation to attend a stupid meeting or night-owl or pointless out-of-town function. Get off my back about it."

    Try it, Amway IBOs! BE FREE! You won't believe the sense of liberating exaltation that you'll experience.

    1. Great description Anonymous! Theres not too much to add on to that. But yeah if you want real freedom get the hell away from Amway!


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